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Been talking to a girl that claimed to weigh eighty-seven pounds.
    #13587484 - 12/05/10 08:23 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

I found it hard to believe at first since she is eighteen. Seriously, eighty-seven pounds? I mean nine year olds weigh that much. After getting a picture from her, I do find it hard to believe she weighs eighty-seven pounds! Unless she was talking about her face by its self! She could've lied about her weight by twenty-five pounds, but why one fucking hundred? :kingcrankey:



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Re: Been talking to a girl that claimed to weigh eighty-seven pounds. [Re: destructo_low]
    #13587492 - 12/05/10 08:25 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

You sure she didn't accidentally forget to put the 1 in front of the 87?


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Re: Been talking to a girl that claimed to weigh eighty-seven pounds. [Re: destructo_low] * 1
    #13587498 - 12/05/10 08:25 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

she must be 2.5 ft tall :awehigh:


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Re: Been talking to a girl that claimed to weigh eighty-seven pounds. [Re: Enthrall]
    #13587515 - 12/05/10 08:29 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

no she lied about something so ridiculous, she sounds like a delusional person.

Seriously whats the point of lieing about something like that? :confused2:


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Re: Been talking to a girl that claimed to weigh eighty-seven pounds. [Re: Enigma of Ankou]
    #13587519 - 12/05/10 08:30 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Hahahahaha. Classic.


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Re: Been talking to a girl that claimed to weigh eighty-seven pounds. [Re: Ballerium]
    #13587522 - 12/05/10 08:31 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

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You sure she didn't accidentally forget to put the 1 in front of the 87?




It's looking more like a 3 :hehehe:

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Re: Been talking to a girl that claimed to weigh eighty-seven pounds. [Re: Ballerium]
    #13587523 - 12/05/10 08:31 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

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You sure she didn't accidentally forget to put the 1 in front of the 87?




Very sure. I was like "87 pounds? No fucking way. How old are you again?". She says, "I'm eighteen. When you exercise and eat right you can weigh 87 pounds". I was like oh ok, and thoughts of DSHSB consumed me, and I remember feeling like :datass:. Keep in mind I hadn't seen a single picture of her because she has been busy since I've got her number and started talking to her. Finally I get her to send me a picture tonight, and I get that. Of course it's possible to weigh eighty-seven if you are super dedicated, but she is not obviously. Is it even possible to weigh eighty-seven pounds and retain that much fat in your face? I think not.


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Re: Been talking to a girl that claimed to weigh eighty-seven pounds. [Re: destructo_low]
    #13587532 - 12/05/10 08:32 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

I believe this. I actually knew an 18 year old who was 95 pounds.


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Re: Been talking to a girl that claimed to weigh eighty-seven pounds. [Re: potatos]
    #13587542 - 12/05/10 08:35 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

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I believe this. I actually knew an 18 year old who was 95 pounds.




They are out there but not this girl. I was hoping for eighty-seven pounds she would be mildly attractive although a little too frail for me but god damn. If I wanted miss piggy, I would've watched the Muppets.


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Re: Been talking to a girl that claimed to weigh eighty-seven pounds. [Re: destructo_low]
    #13587546 - 12/05/10 08:35 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

At first I thought maybe she meant she used to be anorexic and weigh 87 lbs..that doesn't seem like a healthy weight unless the person is super short. But I guess not if she's claiming to be that weight now.

..maybe she has multiple personalities and is delusioned into thinking she weighs 87 lbs :shrug:


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Re: Been talking to a girl that claimed to weigh eighty-seven pounds. [Re: Ballerium]
    #13587550 - 12/05/10 08:37 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

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At first I thought maybe she meant she used to be anorexic and weigh 87 lbs..that doesn't seem like a healthy weight unless the person is super short. But I guess not if she's claiming to be that weight now.

..maybe she has multiple personalities and is delusioned into thinking she weighs 87 lbs :shrug:




Could be. I'm just going to slowly quit talking to her. She lives a few states away anyway, but I would be going close by on my way to this concert in a month, so stopping by was a thought but not now.


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Re: Been talking to a girl that claimed to weigh eighty-seven pounds. [Re: Ballerium]
    #13587553 - 12/05/10 08:37 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

If she did weigh 87 pounds, she wouldn't have any boobs. DS that SB. :thumbup:


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Re: Been talking to a girl that claimed to weigh eighty-seven pounds. [Re: potatos]
    #13587580 - 12/05/10 08:43 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

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I believe this. I actually knew an 18 year old who was 95 pounds.




I've known many, they were usually under 5'2"

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Re: Been talking to a girl that claimed to weigh eighty-seven pounds. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #13587583 - 12/05/10 08:44 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

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I believe this. I actually knew an 18 year old who was 95 pounds.




I've known many, they were usually under 5'2"




This one claimed to be 5'5.


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Re: Been talking to a girl that claimed to weigh eighty-seven pounds. [Re: destructo_low]
    #13587603 - 12/05/10 08:48 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

87 pounds?

In her bra, maybe.

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Re: Been talking to a girl that claimed to weigh eighty-seven pounds. [Re: Fernis]
    #13587648 - 12/05/10 08:58 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

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87 pounds?

her face alone, maybe.




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Re: Been talking to a girl that claimed to weigh eighty-seven pounds. [Re: destructo_low]
    #13587661 - 12/05/10 09:01 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

You sure she's not just fuckin with you by sending that pic?


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Re: Been talking to a girl that claimed to weigh eighty-seven pounds. [Re: destructo_low]
    #13587664 - 12/05/10 09:02 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

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"When you exercise and eat right you can weigh 87 pounds".




There's no way she's exercising and eating right if she looks like that.


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Re: Been talking to a girl that claimed to weigh eighty-seven pounds. [Re: Ballerium]
    #13587675 - 12/05/10 09:04 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

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Quote:

destructo_low said:
"When you exercise and eat right you can weigh 87 pounds".




There's no way she's exercising and eating right if she looks like that.





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Re: Been talking to a girl that claimed to weigh eighty-seven pounds. [Re: Enigma of Ankou]
    #13587686 - 12/05/10 09:06 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

:congrats:


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