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Anonymous #1
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 Taking a shit - wiping 
#11991051 - 02/08/10 07:22 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Does anyone else have to wipe a hundred fucking times after they take a dump? Maybe its my hairy asshole but I always use soooo much goddamned toilet paper and have to flush at least twice. Shit pisses me off
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Anonymous #2
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You fat fuck. Eat healthier.
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Anonymous #3
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Yeah, I know that game man. I think the hairy asshole causes the extra wiping of the ass, haha
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Anonymous #4
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I hate that shit. Use half a roll and still have to take a shower to actually get clean, ugh.
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Anonymous #5
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Na I think it's a loose asshole. Your butt juice leaks out eventually, even after initially cleaning it.
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Anonymous #6
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the key is waiting until the last possible minute to poo so that it all comes out in clean pieces and there are no hanging chads or pieces left up your butt
if it breaks off and there is a piece still left up your but i find that its just an endless wipe cycle. you think youre never getting clean but in reality you just keep brushing up against the piece of poo stuck in your ass because you pooed too soon
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Anonymous #7
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u guys still use toilet paper? 
It's taking a shit and then cleaning your ass with a shower wand is where it's at.
I NEED NO TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!! 
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Anonymous #6
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i might need to take that adivce, my asshole has been raw and bleeding for 3 years now
now before you say anything i stopped having anal 12 years ago
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Anonymous #8
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All this could be avoided with the use of a colostomy bag.
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Anonymous #7
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My ass hasn't felt so clean in all my life without using TP. Americans are fucking stupid. The french know where its at. U don't know what your missing.
Plus that hot water hitting your asshole when your stoned as fuck feels soo good especially if you got good water pressure
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Anonymous #9
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you suck
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Anonymous #7
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fuck u nigger
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Anonymous #3
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I don't know, the thought of the water hitting my butthole doesn't sit well with me. Guess you can't knock it till you've tried it?
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Anonymous #10
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haha, like 90% of the time when i wipe my ass absolutely nothing gets on the paper, guess i'm just lucky 
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Anonymous #11
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1. Eat better (fiber)
2. Drink more water. A lot more.
AND/OR
3. Fiber supplement (pills, powder, whatever). Get over yourself and just take them.
4. Be regular if possible... timing wise. Try to always dump around the same time of the day.
5. If need be, use a softener like Ducolax. It's NOT a laxative like HOLY SHIT I GOTTA GO! it's way more subtle.
Shitting should be a quick, 1 to 2 minute affair with little to no wiping. Just use a wet flushable wipe to polish.
How do you live with a bleeding fucking asshole?
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Anonymous #6
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Quote:
Anonymous #11 said:
1. Eat better (fiber)
2. Drink more water. A lot more.
AND/OR
3. Fiber supplement (pills, powder, whatever). Get over yourself and just take them.
4. Be regular if possible... timing wise. Try to always dump around the same time of the day.
5. If need be, use a softener like Ducolax. It's NOT a laxative like HOLY SHIT I GOTTA GO! it's way more subtle.
Shitting should be a quick, 1 to 2 minute affair with little to no wiping. Just use a wet flushable wipe to polish.
How do you live with a bleeding fucking asshole?
can anyone else confirm this? is it truly normal to shit within 5 minutes and barely have to wipe at all? sure i get those ghost shits wear i wipe once and nothing is there but those happen like 3 times a year maybe...but shit, if im supposed to be doing that everytime then i really need to examine my life habits
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Anonymous #3
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Quote:
Anonymous #6 said:
Quote:
Anonymous #11 said:
1. Eat better (fiber)
2. Drink more water. A lot more.
AND/OR
3. Fiber supplement (pills, powder, whatever). Get over yourself and just take them.
4. Be regular if possible... timing wise. Try to always dump around the same time of the day.
5. If need be, use a softener like Ducolax. It's NOT a laxative like HOLY SHIT I GOTTA GO! it's way more subtle.
Shitting should be a quick, 1 to 2 minute affair with little to no wiping. Just use a wet flushable wipe to polish.
How do you live with a bleeding fucking asshole?
can anyone else confirm this? is it truly normal to shit within 5 minutes and barely have to wipe at all? sure i get those ghost shits wear i wipe once and nothing is there but those happen like 3 times a year maybe...but shit, if im supposed to be doing that everytime then i really need to examine my life habits
I think he is on to something with this though... I typically do eat very healthy (whole grains, fruit, veggies). Usually when I notice the shit-whipe conundrum it is during an unhealthy eating week (fast food)
Oh yeah, I haven't encountered the bleeding asshole....yet
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Anonymous #11
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On to something? 
We are fairly highly evolved animals, and our shit system works perfectly with enough fiber and water. The problem is people think shit and shit knowledge is taboo, so no one ever explains it properly. 
Shitting should be VERY enjoyable!!!
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Anonymous #5
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