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 Youthfuldreams
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 A new "You know you're an ADDICT when..." thread 
#12217807 - 03/17/10 09:27 AM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Cause the old was was long-ass and turned kinda negative towards the end
anyway...
You have a strange nightmare, but most you can remember of it is finding HUGE and FAT p. cyans (like the smallest cap was 3inch diameter and the bigest was as bigger than my hand). Then being pissed off cause you woke before you could post pics in the shroomery to brag! LOL
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dokunai
Cactus, Cannabis, Cubensis
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 Re: A new "You know you're an ADDICT when..." thread [Re: Youthfuldreams]
#12218075 - 03/17/10 10:18 AM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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...you keep a stack of paper lunch sacks in your trunk in case you run into a patch of something interesting while you are out.
...the people around you have no interest in fungus, but can ID the common mushrooms in your area by the genera and species names.
...you walk by someone's lawn and act like you are spilling a 44oz. soda. It's really a mix of manure and water for your favorite subb patch.
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bchunter
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Re: A new "You know you're an ADDICT when..." thread [Re: dokunai]
#12218382 - 03/17/10 11:18 AM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
dokunai said:
...you walk by someone's lawn and act like you are spilling a 44oz. soda. It's really a mix of manure and water for your favorite subb patch.
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Youthfuldreams
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Re: A new "You know you're an ADDICT when..." thread [Re: bchunter]
#12218432 - 03/17/10 11:30 AM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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hahaha, has anyone seen you doing this? i'd freak out if someone was pouring soda on my lawn LOL
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psylosymonreturns
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Re: A new "You know you're an ADDICT when..." thread [Re: Youthfuldreams]
#12218460 - 03/17/10 11:36 AM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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haha thats funny!
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Wrenzo
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Re: A new "You know you're an ADDICT when..." thread [Re: psylosymonreturns]
#12218744 - 03/17/10 12:29 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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... you go out hunting more than once even when you know the season hasn't started yet and it's still been too cold for anything to fruit.
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dokunai
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Re: A new "You know you're an ADDICT when..." thread [Re: psylosymonreturns]
#12218754 - 03/17/10 12:31 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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I've done it once, but I had used a gatorade bottle. The key is to act like you are tripping on something on the sidewalk! 
Also... you swerve to narrowly avoid commiting a cross-walk hit and run because you are scanning the median/lawns/fields for mushrooms while driving.
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 Parkseerf
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Loc: Louisiana
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Re: A new "You know you're an ADDICT when..." thread [Re: Youthfuldreams]
#12219381 - 03/17/10 02:17 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Youthfuldreams said:
Cause the old was was long-ass and turned kinda negative towards the end
anyway...
You have a strange nightmare, but most you can remember of it is finding HUGE and FAT p. cyans (like the smallest cap was 3inch diameter and the bigest was as bigger than my hand). Then being pissed off cause you woke before you could post pics in the shroomery to brag! LOL
...you have a dream about finding your first active and when you go to cut it at the base it flys away like a balloon that hasnt been tied and you cry.
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ShockValue
Because, ShockValue.
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Re: A new "You know you're an ADDICT when..." thread [Re: Parkseerf]
#12219456 - 03/17/10 02:29 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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...when a mushroom hunting bumper sticker is the first thing that gets put on your new truck.
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dokunai
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Re: A new "You know you're an ADDICT when..." thread [Re: ShockValue]
#12219588 - 03/17/10 02:57 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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I see you are in as root as well 
edit... durr channel...
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CureCat
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Re: A new "You know you're an ADDICT when..." thread [Re: ShockValue]
#12220073 - 03/17/10 04:43 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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That is such an aggravating bumper sticker. Oh cringe...
I would have cut off the "I'm a real" part and left the spore print and "FUNGI" part.
Am I the only one who sees red when I hear that pun???
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Alan Rockefeller
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Re: A new "You know you're an ADDICT when..." thread [Re: CureCat]
#12220195 - 03/17/10 05:15 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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No.
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ShockValue
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Re: A new "You know you're an ADDICT when..." thread [Re: Alan Rockefeller]
#12220312 - 03/17/10 05:45 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Well, I guess I won't give you a ride. :P
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Edited by ShockValue (03/17/10 05:47 PM)
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CureCat
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Re: A new "You know you're an ADDICT when..." thread [Re: ShockValue]
#12220387 - 03/17/10 06:03 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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I think you would give me a ride.
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dicky21
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Re: A new "You know you're an ADDICT when..." thread [Re: CureCat]
#12220406 - 03/17/10 06:09 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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haha my old thread has been reincarnated and is already gone 
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Algolagniac
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Re: A new "You know you're an ADDICT when..." thread [Re: dicky21]
#12221107 - 03/17/10 08:23 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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You start a mushroom hunting club at your school >.>
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psyindra
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Re: A new "You know you're an ADDICT when..." thread [Re: Algolagniac]
#12221761 - 03/17/10 10:21 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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...you can't keep your eyes on the road when driving around during fruiting season......oh shit watch out for that truck!
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Linus
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Re: A new "You know you're an ADDICT when..." thread [Re: psyindra]
#12221792 - 03/17/10 10:26 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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close the curtains, lock the door, and take the phone off the hook.
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rollinsmoke420
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Re: A new "You know you're an ADDICT when..." thread [Re: Linus]
#12221851 - 03/17/10 10:39 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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you miss the birth of your baby cause your hunt was going great
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CureCat
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Re: A new "You know you're an ADDICT when..." thread [Re: rollinsmoke420]
#12221895 - 03/17/10 10:49 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
rollinsmoke420 said:
you miss the birth of your baby cause your hunt was going great
Really?? If true, that is a good one.
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