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 Fat people with excuses. (hear me out) 
#12862929 - 07/07/10 03:56 PM (1 year, 10 months ago) |
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So there's this really large girl at work that's been texting me some extremely raunchy shit lately. She spelled it out in plain English that she wants me to do really crazy things to her. We got to talking about working out and whatnot, and she said she works out, but she's seriously gotta be 5' tall and 250lbs. I can't bring myself to do anything sexual with her because fat girls are a complete turnoff. I know it sounds shallow but it honestly deters me and gives me the opposite of a boner.
She claims she has one of those conditions where she just stays fat (Hypoglycemia?) no matter what she does. Does this condition really negate diet/exercise? If she ate nothing but veggies and lean meat, portion controlled, and worked out 3 times a week, would her condition literally just ignore that and keep her fat? It just seems way too far fetched that a genetic condition could prevent her from losing weight with a routine like that. Does the body literally ignore an hour of exercise a day mixed with fresh, healthy, nutritious food?
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Re: Fat people with excuses. [Re: Newbie]
#12862943 - 07/07/10 03:59 PM (1 year, 10 months ago) |
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no she's either a liar or really thinks she's doing something right when she isn't. I lose weight when I try not to, I would say I have an average metabolism.
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Pry deep for us young padawan, find out what "exercise" she does. If she says she runs, challenge her to a run, if she says no, then forgetter, she's no fun anyway. I would never date a girl who couldn't run down the street with me.
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She may have a thyroid gland issue, that can cause weight issues. Her metabolism might be genetically fucked. Some people are just born that way, y'know. I'm a vegetarian and exercise a fair amount, but I'm still overweight. And yeah, there's a chance she could be lying for the dick.
If you can't see past it, you can't see past it, but who knows, she might give the best blow job in five states.
Besides the weight issue, is she attractive?
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Re: Fat people with excuses. [Re: metalmorph]
#12862987 - 07/07/10 04:09 PM (1 year, 10 months ago) |
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That's what I mean. I'll gladly accept a blowjob but I couldn't see myself returning the favor, and I'm not cool with that.
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There are conditions that make it harder for people to lose weight. But anyone who eats healthy, monitors their calorie intake and works out will lose weight. It's just a matter of how healthy, how few calories, and how hard they have to work out to get skinny.
I'm a bit overweight, but I'm also able to lose wieght fairly easily (basically I just need to quit cramming large quantities of fast-food in my pie-hole.) While my wife has to eat half what I do and work out 2x as much to lose the same amount.
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Re: Fat people with excuses. [Re: metalmorph]
#12863001 - 07/07/10 04:12 PM (1 year, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
metalmorph said:
Besides the weight issue, is she attractive?
Her face def is... But the rest just makes me wanna walk the other way. 
She's on the left.
She never shows the bottom half in pics, but she's 75lbs heavier than she looks in that pic. I mean, one butt cheek is about the size of a beach ball.
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Name me a medical condition that makes you fat. Hypoglycemia? NOPE. There are conditions which contribute to weight gain (high metabolism, certain medications, etc.), and maybe even a disease that affects like 1 in 100 million people. But for all intents and purposes no one is predisposed to being excessively fat.
The whole "I'm fat because of genetics" excuse is just code for "Genetics made me a huge fucking hog."
I don't mean to sound overly abrasive. If you're a little overweight that's fine by me if you're happy with yourself and still a generally healthy person. But why does society expect me to feel bad for fat people? Especially the obese, they make me fucking sick.
My metabolism is extremely high, but when I could barely afford to feed myself and was underweight no one felt bad about telling me how skinny I was even though it really bothered me. And yet if I were to say to a friend "Wow dude, you sure look fucking fat" every one would probably look at me in shock. I don't get it. But whatever, I don't feel bad for fat people one bit.
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Re: Fat people with excuses. [Re: metalmorph]
#12863019 - 07/07/10 04:15 PM (1 year, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
metalmorph said:
She may have a thyroid gland issue
What's she taking for that? Pies?
I overheard a fatty looking at a photo of herself reacently. She said (as if it justified it) "Oh, the camera adds ten pounds".
I HAD to stop, turn around and remark "Stop eating fucking cameras then."
It's not shallow to not find fatties attractive. It's shallow to only find them attractive.
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Re: Fat people with excuses. [Re: Newbie]
#12863020 - 07/07/10 04:15 PM (1 year, 10 months ago) |
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Perhaps a hook up isn't the way to go, then. Dating would be more appropriate, but a hook-up might leave her insulted in the end if you don't go all the way through with your part of the bargain.
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Re: Fat people with excuses. [Re: Newbie]
#12863022 - 07/07/10 04:16 PM (1 year, 10 months ago) |
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There is some truth to the fatties who cant loose weight, there are a few factors that determine your fat carrying characteristics - even the microflora in your intestines has a large role to play. But the ultimate reality is, that in 99% of cases, fatties are just fat because they are stupid, lazy and useless.
I used to think i liked fat chicks, until this one time - i actually fucked a fat chick and it was super gross. The sex was just plain nasty, it wasnt all neat and mutual/interactive like with a normal girl, it was like pounding the shit out of a motionless, greasy leather bean-bag that kept on trying to bite my neck and shit.
Plus this bitch had the most fucked up fantasies, shit that you hear in sexual urban-legend stories that you thought couldnt possibly be real..
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Re: Fat people with excuses. [Re: ShockValue]
#12863029 - 07/07/10 04:18 PM (1 year, 10 months ago) |
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If you don't eat all those calories in the first place, your body can't turn them into fat-- regardless of your metabolism, eating healthy and living active will keep you fairly healthy, and your weight to a reasonable amount.
Any person that overweight is just using excuses. She may not be able to get down to a Paris Hilton figure, but she had to do just as much work to get herself over 200lbs at her height.
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That's what she's into. I thought I'd have some fun and just deter her with my obscene comments, but she eats it all up with a spoon!!
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Re: Fat people with excuses. [Re: Newbie]
#12863033 - 07/07/10 04:18 PM (1 year, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
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Quote:
metalmorph said:
Besides the weight issue, is she attractive?
Her face def is... But the rest just makes me wanna walk the other way.
She's on the left.
She never shows the bottom half in pics, but she's 75lbs heavier than she looks in that pic. I mean, one butt cheek is about the size of a beach ball.
He looks like a freak 
But, don't go for it if you're not attracted, you might regret it.
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Quote:
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Any person that overweight is just using excuses. She may not be able to get down to a Paris Hilton figure, but she had to do just as much work to get herself over 200lbs at her height.
Yeah some chub is nothing, I mean shit, I can't talk, I'm a bit chubby myself. But she's at the point where her breakfast could consist of bacon, eggs, hot dogs, hamburgers, and toast, all fried in bacon grease, followed by a meatloaf sandwich and washed down by a 12 pack. Every day, for a year.
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Re: Fat people with excuses. [Re: Newbie]
#12863053 - 07/07/10 04:23 PM (1 year, 10 months ago) |
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She don't look too hot  Is she smart or anything?
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Re: Fat people with excuses. [Re: Newbie]
#12863060 - 07/07/10 04:24 PM (1 year, 10 months ago) |
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And remember, when fat chicks start talking about anal - they talking about your ass; not theirs. Well, from my experience.. 
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I don't know her well enough to say... She's a nice person and she talks sexy, and like a lot of the same music I do; that's about all I know about her.
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Re: Fat people with excuses. [Re: Newbie]
#12863068 - 07/07/10 04:26 PM (1 year, 10 months ago) |
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i recommend lots of booze.
fat girls need lovin too
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Re: Fat people with excuses. [Re: Newbie]
#12863074 - 07/07/10 04:27 PM (1 year, 10 months ago) |
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I have no pity for fat people. Specialy young fat people who are capable of change...
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