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I think I am a magnet for crazy bitches

#12585906 - 05/18/10 04:04 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

A few previous girlfriends have been pretty nutty, but this day proves to me that it is them who seek me.

I was walking along doing my census job when a bus full of 19-25 year old women past by. They all look out the window and wave and start blowing kisses to me.

Ego started to grow, but little did I know, my next house to visit was next to a school -where voters were going.

The bus stopped there, and I was both nervous that I was about to be jumped on and would I wake up lol. Anyway, the next thing surprises me, I see a bunch of nurses get off the bus, followed by the women. They all get off and are being walked into the building while others count everyone. One of them yells over to me, "Hey cutie, can I have your number?" One of the nurses gets a nervous, angry look on her face and says "NO! Do NOT giver her your number!" After all the women go in, I walk over to a nurse and ask what is going on. She explains that they get a bus load of these medically "mentally unstable" women and take them to vote. I ask, what does "mentally unstable" all include? It ranged from suicidal to homicidal. A few were in there because they lost it when their boyfriends broke up with them and sought to chop them up, but never got a chance.

So yeah, I got old people who want to rape me, gay guys who want to rape me (actually 'just my legs' they say), 8 year old black chicks who grab my ass and tell me I am a nice piece of meat. Word for word. Now, I have the literally insane bitches after me too. This is like god damned night of the living dead or something. Who is next to try and jump on me? You know heaven forbid it be someone around my age who isn't in a padded room. Hmm, I will have interesting stories to tell my kids someday when they ask how I did with the ladies when I was young. I can see it now, "I couldn't keep ladies off of me. They flirted, asked for my number, always gave me longing stares." The part I will have to leave out is what kind of ladies.

So to all you complaining you cannot get women, please take some of mine. :ifyoucanawe:

Edited by Anonymous (05/18/10 05:11 PM)

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