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Anonymous #1

My job in real life (id get banned for this!!)
    #11839410 - 01/16/10 05:11 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

I am a Corrections Officer  for the NCDOC. Im only 5'4", but i can walk in a dorm, and what i say goes. you wanna know why? im not a dick, i let these guys(inmates) away with murder(just about), i let them smoke in the dorms, i let them eat on their bed. if they are tired, i let them sleep. if its 2 in the morning, and you have court the next day or something, ill let you watch tv. i smoke weed every day 15 mins before i walk through the sallyport, and half the guys(inmates) know it, however i have never once been threatened with blackmail or anything. i have had disciplinary action taken against me for conduct unbecoming, but i dont give a fuck. im not a dick, as long as the guys(inmates) are cool, and behave when my sgt. ot cpt. comes around. am i still a piece of shit cop/leo/pig/ whatever?


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Anonymous #2

Re: My job in real life (id get banned for this!!) [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #11839442 - 01/16/10 05:20 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

You work in a jail/dorm?

Are you an RA from my boarding school?


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Anonymous #1

Re: My job in real life (id get banned for this!!) [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #11839445 - 01/16/10 05:22 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

no man, i work in a state prison.


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Anonymous #3

Re: My job in real life (id get banned for this!!) [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #11839453 - 01/16/10 05:25 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

naw man Corrections officer is a great job , and even if u were a cop there nothing wrong with that. as long as u keep Ur pockets full.


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Anonymous #2

Re: My job in real life (id get banned for this!!) [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #11839465 - 01/16/10 05:29 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Well, aside from the fact that he would be a fucking pig who takes innocent trippers and hands them over to HIV-infected rape squads.


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Anonymous #4

Re: My job in real life (id get banned for this!!) [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #11839515 - 01/16/10 05:47 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

you let them rape the new guys?  you watch?  you ever jerk off to it?  sick fuck.


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Anonymous #5

Re: My job in real life (id get banned for this!!) [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #11839518 - 01/16/10 05:48 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

My brother was the same way here then he fucked up and started slagin tobacco he says. But one inmate asked him he told them no then another asked him he said ya. Well the first inmate found out. Next thing you know my brother quit because he was in fear for his life. Dont make that mistake!


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Anonymous #6

Re: My job in real life (id get banned for this!!) [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #11840461 - 01/16/10 12:20 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

make them suck eachothers dicks and shit.

Quote:

I am a Corrections Officer  for the NCDOC. Im only 5'4", but i can walk in a dorm, and what i say goes. you wanna know why?




classic CO. problems with your height so your on some power trip becuase in real life you are just another short guy whos command doesnt equate to shit.


Edited by Anonymous (01/16/10 12:22 PM)


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Anonymous #7

Re: My job in real life (id get banned for this!!) [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #11840485 - 01/16/10 12:26 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

I thought about doing this, but I couldn't keep a man in a jail cell like that with half the laws out there today.


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Anonymous #8

Re: My job in real life (id get banned for this!!) [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #11840576 - 01/16/10 12:43 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #6 said:
make them suck eachothers dicks and shit.

Quote:

I am a Corrections Officer  for the NCDOC. Im only 5'4", but i can walk in a dorm, and what i say goes. you wanna know why?




classic CO. problems with your height so your on some power trip becuase in real life you are just another short guy whos command doesnt equate to shit.




the truth


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Anonymous #9

Re: My job in real life (id get banned for this!!) [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #11840743 - 01/16/10 01:18 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
I am a Corrections Officer  for the NCDOC. Im only 5'4", but i can walk in a dorm, and what i say goes. you wanna know why? im not a dick, i let these guys(inmates) away with murder(just about), i let them smoke in the dorms, i let them eat on their bed. if they are tired, i let them sleep. if its 2 in the morning, and you have court the next day or something, ill let you watch tv. i smoke weed every day 15 mins before i walk through the sallyport, and half the guys(inmates) know it, however i have never once been threatened with blackmail or anything. i have had disciplinary action taken against me for conduct unbecoming, but i dont give a fuck. im not a dick, as long as the guys(inmates) are cool, and behave when my sgt. ot cpt. comes around. am i still a piece of shit cop/leo/pig/ whatever?




If this is actually true, you should have some damn good stories.  So start typing!

You let guys get away with murder? :wtf:


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Anonymous #10

Re: My job in real life (id get banned for this!!) [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #11840787 - 01/16/10 01:25 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

you're soo coool


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Anonymous #11

Re: My job in real life (id get banned for this!!) [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #11840929 - 01/16/10 01:54 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

yes you are still a piece of shit pig fucker. Just because you smoke weed and let the inmates act with a bit of dignity and freedom doesnt mean you all  of a sudden qualify for some award. Fuck Yoo buddy


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Anonymous #4

Re: My job in real life (id get banned for this!!) [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #11840958 - 01/16/10 02:02 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

do you watch them in the shower?  do you get hard?


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Anonymous #4

Re: My job in real life (id get banned for this!!) [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #11840968 - 01/16/10 02:03 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

op=


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Anonymous #12

. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #11841497 - 01/16/10 04:01 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

.


Edited by Anonymous (10/10/11 09:25 PM)


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Anonymous #13

Re: My job in real life (id get banned for this!!) [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #11841504 - 01/16/10 04:02 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Corrections officers are part of the problem.


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Anonymous #12

. [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #11841512 - 01/16/10 04:04 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

.


Edited by Anonymous (10/10/11 09:25 PM)


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Anonymous #14

Re: My job in real life (id get banned for this!!) [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #11841568 - 01/16/10 04:15 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

So #1, you have a shit job, that requires little training or skill.  Basically, you just sign up for it.  To top it off, it sounds like you do a shitty job at your shitty job.

Why do you think we'd care?


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Anonymous #15

Re: My job in real life (id get banned for this!!) [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #11841642 - 01/16/10 04:31 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

hey OP I have mad respect for you as I have spent more time than I ever wanted in jail and it was CO's like you that made time go by faster and the place more comfortable to deal with.

we had CO's just like that would turn there head to the inmates that respected them and we got away with anything. ! CO straight up told me that if the other inmates where about to snort drugs or smoke weed or ciggs to come to him and play cribbage with him so if for some reason they did get caught by some one else while he was on watch his alibi was "hey I was playing cribbage and I just did my rounds sorry wont happen again"

inmates gave me free shit all the time for this and also one time this kid tried to throw coffee on me right in front of him and I pumbled the kid and the CO said I didnt see any thing (talking to the other inmate) all I heard was a thump from you falling out of your bunk. Now didnt I?

I never even spoke to any one about that

There needs to be more CO's like you  :bow2:


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