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Anonymous #14

Re: Awesome skank revenge story. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #13005657 - 08/05/10 07:28 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

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Anonymous #1 said:
I've fucked 29 women in the past 3 months, the one I fell for happened to be a skank.



Son, I dunno the right proper way to tell you this, but.. you got the herp. :archiebunker:


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Anonymous #13

Re: Awesome skank revenge story. [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #13007633 - 08/05/10 04:12 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

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Anonymous #14 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
I've fucked 29 women in the past 3 months, the one I fell for happened to be a skank.



Son, I dunno the right proper way to tell you this, but.. you got the herp. :archiebunker:


:lol::yesnod:


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Anonymous #1

Re: Awesome skank revenge story. [Re: Anonymous #19]
    #13007714 - 08/05/10 04:27 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

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Anonymous #19 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
He didnt hurt her, cause if he did, I'd kill him and both of them know it's true.




so what you're really saying is you're crazier than this slut?



I never said she was crazy.

And yes I'm crazy as hell.


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Anonymous #15

Re: Awesome skank revenge story. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #13007716 - 08/05/10 04:28 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

i knew you would be back


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Anonymous #1

Re: Awesome skank revenge story. [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #13007732 - 08/05/10 04:33 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

ya, it's my thread.

Funny have you left your grandma's basement since we last talked?

Shit you reply 1 min after my first post in almost 24 hours.
:lol:


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Anonymous #15

Re: Awesome skank revenge story. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #13007751 - 08/05/10 04:39 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Yep, Im in my grandma's basement or I work from home and I only have to go to the office two or three times a week.


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Anonymous #20

Re: Awesome skank revenge story. [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #13007763 - 08/05/10 04:45 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

That's some pretty funny shit OP :ilold:


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Anonymous #18

Re: Awesome skank revenge story. [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #13728173 - 01/04/11 09:24 AM (2 years, 4 months ago)

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Anonymous #10 said:
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Anonymous #13 said:
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Anonymous #18 said:
:bow2:

My ex wife cheated on me while I was in Iraq, took her 2 whole weeks to shack up with another dude, because she was so "heart broken I left..."  :boot:

...that same ex wife, called me 2 weekends ago and wanted me to rock her box, after not talking to me for 2 AND HALF YEARS!!!!!!!!!!! and right after her boyfriend/fiance, decided he had had enough of her shit and walked out on her....... the same one she moved in with and was "soul mates" while I was fucking getting shot at.........

So I rocked her box... then her ass... then made her suck it, and then stuck my knife in both of her front tires of her brand new jeep on my way out...

:cheers:

Kudos to you brother! Stay strong! The females never quit screwing the world over. 

:hi5:



Fuck yeah man, you are my hero. That fucking cunt deserved that one totally, thats EXACTLY what I woulda done if I was you.:thumbup::highfive:






she probably also gained like 60 pounds, all cheating army wives get fat as fuck when their husbands deploy.  they should be shot for treason.

If a man spends 15 months of his life being shot at and worrying about surviving and killing in 100 degree heat, the least their wife can do is not be a fat whore.




HAHAHA.... SHE DID GAIN 60 POUNDS MAN!! lol nice call. That is correct, all except the 100 degree part... it was 125... lol  :bubbles:

Ok, I am FINALLY giving in people... I will be posting my ex wife on this site sometime very soon! I also posted an anonymous thread about my story also, here is the link:

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/12933777

Oh, now that I read it.. lol it's not my story, this is the thread with most of my story in it.. but i will post an entirely new thread with my ENTIRE story from start to finish, and then post her 30 mins video she sent me 2 FUCKING DAYSSSSS before she cheated on me !!!

Get ready Shroomery.. lol I have posted a video of my other ex's before.. the people at the pub might remember it! lol ........ i have to go to work, but i will get on the video compression tonight!


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Anonymous #21

Re: Awesome skank revenge story. [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #13728315 - 01/04/11 10:31 AM (2 years, 4 months ago)

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Anonymous #2 said:
Don't be snatching other men's women-folk. But at least you crushed the bitch.




Perfectly worded.


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Anonymous #22

Re: Awesome skank revenge story. [Re: Anonymous #21]
    #13729070 - 01/04/11 01:56 PM (2 years, 4 months ago)

Meh... Nothing to brag about.

In reality, you didnt get things your way so you in turn hurt two people. She might be a slut but your a fucking skuz bag, to bad you two didnt hook up together sounds like you deserve each other.


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Anonymous #23

Re: Awesome skank revenge story. [Re: Anonymous #22]
    #13729989 - 01/04/11 05:11 PM (2 years, 4 months ago)

hi

this happened 4 months ago

OP died of syphilis long before you knew this thread even existed

edit - i didnt factor in the 29 days.:inbred:

this happened 5 months ago.


Edited by Anonymous (01/04/11 05:13 PM)


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Anonymous #24

Re: Awesome skank revenge story. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #13730011 - 01/04/11 05:17 PM (2 years, 4 months ago)

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Anonymous #1 said:
I'm not even upset, after my revenge I can say I'm sincerely happy.

I have a new girl and things are better than they were before.

I'm not crying at all I just wanted to share the story about how I destroyed this bitches life for leading me on for 5 months.




:rofl:

That, my friend is fucking hillarious indeed


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Anonymous #18

Re: Awesome skank revenge story. [Re: Anonymous #18]
    #13732277 - 01/05/11 12:03 AM (2 years, 4 months ago)

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Anonymous #18 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #10 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #13 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #18 said:
:bow2:

My ex wife cheated on me while I was in Iraq, took her 2 whole weeks to shack up with another dude, because she was so "heart broken I left..."  :boot:

...that same ex wife, called me 2 weekends ago and wanted me to rock her box, after not talking to me for 2 AND HALF YEARS!!!!!!!!!!! and right after her boyfriend/fiance, decided he had had enough of her shit and walked out on her....... the same one she moved in with and was "soul mates" while I was fucking getting shot at.........

So I rocked her box... then her ass... then made her suck it, and then stuck my knife in both of her front tires of her brand new jeep on my way out...

:cheers:

Kudos to you brother! Stay strong! The females never quit screwing the world over. 

:hi5:



Fuck yeah man, you are my hero. That fucking cunt deserved that one totally, thats EXACTLY what I woulda done if I was you.:thumbup::highfive:






she probably also gained like 60 pounds, all cheating army wives get fat as fuck when their husbands deploy.  they should be shot for treason.

If a man spends 15 months of his life being shot at and worrying about surviving and killing in 100 degree heat, the least their wife can do is not be a fat whore.




HAHAHA.... SHE DID GAIN 60 POUNDS MAN!! lol nice call. That is correct, all except the 100 degree part... it was 125... lol  :bubbles:

Ok, I am FINALLY giving in people... I will be posting my ex wife on this site sometime very soon! I also posted an anonymous thread about my story also, here is the link:

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/12933777

Oh, now that I read it.. lol it's not my story, this is the thread with most of my story in it.. but i will post an entirely new thread with my ENTIRE story from start to finish, and then post her 30 mins video she sent me 2 FUCKING DAYSSSSS before she cheated on me !!!

Get ready Shroomery.. lol I have posted a video of my other ex's before.. the people at the pub might remember it! lol ........ i have to go to work, but i will get on the video compression tonight!





Converting the video now... it is just under 1GB large, so I will probably upload it tomorrow... keep an eye out for it!!


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Anonymous #25

Re: Awesome skank revenge story. [Re: Anonymous #18]
    #13732442 - 01/05/11 12:35 AM (2 years, 4 months ago)

You know, I'm all for putting women in their place and revenge in general, but OP's story is a bunch of fail.

Because only a nutless pussy would wait around for some chick to dump her boyfriend for him.

I mean, it's a great thing to take glorious revenge on someone who has unfairly wronged you.  I love righteous vengeance.  I'll applaud all day long for anyone who engages in those sort of a shenanigans. 

It's a whole other thing when you're practically begging someone to fuck you over by engaging in stupid, unmanly behavior.  Getting revenge on someone who wrongs you like that just makes you look even weaker.

And you did beg for it, OP.  You bent over for this chick and begged her to fuck you up the ass and she put on her strap-on and obliged you.  You have no one to blame but yourself.

tl;dr OP is a total beta male and we should take away his Man Card for making the rest of us look bad.


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Anonymous #23

Re: Awesome skank revenge story. [Re: Anonymous #25]
    #13732456 - 01/05/11 12:38 AM (2 years, 4 months ago)

who's saying the OP was making the rest of us look bad?:smirk:

Idk man but I learned the hard way to never bend myself over for a bitch.  no matter the circumstances

and I repeat

no matter the circumstances.


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Anonymous #10

Re: Awesome skank revenge story. [Re: Anonymous #23]
    #13734128 - 01/05/11 10:03 AM (2 years, 4 months ago)

no I am in agreement with 25 that OP is in fact a pussy.  His "Awesome Skank Revenge" involves getting Hep-C and calling her boyfriend and whining because the boyfriend fucks her better.  not revenge at all. 

I have my revenge planned out if my wife ever cheats on me.  If I found out i would buy two tickets to Amsterdam that minute.  then I would pack her bag and mine and we would go to the airport. WITHOUT SAYING A WORD we would fly to amsterdam.  Once there i would select two of the hottest prostitues in the city and pay for their services for a night.  I would then bring both of them back to the hotel room and have my wife sleep in the hallway. This way she would hear the glorious sex but never quite know exactly what went down.  the imagined sexual acts would be far greater than anything she has ever done or experianced in her life.  In the morning when the sluts leave i would let her re enter the room to change and get ready for our flight back to america. In total silence.


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