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Been talking to a girl that claimed to weigh eighty-seven pounds.
#13587484 - 12/05/10 08:23 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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I found it hard to believe at first since she is eighteen. Seriously, eighty-seven pounds? I mean nine year olds weigh that much. After getting a picture from her, I do find it hard to believe she weighs eighty-seven pounds! Unless she was talking about her face by its self! She could've lied about her weight by twenty-five pounds, but why one fucking hundred?
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Re: Been talking to a girl that claimed to weigh eighty-seven pounds. [Re: destructo_low]
#13587492 - 12/05/10 08:25 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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You sure she didn't accidentally forget to put the 1 in front of the 87?
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Re: Been talking to a girl that claimed to weigh eighty-seven pounds. [Re: destructo_low] 1
#13587498 - 12/05/10 08:25 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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she must be 2.5 ft tall
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Enigma of Ankou
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Re: Been talking to a girl that claimed to weigh eighty-seven pounds. [Re: Enthrall]
#13587515 - 12/05/10 08:29 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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no she lied about something so ridiculous, she sounds like a delusional person.
Seriously whats the point of lieing about something like that?
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Re: Been talking to a girl that claimed to weigh eighty-seven pounds. [Re: Enigma of Ankou]
#13587519 - 12/05/10 08:30 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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Hahahahaha. Classic.
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Re: Been talking to a girl that claimed to weigh eighty-seven pounds. [Re: Ballerium]
#13587522 - 12/05/10 08:31 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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Ballerium said: You sure she didn't accidentally forget to put the 1 in front of the 87?
It's looking more like a 3
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Re: Been talking to a girl that claimed to weigh eighty-seven pounds. [Re: Ballerium]
#13587523 - 12/05/10 08:31 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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Ballerium said: You sure she didn't accidentally forget to put the 1 in front of the 87?
Very sure. I was like "87 pounds? No fucking way. How old are you again?". She says, "I'm eighteen. When you exercise and eat right you can weigh 87 pounds". I was like oh ok, and thoughts of DSHSB consumed me, and I remember feeling like . Keep in mind I hadn't seen a single picture of her because she has been busy since I've got her number and started talking to her. Finally I get her to send me a picture tonight, and I get that. Of course it's possible to weigh eighty-seven if you are super dedicated, but she is not obviously. Is it even possible to weigh eighty-seven pounds and retain that much fat in your face? I think not.
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Re: Been talking to a girl that claimed to weigh eighty-seven pounds. [Re: destructo_low]
#13587532 - 12/05/10 08:32 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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I believe this. I actually knew an 18 year old who was 95 pounds.
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Re: Been talking to a girl that claimed to weigh eighty-seven pounds. [Re: potatos]
#13587542 - 12/05/10 08:35 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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potatos said: I believe this. I actually knew an 18 year old who was 95 pounds.
They are out there but not this girl. I was hoping for eighty-seven pounds she would be mildly attractive although a little too frail for me but god damn. If I wanted miss piggy, I would've watched the Muppets.
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Re: Been talking to a girl that claimed to weigh eighty-seven pounds. [Re: destructo_low]
#13587546 - 12/05/10 08:35 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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At first I thought maybe she meant she used to be anorexic and weigh 87 lbs..that doesn't seem like a healthy weight unless the person is super short. But I guess not if she's claiming to be that weight now.
..maybe she has multiple personalities and is delusioned into thinking she weighs 87 lbs
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Re: Been talking to a girl that claimed to weigh eighty-seven pounds. [Re: Ballerium]
#13587550 - 12/05/10 08:37 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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Ballerium said: At first I thought maybe she meant she used to be anorexic and weigh 87 lbs..that doesn't seem like a healthy weight unless the person is super short. But I guess not if she's claiming to be that weight now.
..maybe she has multiple personalities and is delusioned into thinking she weighs 87 lbs
Could be. I'm just going to slowly quit talking to her. She lives a few states away anyway, but I would be going close by on my way to this concert in a month, so stopping by was a thought but not now.
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Re: Been talking to a girl that claimed to weigh eighty-seven pounds. [Re: Ballerium]
#13587553 - 12/05/10 08:37 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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If she did weigh 87 pounds, she wouldn't have any boobs. DS that SB.
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Re: Been talking to a girl that claimed to weigh eighty-seven pounds. [Re: potatos]
#13587580 - 12/05/10 08:43 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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potatos said: I believe this. I actually knew an 18 year old who was 95 pounds.
I've known many, they were usually under 5'2"
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Re: Been talking to a girl that claimed to weigh eighty-seven pounds. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#13587583 - 12/05/10 08:44 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said:
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potatos said: I believe this. I actually knew an 18 year old who was 95 pounds.
I've known many, they were usually under 5'2"
This one claimed to be 5'5.
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Re: Been talking to a girl that claimed to weigh eighty-seven pounds. [Re: destructo_low]
#13587603 - 12/05/10 08:48 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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87 pounds?
In her bra, maybe.
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Re: Been talking to a girl that claimed to weigh eighty-seven pounds. [Re: Fernis]
#13587648 - 12/05/10 08:58 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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Fernis said: 87 pounds?
her face alone, maybe.
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Re: Been talking to a girl that claimed to weigh eighty-seven pounds. [Re: destructo_low]
#13587661 - 12/05/10 09:01 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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You sure she's not just fuckin with you by sending that pic?
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Re: Been talking to a girl that claimed to weigh eighty-seven pounds. [Re: destructo_low]
#13587664 - 12/05/10 09:02 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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destructo_low said: "When you exercise and eat right you can weigh 87 pounds".
There's no way she's exercising and eating right if she looks like that.
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Re: Been talking to a girl that claimed to weigh eighty-seven pounds. [Re: Ballerium]
#13587675 - 12/05/10 09:04 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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Ballerium said:
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destructo_low said: "When you exercise and eat right you can weigh 87 pounds".
There's no way she's exercising and eating right if she looks like that.
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Re: Been talking to a girl that claimed to weigh eighty-seven pounds. [Re: Enigma of Ankou]
#13587686 - 12/05/10 09:06 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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