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Anonymous #1
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 I just wiped my ass with 
#12919676 - 07/19/10 12:43 PM (1 year, 10 months ago) |
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parchment paper.
Didn't feel too great.
running out of toilet paper is the worst thing ever when you have the screamin' shits.
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Anonymous #2
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iv used socks before
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Anonymous #3
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Ever run out of toilet paper, and tear up the cardboard piece inside to finish up? I did that a few days ago..
I've used notebook paper a few times too, but it's too slippery, so it doesn't catch as much material as I'd like.
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Anonymous #4
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Worst I've used is newspaper when I lived in a shared house of 6 guys.
Everyone refused to buy any because no-one else would buy any so eventually it got to the point where we just used any newspapers that were around. I eventually wised up and kept a small stash of proper toilet roll in my room and used to smuggle it down to the bathroom when no-one else was around.
Pretty fucking pathetic, huh.
Worst year of my life.
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Anonymous #5
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The epitome of lazy:
I just ran out today.
Was on my motorcycle coming home from work.
Didn't want to stop and stuff at a grocery store, wait in line, then stuff 12 pack of TP into my backpack.
Also out of food at home.
Went through Mickey D's drive thru.
Got extra napkins.
Resourcefulness FTW.
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Anonymous #6
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i just take a shower when i run out, if i need to make it quick i just shower my bottom half
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Anonymous #7
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My greatest fear is that someday I will poop in a public restroom and then notice than none of the stalls have toilet paper.
Maybe the Japanese are onto something with their bidets, but that never has seemed too sanitary to me. Is spraying water up my ass really going to clean it that well? If it is, it must be spraying pretty hard, and that means there is probably some major deflection going on.
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Anonymous #8
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Quote:
Anonymous #3 said:
Ever run out of toilet paper, and tear up the cardboard piece inside to finish up? I did that a few days ago..
Bahahahahaha!!! thats horrible.
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Anonymous #9
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Edited by Anonymous (02/01/12 05:12 PM)
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Anonymous #10
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the 'mini shower'... i just use the jet setting on my movable shower head. but i've never actually ran out... i just do that when the tp isn't enough.
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Anonymous #3
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When the TP isn't enough? What do you eat?
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Anonymous #9
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Edited by Anonymous (02/01/12 05:16 PM)
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Anonymous #10
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hahaha, sometimes it doesn't come out as solid as i'd like. iono man i'm in college, it's hard to get all the major food groups in there and still make rent.
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Anonymous #11
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Rough paper towels from the dollar store suck for wipin' as well!
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Anonymous #12
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i wiped my ass with a couple rocks not too long ago, they were hot from sitting in the sun
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