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Anonymous #24
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Anonymous #18
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ROFL!!!!
That's fake, right?
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Anonymous #25
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My friend was a janitor at an elementary school where a serial bathroom floor shitter kid kept getting away with shitting on the floors.
He knew the staff was after him. So one day he though it would be funny to write "HAHAHA YOULL NEVER CATCH ME" on the bathroom wall with his own shit.
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Anonymous #26
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I worked at a grocery store, one day i walked into the mens bathroom and a 6 year old black kid was doing jumping jacks
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Anonymous #27
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Heh, I've heard of bloody tampons stuck to the wall...
But on the topic... Some people with mental illness smear their shit. Others are just doing it for mischief. Or it may be a combination of the two.
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Anonymous #1
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Rofl.
Thanks a lot guys, this thread was pretty lolsy.
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Anonymous #28
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Never smeared shit on the walls, but once in high school I took a big meaty dump on the bathroom floor.
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Anonymous #29
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Anonymous #1 said: Rofl.
Thanks a lot guys, this thread was pretty lolsy.
check out the other poo threads for more LOL. I remember starting one a while ago. I'm gonna re-read it. it's called Last Night I Shit In the Bathtub.
On a side note, i shot heroin in a stinky, piss covered stall at burger king the other day. it was gross but when the rush was on it was all good.
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Anonymous #30
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Holy shit that's a pathetic image 
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Anonymous #10
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Anonymous #10 said: This is no doubt the work of SilverSoul.
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Anonymous #13
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Anonymous #10 said: This is no doubt the work of SilverSoul.
hahaha. was going to post this if no one had already, too bad i think most people here now will ahve no idea what you're talking about 
Elaborate.
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Anonymous #31
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Some guy shit in out base bathrooms and wrote 'Fuck Haji" now we have to pull guard on them. They made up a sign that says " Due to Fecal Graffiti there will be 24 hour guard.
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Anonymous #32
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Anonymous #23 said: About a year ago I was on a long road trip bringing back about 40 pounds of vacuum sealed nug and had to stop in a hillbilly Arkansas truck stop after driving for about 6 hours and eating nothing but gas station food (mostly chilli cheese dogs and burritos).
I was doing the waddle all the way to the bathroom and when I finally reached the toilet I felt the mammoth shit shifting down getting ready to explode from my ass so I made up my mind right then to shit all over the seat. As I moved into position I could no longer hold my rectum shut and involuntarily my shit was sprayed with force all over 1/3rd of the toilet and most of the seat. All of this was happening while large bursts of air randomly spurted out of my hole along with the shit to make extremely loud farting noises, at least 2 people opened the door, heard the shits and quickly left while I was in the stall.
While I was in the afterglow of post deification euphoria I took a long look at my filthy creation and almost felt sorry for the poor underpaid bastard who would have to bleach the entire fucking stall. Shit was dripping from the toilet and wall, a pile of toilet paper was stacked up almost passed the seat after using 2 rolls to clean my ass and legs and there wasn't a white spec on the seat that wasn't fouled. So I did the only thing I could do, I flushed the toilet knowing it would clog and walked out a triumphant man with my head held high.
this is the most REDICULOUS FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER READ!! LMFAO!!
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Anonymous #32
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I remember when i was a little kid i was at the neighbors house playin in the pool with them, had to shit like crazy so i got out an ran to the bathroom but by the time i made it there it was barely too late, it sprayed from the floor to the back of the toilet (not much aiming experience) so i cleaned that up and thought "hey, the pool will kinda clean it off" and headed out to the pool. when i got out there everybody gave me a look like they knew, but i thought i was just paranoid so i headed to jump back in, when the neighbor said your not really gonna try and jump in my pool are you? when i said yea why? he then pointed out the shit running down my leg and pooling in my shoe, took a long long time before they stopped talking about that
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