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 sweetiepie
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 Confessions Thread! 
#13613701 - 12/10/10 06:46 PM (2 years, 5 months ago) |
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I once had sex with my chemistry teacher.
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JT
 
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you guys must have had great chemistry. 
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tito123
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 Re: Confessions Thread! [Re: JT]
#13614288 - 12/10/10 08:58 PM (2 years, 5 months ago) |
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pescadorabioso
Hedonistic Misanthropy
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Re: Confessions Thread! [Re: tito123]
#13614860 - 12/10/10 11:31 PM (2 years, 5 months ago) |
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I like choking people.
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What has made them conceive that man must want a rationally advantageous choice?
I've become desensitized to these types of occurrences thus far. Yet, there lies a sensation of bitter disappointment embedded within.
FINE YOU IMBECILE; SUFFER!! IT IS YOURSELF THAT YOU ARE HURTING. NOTHING IS DETERRING YOU FROM ATTAINING THAT OF WHICH YOU INHERENTLY CRAVE. YOU HAVE LET THEM TAKE OVER YOUR MIND, YOU ARE NO LONGER IN CONTROL, YOU NEVER WERE.
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Cynosure
allow me to be your guide.
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I'm madly in love with a girl, whom I've been in a relationship with for almost 2 years, that couldn't muster a microgram of respect towards me.
..and for some reason, I can't help myself.
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"You can peel it [language] off the ceiling and make it dance in front of you" - McKenna
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MushroomTrip
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Re: Confessions Thread! [Re: Cynosure]
#13616513 - 12/11/10 10:56 AM (2 years, 5 months ago) |
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She's fucking someone else bro
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All this time I've loved you
And never known your face
All this time I've missed you
And searched this human race
Here is true peace
Here my heart knows calm
Safe in your soul
Bathed in your sighs
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 Kid_Orgo
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Re: Confessions Thread! [Re: sweetiepie] 4
#13616717 - 12/11/10 12:09 PM (2 years, 5 months ago) |
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I used to think that blood had seeds in it, like watermelon.
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He was a cowboy in one of the seven days a week fights. No business, no hangout; no friends, nothing; just what you pick up and what you need.
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Re: Confessions Thread! [Re: sweetiepie] 1
#13616956 - 12/11/10 01:27 PM (2 years, 5 months ago) |
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sometimes I masturbate while driving
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Anonymous #1
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sometimes I masturbate while driving
likewise
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sweetiepie
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I pee in the shower sometimes to practice my aim. Jealous because I can't pee standing up, it just doesn't work.
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Valafar
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Quote:
sweetiepie said:
I pee in the shower sometimes to practice my aim. Jealous because I can't pee standing up, it just doesn't work.
I too pee in the shower, but my aim is great being that I'm a dood 
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For the lonesome-hearted lovers with too personal a tale
And for each unharmful, gentle soul misplaced inside a jail
And we gazed upon the chimes of freedom flashing"
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Re: Confessions Thread! [Re: Valafar]
#13630677 - 12/14/10 11:35 AM (2 years, 5 months ago) |
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it's no secret but I love to eat pussy.
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Anonymous #2
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bestiality turns me on
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Anonymous #3
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everytime i masturbate to internet porn i feel disgusted with myself and guilty. during the act and afterwards.
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Doc_T
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Quote:
sweetiepie said:
I pee in the shower sometimes to practice my aim. Jealous because I can't pee standing up, it just doesn't work.
There's a how-to website for this. peestandingup.com or similar?
As I recall, you use a sort of reverse vulcan salute?
It's been a while and I really just was browsing...
Edit -ZOMG! There's a video! http://www.stand2pee.com/class.html
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You make it all possible. Doesn't it feel good?
Edited by Doc_T (12/14/10 04:24 PM)
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Re: Confessions Thread! [Re: Doc_T]
#13633710 - 12/14/10 09:49 PM (2 years, 5 months ago) |
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i cheated on my boyfriend who i am in love with but i feel no guilt
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claraclairvoyant
well oiled machine
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Quote:
Anonymous said:
everytime i masturbate to internet porn i feel disgusted with myself and guilty. during the act and afterwards.
i feel the same way afterwards, which is why i almost never watch porn. it's so filthy.
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Anonymous #5
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My first kiss was with a half retarded chick, no joke.
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sweetiepie
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Re: Confessions Thread! [Re: Doc_T]
#13634151 - 12/14/10 11:04 PM (2 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Doc_T said:
Quote:
sweetiepie said:
I pee in the shower sometimes to practice my aim. Jealous because I can't pee standing up, it just doesn't work.
There's a how-to website for this. peestandingup.com or similar?
As I recall, you use a sort of reverse vulcan salute?
It's been a while and I really just was browsing...
Edit -ZOMG! There's a video! http://www.stand2pee.com/class.html
haha ... thanks
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Pretty mild so far. Come on people, out with the real beef! I'll confess a little.
- The only time i ever technically plugged a drug was when i was fingered with cocaine during a foursome with the vice pres of a fortune 500 company, his assistant, and a random chinese guy.
- On saturday i was bored and depressed so i hit up a common online sex-seeking venture and ended up getting fucked by a doctor with the biggest cock i ever personally encountered. Like, if seen in a pic you automatically assume it's fake big. I had'nt been penetrated in like 3 months so i had serious doubts it was going inside me. Well, some poppers and a lot of lube later, i was able to take it all! I'm still a little sore if i sit oddly or walk a lot.
- I once got robbed by a prostitute. Like an idiot, i overestimated my powers of seduction and thought i was just picking up a guy cruising for sex. We went to my car to drive to an appropriate spot and it eventually dawned on my thick skull that his services would'nt be free. I was'nt down with that at the time and told him i'd give him 20 for his time if i just dropped him back off, but he flipped and said he was 16(said he was 19 when we first met) and would go to the cops with my license plate # saying i tried to rape him if i did'nt fork over my cash(had like 70 or so i think).
-The last time i played with a girl was 7 years ago in an whorehouse of asian women.
-I used to date an episcopalian priest. To say that that relationship was fucked up would be an understatement of epic proportion. But he had one incredible trait: A volume of cum the likes of which i've yet to see, even in porn.
-Had a relationship with a thai restaurant manager/drag queen. We used to fuck in the restaurant on occasion. One time we left a condom wrapper on the floor but his mom, the owner, found it before opening up(of course, she was'nt very pleased with the discovery anyway ).
-I pooped a little on the bed after a plowing once.
-I have a bunch of fetishes many are disgusted by, but i've mentioned them on here before anyway and they'd just be even more hinting as to my already obvious identity.
-I want to get paid for sex with money or drugs, just once.
-I'm desperate, relationship PAWS sucks. But at the same time it's not very comforting to be aware that most would'nt consider me fit for a relationship.
No further elaboration.
Edited by Anonymous (12/15/10 01:10 AM)
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