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Offlinehemostats
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Free advice thread. Got a problem? ask me, because I'm smarter than you.
    #12994482 - 08/03/10 06:24 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

we all have problems.  some worse than others.  thats why I am here, to help. you are now on the mic, tell me your beef and I will advise you as best I can.

as far as my credentials go...


I am wise and decisive.


this thread is for entertainment purposes only, Leon Trotsky takes no responsibility for any harm or consequence that you may endure as a result of advice given.  Leon Trotsky reserves the right to alter this agreement at any time


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Re: Free advice thread. Got a problem? ask me, because I'm smarter than you. [Re: hemostats]
    #12994503 - 08/03/10 06:40 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Where to get the money to buy a couple of acid hits?


How do you get rid off pesky mushroom flies?


How do you kill trichoderma?


How to make mushrooms less unpleasant in terms of palatability?


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Re: Free advice thread. Got a problem? ask me, because I'm smarter than you. [Re: mellowparty]
    #12994512 - 08/03/10 06:48 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

1. a job
2. ask cult, i'd say fly paper, remove any outside sources of decomposing organic matter before you start a grow again, a lizard tongue
3. you dont really.  h202 mist would have probably helped to stop it from starting as far as I know. fire.
4. dry them, grind them up, put them into large capsules.


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Re: Free advice thread. Got a problem? ask me, because I'm smarter than you. [Re: hemostats]
    #12994519 - 08/03/10 06:55 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

I'm too lazy, stupid and ugly so nobody will hire me. Maybe I can sell baby kittens, they are quite cute, cuddly, snuggly and fuzzy :awesomenod::hellokitty:

Fly paper :yesnod:

Peroxide doesn't seem to have much effect. I already tested it. Now I'm digging the affected area with a red hot spoon.

Thats nice but I was aiming at fresh mushies. :needdrugs: and can't wait.


Anyways :borat:


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Re: Free advice thread. Got a problem? ask me, because I'm smarter than you. [Re: hemostats]
    #12994524 - 08/03/10 06:58 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

I'm sick as hell and I've been throwing up all night and day. I wanna know how to feel a little better.


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Re: Free advice thread. Got a problem? ask me, because I'm smarter than you. [Re: Maurer] * 1
    #12994549 - 08/03/10 07:28 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Weed and porn :awesomenod:


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Re: Free advice thread. Got a problem? ask me, because I'm smarter than you. [Re: mellowparty]
    #12994552 - 08/03/10 07:32 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Weed makes me anxious and if I move I get dizzy and throw up.


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Re: Free advice thread. Got a problem? ask me, because I'm smarter than you. [Re: Maurer]
    #12994554 - 08/03/10 07:33 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

1. how do i find the inniative to start doin' thangs?

2. what thangs should i be doin'?           

3. how should i go about doin' these thangs?

4. where should these thangs that i will be doin', be done?

5. when will i know that these thangs that i'm doin' are done being doin'?

6. what thangs that i've been doin', the thangs that i'm done doin', should i use as thangs for inspiration of future doin's of thangs?


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Re: Free advice thread. Got a problem? ask me, because I'm smarter than you. [Re: Salomon]
    #12994599 - 08/03/10 08:10 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

mellowparty said:
I'm too lazy, stupid and ugly so nobody will hire me. Maybe I can sell baby kittens, they are quite cute, cuddly, snuggly and fuzzy :awesomenod::hellokitty:

Fly paper :yesnod:

Peroxide doesn't seem to have much effect. I already tested it. Now I'm digging the affected area with a red hot spoon.

Thats nice but I was aiming at fresh mushies. :needdrugs: and can't wait.


Anyways :borat:




Eat the kittens, start over with the mushrooms.

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Maurer said:
I'm sick as hell and I've been throwing up all night and day. I wanna know how to feel a little better.




Go to a doctor, or lay down and die like a man.

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Salomon said:
1. how do i find the inniative to start doin' thangs?

2. what thangs should i be doin'?           

3. how should i go about doin' these thangs?

4. where should these thangs that i will be doin', be done?

5. when will i know that these thangs that i'm doin' are done being doin'?

6. what thangs that i've been doin', the thangs that i'm done doin', should i use as thangs for inspiration of future doin's of thangs?




1. kill I_AM_SWAM
2. See #1
3. Very Carefully
4. Places
5. Trust me, you'll know.
6. You should use acting like I_AM_SWIM to inspire yourself to never do something like that in the future.


Good vibrations my brother!


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Re: Free advice thread. Got a problem? ask me, because I'm smarter than you. [Re: Salomon]
    #12994630 - 08/03/10 08:28 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Salomon said:
1. how do i find the inniative to start doin' thangs?

2. what thangs should i be doin'?           

3. how should i go about doin' these thangs?

4. where should these thangs that i will be doin', be done?

5. when will i know that these thangs that i'm doin' are done being doin'?

6. what thangs that i've been doin', the thangs that i'm done doin', should i use as thangs for inspiration of future doin's of thangs?





Answer to all is....... AAAAAAMMMMMMMPPPPPSSSS


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Re: Free advice thread. Got a problem? ask me, because I'm smarter than you. [Re: Salomon] * 1
    #12994911 - 08/03/10 10:51 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Salomon said:
1. how do i find the inniative to start doin' thangs?





finding the initiative to start doin' thangs is doin' thangs.


Quote:

Salomon said:
2. what thangs should i be doin'?         




u should be doin' doin' thangs thangs 

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Salomon said:
3. how should i go about doin' these thangs?





by doin' thangs

Quote:

Salomon said:
4. where should these thangs that i will be doin', be done?




any place that has a thang, has it's potential doin'

Quote:

Salomon said:

5. when will i know that these thangs that i'm doin' are done being doin'?






thangs are never done doin', they are always doin', and they are always doin' thangs

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Salomon said:
6. what thangs that i've been doin', the thangs that i'm done doin', should i use as thangs for inspiration of future doin's of thangs?




doin' thangs is inspiration for the future of the doin's of the thangs.
not only the that, but also the feeling u get while doin' thangs

like :feelsgoodman:


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Re: Free advice thread. Got a problem? ask me, because I'm smarter than you. [Re: hemostats]
    #13000792 - 08/04/10 12:25 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Leon Trotsky said:
1. a job
2. ask cult, i'd say fly paper, remove any outside sources of decomposing organic matter before you start a grow again, a lizard tongue
3. you dont really.  h202 mist would have probably helped to stop it from starting as far as I know. fire.
4. dry them, grind them up, put them into large capsules.





youre like a genius bro.

how did you get so smart?

what is the source of your knowledge?


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Re: Free advice thread. Got a problem? ask me, because I'm smarter than you. [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #13000797 - 08/04/10 12:27 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

1. It's all in the wrist
2. see #1


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Re: Free advice thread. Got a problem? ask me, because I'm smarter than you. [Re: hemostats]
    #13000804 - 08/04/10 12:28 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

good vibrations bromanbrahdude


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The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in Government." 
~Thomas Jefferson

A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government.
~George Washington


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Re: Free advice thread. Got a problem? ask me, because I'm smarter than you. [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #13000923 - 08/04/10 01:06 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

When will Oprah stop being such a racist cunt?


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Re: Free advice thread. Got a problem? ask me, because I'm smarter than you. [Re: Sunny]
    #13000938 - 08/04/10 01:11 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Never.


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Re: Free advice thread. Got a problem? ask me, because I'm smarter than you. [Re: hemostats]
    #13000948 - 08/04/10 01:14 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

closet scientologist nutbag.


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The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in Government." 
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A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government.
~George Washington


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Re: Free advice thread. Got a problem? ask me, because I'm smarter than you. [Re: hemostats]
    #13000949 - 08/04/10 01:14 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Why can't you take the square root of a negative number? What happens if you divide by zero?


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Re: Free advice thread. Got a problem? ask me, because I'm smarter than you. [Re: Gumby]
    #13000969 - 08/04/10 01:22 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Gumby said:
Why can't you take the square root of a negative number? What happens if you divide by zero?




-you can, you just get an imaginary number...
-you are now chuck norris gg


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Re: Free advice thread. Got a problem? ask me, because I'm smarter than you. [Re: Gumby]
    #13000974 - 08/04/10 01:22 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

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Gumby said:
What happens if you divide by zero?




What happens if YOU divide by zero?  I get 4 or 5, depending...


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