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 dwpineal
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 Man arrested for hiding drugs in rolls of his own fat 
#12211818 - 03/16/10 12:20 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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http://www.wtsp.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=127618&catid=8
Man arrested for hiding drugs in fat rolls
Brooksville, Florida - Inmates have been known to hide contraband in all kinds of places.
But this one might take the cake.
Deputies say an inmate smuggled Xanax pills into the Hernando County Jail by hiding them in the fat rolls on his stomach.
According to the incident report, Thomas Althoff, 33, was taken to jail for driving with a suspended license, patted down and put in a cell. But several hours later, a deputy saw Althoff bending over near a bench, "attempting to snort a crush [sic] yellow substance that was on a piece of cardboard," according to the incident report.
Althoff told deputies he'd found the pills in his jail cell but later admitted to concealing the pills "underneath the skin flaps of the bottom section of his stomach," according to the incident report.
Althoff admitted to crushing the pills in his holding cell to snort them.
Althoff was charged with possessing contraband in jail, in addition to his original charge of driving with a suspended license.
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 SummerDaisies
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Re: Man arrested for hiding drugs in rolls of his own fat [Re: dwpineal]
#12211838 - 03/16/10 12:28 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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should have ate them
benzos have bad nasal BA
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Cognitive_Shift
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Re: Man arrested for hiding drugs in rolls of his own fat [Re: SummerDaisies]
#12212041 - 03/16/10 01:19 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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 fat people are so lazy im suprised he didn't eat it!
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Kevin_X2
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Re: Man arrested for hiding drugs in rolls of his own fat [Re: dwpineal]
#12212230 - 03/16/10 01:58 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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sounds like he was trying to get caught...
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BothHands
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Re: Man arrested for hiding drugs in rolls of his own fat [Re: Kevin_X2]
#12212246 - 03/16/10 02:01 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Kevin_X2 said:
sounds like he was trying to get caught...
Or he was showing off to the other inmates.
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T-Rex
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Re: Man arrested for hiding drugs in rolls of his own fat [Re: BothHands]
#12213614 - 03/16/10 05:53 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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LSDreamer
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Re: Man arrested for hiding drugs in rolls of his own fat [Re: T-Rex]
#12213639 - 03/16/10 05:56 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Fucking fail. Additional charges for an inferior ROA.
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wowitch17
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Re: Man arrested for hiding drugs in rolls of his own fat [Re: dwpineal]
#12213853 - 03/16/10 06:27 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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sounds like DSG
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