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Anonymous #1

Coming to terms with my big penis
    #13186497 - 09/12/10 09:28 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Hey guys, just wanted to vent about an issue I've been facing lately.  Basically I have a very large penis, about 8 inches.  Every time I have sex my partners tell me my penis is too big.  I haven't gotten laid in months.  What should I do?


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Anonymous #2

Re: Coming to terms with my big penis [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #13186505 - 09/12/10 09:29 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Don't go in as deep.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Coming to terms with my big penis [Re: Anonymous #2] * 1
    #13186512 - 09/12/10 09:30 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

tell your boyfriend to get lube


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Anonymous #4

Re: Coming to terms with my big penis [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #13186526 - 09/12/10 09:32 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

cut it off to above 5 inches, that is still above average but less painful


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Anonymous #5

Re: Coming to terms with my big penis [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #13186802 - 09/12/10 10:28 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Stop having sex with kids. 8 inches isnt that much. A grown woman should be able to handle it.


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Anonymous #6

Re: Coming to terms with my big penis [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #13208597 - 09/17/10 10:57 AM (2 years, 8 months ago)

You need me to cum and let me suck that dick and you can fuck me hard and deep for hours.


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Anonymous #7

Re: Coming to terms with my big penis [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #13209050 - 09/17/10 01:27 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

your dick's fucking someone else bro.


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Anonymous #8

Re: Coming to terms with my big penis [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #13209273 - 09/17/10 02:25 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

8 inches is nothing =\

I get light headed every time I get a hard on, if I'm on a vasoconstrictor it's possible I will lose consciousness.

:feelsbadman:


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Anonymous #9

Re: Coming to terms with my big penis [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #13210509 - 09/17/10 06:50 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

Dude, is she a 12yo azn or something?

I have an >8" diddle and only ever had issues with one girl, and that was more or less due to girth and her being a total fucking prude. I even used to fuck a 4"something filifina back in high school, she took it like a champ.

How about some reverse Kama Sutra? Like positions to minimize the depth of penetration? If you haven't thought of this already I would recommended doing the gene-pool a favor and opting for castration.


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Anonymous #10

Re: Coming to terms with my big penis [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #13210683 - 09/17/10 07:33 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

Look-- it's a serious problem

I have the exact same problem--My girlfriend is afraid of sex because of it.

I know how that sounds--but really--she's very inexperienced, timid as hell anyway, and unfortunately has one of the tightest (as in *too* tight for comfortable sex with me) pussies this side of legal. I'm thick enough that no matter how worked up I get her, despite multiple oral orgasms and lube, she is uncomfortable with me inside her.

We have been together for almost a year and have had sex maybe a dozen times. It's been almost two months now. I hate it man-- it's killed my sexual attraction to her (and she's fucking amazingly beautiful--I mean HOT). After months of "practice" and careful, ridiculously over-sensitive attempts at pleasing her to the point that she wants to have sex never really working out, I've resigned to the fact that we'll never have the kind of healthy physical relationship I've had with every other girlfriend.

When you know she's more worried about being hurt than feeling good, it destroys any kind of physical intimacy. On top of that, she's so awkward and disinclined to anything close to a sexual personality--despite plenty of openings. She's just not sexual... I've given up on sex with her.
I love her, but I'm no longer sexually attracted to her. I've never been in this situation before. I've had past girlfriends who, like mentioned above, I had to be careful with at certain angles or speeds--but this is horrible.

:frown:


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Anonymous #8

Re: Coming to terms with my big penis [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #13210696 - 09/17/10 07:36 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

try to stick it in her ass instead, i bet she took a dump fatter than your dick before :laugh:


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Anonymous #10

Re: Coming to terms with my big penis [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #13210706 - 09/17/10 07:39 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

Plenty of anal with other girls-- it's an excellent change of pace, but I've never liked it as much as pussy. Besides, with this girl it would NEVER happen.


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Anonymous #11

Re: Coming to terms with my big penis [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #13211173 - 09/17/10 09:20 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

tell your boyfriend to get lube




Then you don't know gays, I don't think there is a single gay alive who would complain about a dick being too big, even if it is. Like with Jurassic Park "nature will find a way" :yesnod:


For a normal sized woman who is completely into it 8 inches isn't too big.  If they're not into it a finger is too big.

Only exception I know to this is if you are too thick for them and they are narrow.


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Anonymous #12

Re: Coming to terms with my big penis [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #13212132 - 09/18/10 12:45 AM (2 years, 8 months ago)

Hate to break it to you guys but according to cosmo the average vagina is 2-5 inches... aroused is 4-6... guess you need to arouse the lady or get over the fact that she just doesnt want to fuck you so it "hurts"


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Anonymous #13

Re: Coming to terms with my big penis [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #13212140 - 09/18/10 12:47 AM (2 years, 8 months ago)

Yet, when they're giving birth, they can fit a watermelon in there. :wutermelon:


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Anonymous #12

Re: Coming to terms with my big penis [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #13212397 - 09/18/10 01:40 AM (2 years, 8 months ago)

when giving birth the vagina stretches for a head... not for that head honey :frown:


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Anonymous #12

Re: Coming to terms with my big penis [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #13212400 - 09/18/10 01:41 AM (2 years, 8 months ago)

sex=baby= stretching beyond belief to push that shit out = damn now she cant fit that shit all in


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Anonymous #11

Re: Coming to terms with my big penis [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #13213018 - 09/18/10 09:02 AM (2 years, 8 months ago)

When you fuck a pregnant woman with a big dick you can fuck and get head at the same time.

I just wanted that out there, see what you can do with it.


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Anonymous #14

Re: Coming to terms with my big penis [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #13213470 - 09/18/10 12:17 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #11 said:
When you fuck a pregnant woman with a big dick you can fuck and get head at the same time.

I just wanted that out there, see what you can do with it.



:awedisgust:


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Anonymous #15

Re: Coming to terms with my big penis [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #13215057 - 09/18/10 07:35 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

man aren't public toilets just the bane of our existence?

i hate having to hold my dick up above the water. if im gonna catch an std id rather earn it, dipping into the local cesspool aint my preference


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