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Anonymous #1

Hour-long handjob = fucking insane
    #13384604 - 10/25/10 01:16 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Okay, dunno about you guys but I don't get handjobs very often, usually prefer a blowjob or a fuck.

For some reason i was in the mood for a hand job last night and asked my GF if she was down, to my surprise she was so we smoked a few huge bowls, got real fuckin high, busted out the lube and she started stroking me up on the couch while she was watching a tv show, very relaxed mood, i just kinda laid back and let her have control of my dick, which she thinks is fun, kinda like a video game for her. she likes to make me moan and squirm responding to her different techniques, she was teasing the shit out of my cock not letting me cum, almost letting me cum then slowing/softening her movements down again, doing all sorts of fancy handwork, anyway she was expertly stroking me and playing with my balls for 1 hour before letting me shoot, it was one of the most intense orgasms ive ever had. i shot a huge fucking load all over her face and shirt she was wearing, made quite a mess.

I didnt think it was possible for another person to jerk me off better than i do myself, but its possible indeed.

anyway, share your amazing hand job stories.


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Anonymous #2

Re: Hour-long handjob = fucking insane [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #13384753 - 10/25/10 02:08 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Obviously pics or it didn't happen


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Anonymous #3

Re: Hour-long handjob = fucking insane [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #13384822 - 10/25/10 02:25 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

pics?  wtf?  no thanks.  i don't want to see pics of some dude getting jerked off.


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Anonymous #4

Re: Hour-long handjob = fucking insane [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #13384871 - 10/25/10 02:36 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #3 said:
pics?  wtf?  no thanks.  i don't want to see pics of some dude getting jerked off.



:lolsy:


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Anonymous #5

Re: Hour-long handjob = fucking insane [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #13384915 - 10/25/10 02:44 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

I give myself hour-long handjobs all the time.


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Anonymous #6

Re: Hour-long handjob = fucking insane [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #13385025 - 10/25/10 03:12 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

I had a thing with a girl for about a month, she was a virgin and would only give handjobs and fool around, which kinda sucked when I was incredibly horny when we were both naked, but she gave the best handjobs ever. I never knew handjobs could be that awesome, she would do the same thing as #1's girl, tease and play with my dick and balls for an hour, whenever I would get close to coming she would stop and just make out and rub her body against me. The orgasms I had were so built up that when I finally came they felt better then actual sex I've had before.


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Anonymous #7

Re: Hour-long handjob = fucking insane [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #13385075 - 10/25/10 03:22 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

:stonedjerk:


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Anonymous #8

Re: Hour-long handjob = fucking insane [Re: Anonymous #7] * 3
    #13385261 - 10/25/10 03:57 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

How did she get so good at giving handjobs if she rarely gives you one?


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Anonymous #9

Re: Hour-long handjob = fucking insane [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #13385319 - 10/25/10 04:09 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

You are #38 now....


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Anonymous #1

Re: Hour-long handjob = fucking insane [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #13385352 - 10/25/10 04:17 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #6 said:
I had a thing with a girl for about a month, she was a virgin and would only give handjobs and fool around, which kinda sucked when I was incredibly horny when we were both naked, but she gave the best handjobs ever. I never knew handjobs could be that awesome, she would do the same thing as #1's girl, tease and play with my dick and balls for an hour, whenever I would get close to coming she would stop and just make out and rub her body against me. The orgasms I had were so built up that when I finally came they felt better then actual sex I've had before.




that sucks you never got to fuck that at least she gave pro handjobs, there is a big difference between girls who are good at this and those who aren't, im a lucky motherfucker, this chick gives really mind-blowing blowjobs and lets me bust in her mouth, great handjobs, and fucks like a demon.


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Anonymous #10

Re: Hour-long handjob = fucking insane [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #13386991 - 10/25/10 10:11 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #8 said:
How did she get so good at giving handjobs if she rarely gives you one?




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Anonymous #11

Re: Hour-long handjob = fucking insane [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #13387078 - 10/25/10 10:29 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #10 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #8 said:
How did she get so good at giving handjobs if she rarely gives you one?







And how often does she let you squirt in her hair and on her shirt? Is that a new thing for her?


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Anonymous #12

Re: Hour-long handjob = fucking insane [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #13387414 - 10/25/10 11:25 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Last girl that gave me a blowjob bit my head. :mad2: bitch


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Anonymous #12

Re: Hour-long handjob = fucking insane [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #13387419 - 10/25/10 11:27 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

sadly i have no pics... id rather have no pics of that incident... ouch


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Anonymous #12

Re: Hour-long handjob = fucking insane [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #13387648 - 10/26/10 12:17 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

holdup... you had to ASK you gf for a handjob?????????


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Anonymous #7

Re: Hour-long handjob = fucking insane [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #13388090 - 10/26/10 01:49 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

triple poast? what is up with that?


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Anonymous #2

Re: Hour-long handjob = fucking insane [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #13388185 - 10/26/10 02:10 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

You know I haven't had a straight up hand job in many years, but even the thought of a 1 hour hand job doesnt turn me on at all. I usually get some dome action once a day and it lasts about 5-10 minutes and I think its 100000x better than an hour long handjob, or any handjob at all...


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Anonymous #8

Re: Hour-long handjob = fucking insane [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #13389003 - 10/26/10 09:18 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Why does she need drugs to get her through giving you a handjob? if she starts blowing you better and taking it in the ass too...watch out.


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Anonymous #13

Re: Hour-long handjob = fucking insane [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #13389687 - 10/26/10 12:56 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

As the great Paul Bartman Said:

"A hand job's a man's job.  A blow job's Yo job."

Yo=You & You=Women


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Anonymous #1

Re: Hour-long handjob = fucking insane [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #13390402 - 10/26/10 03:32 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

she gives better head and more sensual handjobs when stoned


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