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Anonymous #7

Re: Craiglist hookup. Weird fucking story. [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #11546899 - 11/29/09 03:36 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #3 said:
For $10,000 I'd probably do it.
You said her tits weren't that bad, right?
You didn't have to do anything else, so win.



I'd eat the corn out of your shit for 10,000 dollars


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Anonymous #8

Re: Craiglist hookup. Weird fucking story. [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #11546909 - 11/29/09 03:43 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

X2 lol


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Anonymous #9

Re: Craiglist hookup. Weird fucking story. [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #11546948 - 11/29/09 04:07 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Mad weird.
This thread is full of fail OP

























Oh and

Quote:

Anonymous said:
OP is a faggot gay virgin:gayvirgin:


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Anonymous #10

Re: Craiglist hookup. Weird fucking story. [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #11546958 - 11/29/09 04:09 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Did you ask her why she wanted her titties sucked so fucking bad?


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Anonymous #6

Re: Craiglist hookup. Weird fucking story. *DELETED* [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #11546975 - 11/29/09 04:15 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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Reason for deletion: .



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Anonymous #11

Re: Craiglist hookup. Weird fucking story. [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #11548721 - 11/29/09 02:56 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

atleast you have a good story hahahaha


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Anonymous #12

Re: Craiglist hookup. Weird fucking story. [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #11548731 - 11/29/09 02:58 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

knowing it was to late to leave




fagots hang out with shitty situations cuz they're mangina takes over.

Men GTFO when they want to.

You are a fagot.


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Anonymous #13

Re: Craiglist hookup. Weird fucking story. [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #11548746 - 11/29/09 03:00 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

that's true. he should have just said FUCK THIS, laughed out loud, and walked away.


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Anonymous #14

Re: Craiglist hookup. Weird fucking story. [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #11549773 - 11/29/09 05:33 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

hahahha
this is fuckin hilarious
OP you fucking desperate loser
rofl that is some dirttttty shitt
at least get blackout drunk before going to suck milk out of some random chicks titty, that way she is hot no matter what


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Anonymous #15

Re: Craiglist hookup. Weird fucking story. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #11557652 - 11/30/09 09:18 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

I would never have agreed to show up without pics first.


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Anonymous #16

Re: Craiglist hookup. Weird fucking story. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #11557938 - 11/30/09 10:06 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
No she just kind of sat there and put her hand on my back. Nothing else really happened during or after it.




LOL, this is the gheyist thing I have heard all week.

And I've been on /b/ alot this last week.


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Anonymous #17

Re: Craiglist hookup. Weird fucking story. [Re: Anonymous #16]
    #11560556 - 12/01/09 07:17 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Why'd you have to?

You should have been like "ew skank, no!"

WTF is wrong with you?


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Anonymous #18

Re: Craiglist hookup. Weird fucking story. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #11560770 - 12/01/09 09:25 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
It sucked.




:ilold:


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Anonymous #19

Re: Craiglist hookup. Weird fucking story. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #11566532 - 12/01/09 11:41 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
Ok, so I was recently introduced to the personals section in craigslist. I found this one ad about an adult nursing relationship. For those of you who don't know what that is, it is basically sucking on a girls tits while she is nursing. Ok, so I replied to the ad and got a reply shortly after that. We exchanged a few emails and i finally convinced her to meet me. She is 33 I am 21. She thought it was weird that i was so young. So i show up at her place having no idea what she looks like. I see her and my heart sinks. The first thing that goes through my mind is "shit, I gotta suck this trashy girl's tits". She was average height and weight. I little stomach pudge. Her hair was obviously dyed a fake black color. She was pale with really bad makeup. and the rest was generally unattractive. Her tits weren't too bad though. So I reluctantly walk into her apartment knowing it was to late to leave. we sit on her couch for a while and talk. She was nice and all but her face and body werent. So eventually she decides to start. she undoes her bra inside her shirt and pulls down her shirt exposing her tit. I had to lay there for the next 30 minutes sucking this girls tit. I got bored after five. It sucked. Once it was done i got out of there like a bat outta hell. I felt soo fucking dirty. I cussed the whole way home at myself. Thats what happens when you get bored and horny thanksgiving weekend with your family. lol. Enjoy laughing at me. Please give me shit. I wish I had a pic to post. maybe i can get one.



you should have at least tried to get some poontang out of the deal

jesus


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Anonymous #20

Re: Craiglist hookup. Weird fucking story. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #11567427 - 12/02/09 01:58 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
No she just kind of sat there and put her hand on my back. Nothing else really happened during or after it.




This made me lol really hard, LOL!


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Anonymous #21

Re: Craiglist hookup. Weird fucking story. [Re: Anonymous #20]
    #11570181 - 12/02/09 03:57 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Lol you totally deserved this one. FYL?


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Anonymous #19

Re: Craiglist hookup. Weird fucking story. [Re: Anonymous #21]
    #11570197 - 12/02/09 03:59 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

fuck his life.


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