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Anonymous #1

My gf stuck her finger in my ass and got poop on her finger!
    #12943293 - 07/23/10 08:58 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

The other day my gf stuck her finger up my ass while giving me a blow job and when she puller her finger out ther was a turd stuck to the tip of her finger!!! :shocked:  It was funny as fuck! :lol:


Good thing she was wearing a latex glove!

:safesex:


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Anonymous #1

Re: My gf stuck her finger in my ass and got poop on her finger! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12943315 - 07/23/10 09:02 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

:rofl: :lol: :rofl2:

What a way to ruin the mood during sex....

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Anonymous #2

Re: My gf stuck her finger in my ass and got poop on her finger! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12943492 - 07/23/10 09:49 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

a turd coming out of a butthole? Now, thats just completely unheard of!


damn dude, take a little time beforehand and clean your ass out. a little common courtesy!


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Anonymous #3

Re: My gf stuck her finger in my ass and got poop on her finger! [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #12943958 - 07/24/10 12:10 AM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Wearing a latex glove?

Sounds like she trusts your standard of cleanliness.


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Anonymous #4

Re: My gf stuck her finger in my ass and got poop on her finger! [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #12943973 - 07/24/10 12:16 AM (1 year, 9 months ago)

maybe you should learn how to clean your cavity out with a enema.. how some you morons get GF's ill never know.. :rolleyes:


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Anonymous #5

Re: My gf stuck her finger in my ass and got poop on her finger! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12944216 - 07/24/10 02:09 AM (1 year, 9 months ago)

wow. wipe next time, retard.


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Anonymous #6

Re: My gf stuck her finger in my ass and got poop on her finger! [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #12944647 - 07/24/10 08:17 AM (1 year, 9 months ago)

^^ so you use toilet paper IN your ass, like you wipe about 3 inches in? Seems like it is you that is the :tard:.


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Anonymous #7

Re: My gf stuck her finger in my ass and got poop on her finger! [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #12944761 - 07/24/10 09:01 AM (1 year, 9 months ago)

^Thats exactly what you're supposed to do... right? cant be walkin around all day with shit residue in your asshole.


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Anonymous #1

Re: My gf stuck her finger in my ass and got poop on her finger! [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #12945790 - 07/24/10 01:10 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #6 said:
^^ so you use toilet paper IN your ass, like you wipe about 3 inches in? Seems like it is you that is the :tard:.



:rofl:

Thats exactly what I was thinking too.

What do you want me to do... Make a toilet paper dildo and ream my asshole with it??? :goatse:

:derfase:


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Anonymous #1

Re: My gf stuck her finger in my ass and got poop on her finger! [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #12945810 - 07/24/10 01:13 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #3 said:
Wearing a latex glove?

Sounds like she trusts your standard of cleanliness.



Well, she was going inside my asshole, where you would expect to find shit...

She had the choice of a condom too, but went with the latex gloves... :lol: Sometimes I figner her asshole with a condom on my finger, but sometimes I do it barefingered. I never get turds on my fingers tho, thank god! Her bung-hole must be a little cleaner than mine.

:ass:


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Anonymous #1

Re: My gf stuck her finger in my ass and got poop on her finger! [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #12945823 - 07/24/10 01:15 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #4 said:
maybe you should learn how to clean your cavity out with a enema.. how some you morons get GF's ill never know.. :rolleyes:



:rofl:

It was a spur of the moment thing... And I don't keep spare enemas around the house...

We were oxy'd out and she was suckin me off and wanted to stick her finger in my ass while blowin me. :derfase: She did and when she pulled out there was poo on her finger. :shocked: Glad she didn't give me a dirty sanchez! :projectile:


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Anonymous #1

Re: My gf stuck her finger in my ass and got poop on her finger! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12945840 - 07/24/10 01:17 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:



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Anonymous #1

Re: My gf stuck her finger in my ass and got poop on her finger! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12946675 - 07/24/10 04:15 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
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Anonymous #1 said:



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Anonymous #2

Re: My gf stuck her finger in my ass and got poop on her finger! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12946681 - 07/24/10 04:17 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

dont you have better things to do than quote your own idiocy?


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Anonymous #8

Re: My gf stuck her finger in my ass and got poop on her finger! [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #12949032 - 07/25/10 05:46 AM (1 year, 9 months ago)

im the one who had to enjoy the wonder thing of sticking my finger in his ass. I was so turned on and i figured he would like it. Some extra stimulation. But i pulled my finger out(bad idea) to readjust my positioning in there and saw my finger had shit on there. Talk about a sex buzz kill. lol


But it was only a matter of time and i had my ass in the air and he had his finger(s) in my ass.
:goatse: :glittershitz:
But atleast my ass was clean.

I almost threw up thats how grossed out i was.

Well i know for next time to either make sure he's takin a shit before so its clean or he's just gettin straight normal sex acts.

But one thing i do have to say...I still love ya babe.LOL.even though i had to go through this nasty moment with you.:heart:


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Anonymous #1

Re: My gf stuck her finger in my ass and got poop on her finger! [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #12949350 - 07/25/10 08:21 AM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
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Anonymous #1 said:



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:derfase:


Quote:

Anonymous #8 said:
But i pulled my finger out(bad idea) to readjust my positioning in there and saw my finger had shit on there.





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Anonymous #9

Re: My gf stuck her finger in my ass and got poop on her finger! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12949469 - 07/25/10 08:51 AM (1 year, 9 months ago)

the doctor stuck her finger up my arse, it was nasty


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Anonymous #1

Re: My gf stuck her finger in my ass and got poop on her finger! [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #12949481 - 07/25/10 08:55 AM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Are you a guy? And you had a female Dr. finger your asshole?

You lucky dog!!!  :naughty:

:lol:


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Anonymous #9

Re: My gf stuck her finger in my ass and got poop on her finger! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12949484 - 07/25/10 08:57 AM (1 year, 9 months ago)

haha yeah but she stuck vaseline all over her finger and it squelched in my butt every time i walked.

she wasn't bad looking either.  told me to raise my knees up to my chest and not struggle.


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Anonymous #1

Re: My gf stuck her finger in my ass and got poop on her finger! [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #12949488 - 07/25/10 08:59 AM (1 year, 9 months ago)

:rofl:

so she left your asscrack all caked with vaseline? didn't even wipe your ass for ya??? :lol:

What the fuck was she doing in your brown-eye in the first place? What was she checking for?


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