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OfflineSpaceSailor
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Becoming a Female Escort * 2
    #12219594 - 03/17/10 05:58 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

I just don't know if I'm making the right decision. I'm desperate for money though and I'm sick of relying on the governments money - I can't get a full time job because I'm a full time student.

Plus what does it involve? I mean obviously sex, but where, my apartment, a brothel? and can I tell them that I don't do anal? LOL I mean like am I in-control of the whole situation? What if I get an abusive client?


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Re: Becoming a Female Escort [Re: SpaceSailor]
    #12219597 - 03/17/10 06:00 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Go to your nearest ghetto and approach people who look like prospective customers.  Bring a .45 ACP and always shoot first.


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Re: Becoming a Female Escort [Re: SpaceSailor] * 3
    #12219600 - 03/17/10 06:00 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

are you for real? prostitution aint cool. i hope ur not doing this for drug money, 1st step towards junkie-ism


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Re: Becoming a Female Escort [Re: SpaceSailor]
    #12219604 - 03/17/10 06:01 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

If you're interested in selling your sex I'd start by opening up your own cam on an xxx site.  You can make a lot of money that way and you won't put yourself in danger with people IRL.


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Re: Becoming a Female Escort [Re: Big_Whoop]
    #12219606 - 03/17/10 06:01 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

If I were a female I would sell drugs before I sold myself.


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Re: Becoming a Female Escort [Re: Newbie]
    #12219612 - 03/17/10 06:02 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

HOLY SHIT!!! NEWBIE! UR A MOD!!!

WICKED!!!

:rockon:


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Re: Becoming a Female Escort [Re: Newbie]
    #12219621 - 03/17/10 06:05 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

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Newbie said:
If you're interested in selling your sex I'd start by opening up your own cam on an xxx site.  You can make a lot of money that way and you won't put yourself in danger with people IRL.




Not a bad idea.


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Re: Becoming a Female Escort [Re: Big_Whoop]
    #12219624 - 03/17/10 06:05 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

:boxxy: you's :trollz:'n

but if you are serious I suggest posting some pics and let us judge if you could pull it off.


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Re: Becoming a Female Escort [Re: Big_Whoop]
    #12219627 - 03/17/10 06:05 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Go with the webcam idea. Fuck selling your body. There are other ways to make ends meet other than bringing yourself that low. First, tell us if you would be happy knowing you were a whore. Is it worth it?


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Re: Becoming a Female Escort [Re: SpaceSailor]
    #12219629 - 03/17/10 06:06 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Find yourself a man that will take care of you and make sure nothing bad happens to ya.

Get some girlfriends in on the biz so his career is not solely invested in you.

That's what pimps do - protect they ho's.

Also, dollers are dollers.  If you enjoy sex and feel men would give you money for it - go for it.

Just don't be all like "Oh snap!  2g's a week!  I'm rich.  Buy Buy Buy."

Save that shit and buy land after a couple months.

Be a top dollar whore if you got the looks for it.

Escorts can also just be dates to events for rich white guys that, if they pay extra, get a bj or laid...

Good luck in your decisions.


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Re: Becoming a Female Escort [Re: Ganjabonga]
    #12219631 - 03/17/10 06:06 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Toadily worth it.

:boxxy: :hypnotoad: :heart:


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Re: Becoming a Female Escort [Re: Big_Whoop]
    #12219632 - 03/17/10 06:06 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Big_Whoop said:
are you for real? prostitution aint cool. i hope ur not doing this for drug money, 1st step towards junkie-ism



No, I'm doing it so I can pay to live close to my education. I've been in youth refuges since I was 15, I'm 18 now and in my own apartment living off government money but it still doesn't cover tafe fees, nights out etc. My money is all burnt up on rent and food etc.

It wouldn't be a 'career', just something to get me by whilst I study.


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Re: Becoming a Female Escort [Re: SpaceSailor]
    #12219635 - 03/17/10 06:07 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

I need a job.  :bored:


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Re: Becoming a Female Escort [Re: Tri High]
    #12219638 - 03/17/10 06:07 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Post pics so we can decide your rates?

Gotta start somewhere :tongue2:


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Re: Becoming a Female Escort [Re: circularvortex]
    #12219641 - 03/17/10 06:08 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

edited for inappropriate post


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Re: Becoming a Female Escort [Re: ReefaCheefa]
    #12219646 - 03/17/10 06:08 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

ReefaCheefa said:
Quote:

Newbie said:
If you're interested in selling your sex I'd start by opening up your own cam on an xxx site.  You can make a lot of money that way and you won't put yourself in danger with people IRL.




Not a bad idea.




I think I'll look into that.


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Re: Becoming a Female Escort [Re: SpaceSailor]
    #12219648 - 03/17/10 06:08 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

You need a :pimp:


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Re: Becoming a Female Escort [Re: deCypher]
    #12219650 - 03/17/10 06:09 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

I swear...if I get banned for asking someone who wants to be a whore to post pics I'm gonna be irate :lol:


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Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.



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Re: Becoming a Female Escort [Re: RoosterCogburn]
    #12219651 - 03/17/10 06:09 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

If only I was actually female, I'd make SO much bank.  :rofldrunk:


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Re: Becoming a Female Escort [Re: CosmicFool]
    #12219652 - 03/17/10 06:09 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

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I just don't know if I'm making the right decision. I'm desperate for money though and I'm sick of relying on the governments money - I can't get a full time job because I'm a full time student.




Unless you're in some dire dire dire straights you are a fucking lunatic to consider being an escort. some people :lol:

edit: i mean if your seriously willing to sell yourself in order to pay for nights out and to be closer to school :facepalm:. I know people who make 3+ hour commutes to school each way. have some self respect because you sure can't buy it later on with all that money you'll make.


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