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 Sprezzatura
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 The Fat Girl Cock Block 
#12232331 - 03/19/10 06:18 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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How many guys have been out on the town and talking to some fine ass chick, and then realizing she has a fat friend? You're getting pretty close to the chick, hitting it off well... but fear the inevitable...You know what shit is coming... you feel the anticipation festering in your stomach and then, like a nuclear detonation going off, you hear the fat girl tell her friend... "Okay, It's time to go... we're leaving".
Haha. All the time.
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chobumms
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Ain't that shit the truth. This is a very serious threat to American men getting laid more often.
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Mchaggis
cawbstawmper
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fuck the fat girl
problem solved
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kaste
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Re: The Fat Girl Cock Block [Re: chobumms]
#12232382 - 03/19/10 06:26 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car.
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rodfarva
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Re: The Fat Girl Cock Block [Re: chobumms]
#12232397 - 03/19/10 06:28 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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Theory:
To the fat friend, you and the chick hooking up is a blow to her ego. She feels rejected, even if she didn't have any interest in you. She is also jealous, just in general. The standard fat girl also at some point in the night thinks she is the hottest girl and the ugliest girl. Her mind is like a 12 year olds; standing on the out of bounds line waiting to get picked for dodge ball.
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kaste
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Re: The Fat Girl Cock Block [Re: rodfarva]
#12232422 - 03/19/10 06:33 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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Fat RAAAAGE 
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 Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!
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Quote:
Sprezzatura said:
"Okay, It's time to go... we're leaving".
Haha. All the time.
never happens to me
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there are 923 words in the english language that do not follow the "I before E"
rule, there are 44 words in the english language that follow the rule. this is
the shit our education funding is paying for and these liberals want more money
for education to keep making students stupid
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Set
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DUFFs are a part of life, gotta learn how to play them too
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daiy
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Re: The Fat Girl Cock Block [Re: Set]
#12232476 - 03/19/10 06:42 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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duffs?
dumb ugly fat friends?
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Set
candy colored clown
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Re: The Fat Girl Cock Block [Re: daiy]
#12232491 - 03/19/10 06:45 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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Designated Ugly Fat Friend
but yeah that works too
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fapjack
I had sex with your dad
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Re: The Fat Girl Cock Block [Re: Prisoner#1]
#12232511 - 03/19/10 06:48 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:
Sprezzatura said:
"Okay, It's time to go... we're leaving".
Haha. All the time.
never happens to me
I'm not used to you making quality posts, did you get laid yesterday?
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Re: The Fat Girl Cock Block [Re: kaste]
#12232517 - 03/19/10 06:48 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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thangin'.
Edited by thoughts (03/19/10 06:49 PM)
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wocka
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Re: The Fat Girl Cock Block [Re: thoughts]
#12235906 - 03/20/10 10:59 AM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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i fucking hate fat chicks. how does some one just let themselves get that big. god damn did they not go out and play as a child to loose all that baby fat or something
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Jackenobi
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Re: The Fat Girl Cock Block [Re: wocka] 1
#12235953 - 03/20/10 11:21 AM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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bring a fat friend next time you go out
FAT ON FAT AXTION
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scienceguy
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Re: The Fat Girl Cock Block [Re: rodfarva]
#12235965 - 03/20/10 11:26 AM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
rodfarva said:
Theory:
To the fat friend, you and the chick hooking up is a blow to her ego. She feels rejected, even if she didn't have any interest in you. She is also jealous, just in general. The standard fat girl also at some point in the night thinks she is the hottest girl and the ugliest girl. Her mind is like a 12 year olds; standing on the out of bounds line waiting to get picked for dodge ball.
Haha, you've totally captured the essence of the Swamp Donkey (local term for nasty fat friends)!
Fat people in general kinda weird me out... I mean, if I ever got to the point where I couldn't see my own cock I'd have no choice but to realize I had a problem.
Also, it seems to me like most fat girls are a lot meaner/more bitchy than they should be. If anyone should be trying harder...
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SillyBilly
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Re: The Fat Girl Cock Block [Re: kaste]
#12235978 - 03/20/10 11:31 AM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Jesus dude.
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scienceguy
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Re: The Fat Girl Cock Block [Re: SillyBilly]
#12235986 - 03/20/10 11:34 AM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
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Prisoner#1
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Registered: 01/22/03
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Re: The Fat Girl Cock Block [Re: fapjack]
#12235987 - 03/20/10 11:34 AM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
fapjack said:
I'm not used to you making quality posts, did you get laid yesterday?
yes, as a matter of fact I did but it was after that post was made
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rule, there are 44 words in the english language that follow the rule. this is
the shit our education funding is paying for and these liberals want more money
for education to keep making students stupid
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sgtshroom
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Registered: 03/01/07
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Re: The Fat Girl Cock Block [Re: scienceguy]
#12236036 - 03/20/10 11:45 AM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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I have to agree with jackenobi on this. You should be prepared. I got some buddies with real low standardS and the trick is to keep a few of those guys on speed dial. At the party when you first spot the fat friend, call in fat support. It may take him a while to get there but once he does his job is to set the pick. I've seen it work.
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nice1
Not the droid your looking for
Registered: 09/26/09
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Usually the fit one is trying to set me up with the fat one  Its even worse.
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