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 RandomHero
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Registered: 09/10/05
Posts: 5,994
Loc: shroomery.org 
Last seen: 5 months, 30 days
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: finally
Stranger: wat?
You: your face
Stranger: ikr
Stranger: its soooo pretty
Stranger: hahha
You: wanna keep it that way ?
You: :/
Stranger: is that a threat
You: it's a nightmare for you
Stranger: no
You: oh yes
Stranger: ur a weakling!!
You: nope
You: i've killed turtles before
You: and ate them
Stranger: ME TOO
Stranger: ew
Stranger: creeep
You: yep thats right
Stranger: poor turtles
You: fuck turtles
You: and fuck your emotions
Stranger: SHUT UP
Stranger: 
You: suck it
You: :p
Stranger: meany
You: im sorry
Stranger: i hate ppl who cuss
You: really?
You: why does it make you feel like your being talking down uppn
Stranger: GOSH
Stranger: MEANY
Stranger: mhmm
Stranger: no its a SIN
You: no its not
Stranger: thats why
You: fucking your neighbors wife is a sin
Stranger: yea it IIS
Stranger: ew
Stranger: ur a sin
Stranger: jk
Stranger: thats MWAN
You: i know 1!!!!
Stranger: MEAN*
You: its the best
Stranger: ....
You: wanna join the darkside and learn more then just the force
You: we could take over whole planet systems
Stranger: the dark side has cookies
Stranger: NO WAY DUDE
You: and tacos 
Stranger: ew i hate tacos
You: dont forget about galatic tacos
Stranger: naaasty
You: your just a sad little soul
You: a rather dull boy
Stranger: i am little
Stranger: I'M A GIRL stupid
Stranger: HAHHA
Stranger: ...
You: no ur not
Stranger: yea i am
You: what are u like 12
Stranger: how would u know
Stranger: Noo 13!!
You: i can smell your cunt
Stranger: ew
Stranger: gross
Stranger: i dont have any
You: put the lotion i nthe basket
Stranger: stupid
You: it does this when its told
Stranger: i am a GIIRL
You: are u a size 14?
Stranger: wth
You: a great big fat girl ?
You: just wondering
You: it doesnt matter if u are or not
Stranger: no
Stranger: i'm athletic GOSH
You: really
Stranger: i dont sit around on the couch
Stranger: all say
Stranger: day
Stranger: eating gross stuff
Stranger: blah
You: yeh but u watch porn
Stranger: EW
Stranger: NOOOO
Stranger: GROSS
You: buttholes and elbows
Stranger:
Stranger: meanly
You: ur strange
Stranger: meany!!
Stranger: si
You: ur education is at risk
Stranger: 4 ur information, i skipped 2 grades
Stranger: so HA
You: obama doesn't like kids like you sucking up all hish black mans air
Stranger: what NOWW
Stranger: r u obama
You: i am
You: :p
Stranger: then i wont say anything
You: i have big black hands
Stranger: i'm SMART
Stranger: SMAR T SMART
You: im SEXY
You: SUPER SEXY
Stranger: .....
Stranger: i'm racist
Stranger: so HA
You: my mustach brings all the boys to the yard
Stranger: agains KOReans
You: fucking japs
Stranger: o:
Stranger: I'M JAPANESE
You: i hate all walks of life
Stranger: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: so shut up
You: ur full of shit
You: ur not jap
Stranger: yea i am
You: if you were you would have asked me to shit on your chest when we first started talking
Stranger: ew
Stranger: not all of us are like that stupid
You: u filthy thing you
Stranger: and i'm only 13!!
You: are u bleeding yet ?
You: from your vagina
Stranger: waaat??
Stranger: eww
You: it happens
Stranger: no duh i know that
You: its called period blood i recommend you try it with celery and vodka
You: mmmmMm
You: u do anal ?
Stranger: WAAT
Stranger: no
You: scardy cat
Stranger: yea i am
You: is it safe?
Stranger: is wat safe
You: is it safe !?
Stranger: WAAT
Stranger: WAT R U ASKIN
You: PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET !!!
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Envix
x+x+x+x+x+
Registered: 11/04/08
Posts: 14,806
Last seen: 2 days, 3 hours
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I clicked "Start a Chat" then went to go take a shit and when I came back this was on my screen:
Stranger: hi, how are you?
Stranger: kewl, yah same.
Stranger: Here is my ImageShack album: http://img410.imageshack.us/g/img0056o.jpg/ do you think I'm hot?
Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: http://www.incentaclick.com/click/md4923873f/amanda471/ (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell
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I DONT LIKE SPAMMYS 
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 LobsterSauce
Concrete clogs
Registered: 11/09/08
Posts: 14,485
Loc: Down the rocks
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 Re: omegle  [Re: Envix]
#11564292 - 12/01/09 07:09 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HYPER
You: I'm not going to lie here,I'm looking for sex,no questions asked. What do you say?
Stranger: um
Stranger: m/f?
You: I have a car,I can drive to wherever you are...
You: f
Stranger: i lol'd
Stranger: you prob dont live in same state as me
You: What state? I live on the E.Coat but I could make it out West. :-)
Stranger: i do live on west coast
You: CA?
Stranger: AZ
You: Oh,I love it there,it's so scenic. What part?
You: Do you have your own place?
Stranger: pheonix, ya i have my own place
You: well you in?
You: I can leave in 45 minutes,I've got plenty of addy to keep me going straight through till I get there!
Stranger: lol, ok, not sure if this is for real
Stranger: heres my adress
Stranger: 3807 E. Cathedral Rock Dr.
85044. Phoenix, Az
You: Are you serious? You better be...
Stranger: ya i am, google map it
Stranger: i live there
Stranger: you better not be lying
You: I'll look but I didn't think you were too hot on the idea so I didn't expect you to give me that so soon :-)
Stranger: i dont think its real, so i dont see the harm in giving it out
Stranger: if it is real, then =)
You: Oh it's real,baby! Come to sugar :=>
Stranger: alright, when will you be here?
You: Realistically it's going to take 22 hours if I put the pedal down...how does that sound? Will you be there to greet me???
Stranger: you should take a break along the way
You: That's why I have my addy script. I can stay awake and fully alert for 42 hours!
You: can you last that long in the sack?
Stranger: twice that baby
You: orly!?
You: "?
Stranger: yep, i'm good i've been told
You: that pool looks big enough for two...;-)
Stranger: how do you know i have a pool lol?
Stranger: google earth?
You: trampoline too?
You: that's hot.
Stranger: you think?
You: do you get all sweaty? i bet you do in that searing Summer heat :-)
You: that's what i like...
Stranger: really?
Stranger: its rather pleasant this time of year
You: oh yeah
Stranger: in the 70's as a high
You: it's super chilly here
You: you could warm me up
You: in my fun zone
Stranger: i'm getting hard just thinking about it
You: that's hot
You: beat it to me
You: oh yeah
You: sugar
Stranger: what kind of sex are you into?
You: Oh the weirdest fucking shit
You: crawling up the walls and shitting in 40oz glasses
You: you?
Stranger: what?
Stranger: i like snuggeling
You: me too
You: there'a time and a place for donkey punches
Stranger: say what?
You: our vagina's spasm in a nice way if you punch the backs of our heads in just the right spot
Stranger: i lol'd so hard i fell outa my chair
You: a lot of guys don't know this but if you squeeze our kidneys during sex ,our huhu's spasm also,amking it nice for the guy too!
Stranger: you win at trolling good sir
Stranger: +1 internets for you
You: hey im stoned what can i do
Stranger: good thing i gave you my friends adress
You: im osama bin laden,im watching your house
Stranger: lol
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samba_lightning
diminished 5th
Registered: 11/02/08
Posts: 2,045
Last seen: 20 days, 11 hours
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 that's disgusting
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tyrannicalrex
Strange R
Registered: 04/25/03
Posts: 8,827
Loc: subtropics
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Re: omegle [Re: Envix]
#11564309 - 12/01/09 07:11 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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HA,you just spammed us saying you don't like spammies!
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Envix
x+x+x+x+x+
Registered: 11/04/08
Posts: 14,806
Last seen: 2 days, 3 hours
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I'm putting an end to thisL
Stranger: heyy asl?
You: shut up
You: cybersex isn't cool anymore
You have disconnected.
Edited by Envix (12/01/09 07:18 PM)
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PostiveOutlook
Growery > Shroomery
Registered: 05/13/09
Posts: 11,197
Loc: Mars
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Re: omegle [Re: Envix]
#11564372 - 12/01/09 07:19 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: yoyoy
You: helllo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: wow
Stranger: enthusiastic
You: oh ya!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: you on pills or something?
You: i just smoked a big crack rock
Stranger: ah, close enough
Stranger: crack is pretty good
You: im kidding... but i do blaze the kronic
Stranger: but I've only done it twice in my lifetime
Stranger: ahh, I'm stoned right now
You: me too
You: shroomery?
Stranger: no but I did shrooms the other night
You: lol
You: sweet
Stranger: it was, free of charge as well
You: i just bout a oz for 120 last weekend
You: nice... how many grams u eat?
Stranger: weed or shrooms?
Stranger: cause I'll put an ounce in some brownies
Stranger: but I won't have the whole batch to myself
Stranger: and shrooms, it differs
Stranger: cause they taste pretty foul
You: i like 2-4 grams usually of shrooms
You: u like LSD too?
Stranger: yes, I love that shit
Stranger: ever tried DMT>
Stranger: ?
You: nope... one of the few things i havent tried...
Stranger: oh DMT's awesome
Stranger: I only realised the other night, right but basically when we dream we're having a physcadelic trip every night
Stranger: cause you smoke DMT which is a chemical produced by your brain to create dreams
You: did you extract yours or buy it?
Stranger: I buy it
Stranger: a friend of a friend sells it
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DuNeRaVeR
Sound conciousness
Registered: 01/30/06
Posts: 13,705
Loc: The land of Ports.
Last seen: 8 hours, 36 minutes
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LOL, I tried and just ended up talking to some jailbait. but it really was a girl. I ended up just spamming my music site for 1 MORE FAN haha.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You:
Stranger: hey
Stranger: m or f
You: m
You: there are no girls on the internet silly
Stranger: yes there is
You: ok
Stranger: im girl
You: oh ok then
Stranger: where u frm?
You: USA
You: u?
Stranger: me too
Stranger: im in CA
You: I am in Or
Stranger: kool
You: indeed
Stranger: age?
You: 23
Stranger: oh
You: oh?
Stranger: im 17
You: ok
You: nothing wrong with that.
Stranger: i kno
Stranger: u got facebook?
You: yeah
Stranger: can i add u?
You: I never get on, do you have myspace?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: www.myspace.com/latoyasbaby2
You: www.myspace.com/psychoactivesynth it would not let me add you because my site is a music site
Stranger: okay
Stranger: i added u
You: k
You: well, I must run, nice talking to ya
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Gumby
Fishnologist
Registered: 06/13/01
Posts: 25,804
Loc: BRICK CITY, NIGGA!
Last seen: 2 hours, 54 minutes
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i just hacked the gibson
You: you'll never guess what the password was
Stranger: yooo nonooo wayyyy
Stranger: what?>
You: yeah dude for real
You: idiots made the password god
Stranger: omg for real???? noo fucking way
Stranger: omg omg
You: yeah, shit was rad
Stranger: omg it tots was
You: it was full of pictures of dogs
You: kinda confused me really
Stranger: really really dogs?? no wayyy
You: it was supposed to have codes for opening an oil tanker's valves and shit
You: but no, just german shepards and shih tzus
You: in retrospect, it wasn't worth the effort
Stranger: well shit that totally like sucks
Stranger: ...
Stranger: like im so confused
You: you're tellin me
You: yeah?
You: why?
You: i thought everyone wanted to know what was in the gibson
Stranger: weelll i like totally dont know what the gibson is ya know?
You: have you ever considered plastic surgery?
Stranger: nooo wayy i am like soo scared of surgery
Stranger: and hospitals
Stranger: ya know?
You: i suppose
You: they don't bother me
You: i work in one
Stranger: really??? thats coold
Stranger: what do u do?
You: yeah, well kinda
You: i fly the lifevac helicopter
You: picked up a van full of mexicans that flipped over on the highway today
Stranger: wooooowww... for serious?
You: yup
Stranger: wait i know that i am like gullable or something but are you for real?
You: yeah, dead serious
Stranger: how olda re you?
You: 27
You: you?
Stranger: 17
You: ahh
You: thats cool
Stranger: yea like really
You: enjoy that age, shit's fun when you're that young
Stranger: yea i totally like know what you mean
You: my advice is to blow up shit and party it up
Stranger: yea man i totally do that
You: sex and drugs is the key to success
You: for real
You: worked for me
You: i used to drop acid and go to gym class... now I fly a helicopter
Stranger: wow... man
Stranger: thats like an insperation
You: i do what i can
You: my work is done here
You have disconnected.
I think I just talked to Coaster's little brother or something.
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Envix
x+x+x+x+x+
Registered: 11/04/08
Posts: 14,806
Last seen: 2 days, 3 hours
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This kid wanted me to help him kill someone. haha!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: you're the only person i can talk to
You: tomfoolery
Stranger: im srsly
You: yah srsly. what's on your mind
Stranger: can you help me kill someone without being caught?
Stranger: theres got to be ways to do it
You: I suppose.
You: have you tried poison
Stranger: how would i go about poisoning without being seen?
You: you don't need to be doing the poisoning. they do it themselves, silly
Stranger: i think i can get into his house but his parents are almost always home when he is
You: dose his parents with LSD. that should render them useless for a while
Stranger: where do i get that?
You: make it
Stranger: how?
You: go to college. major in chemistry
Stranger: that'll take too long
Stranger: i want something i can do this weekend
You: well then.
You: is it really worth it? if you can't sacrifice a measley 4 years to get the job done?
Stranger: its worth it but what if i can't find him in 4 years? and i want him dead now
You: you can always find anyone. this is the internet age
Stranger: still, he needs to die now
Stranger: what can i use other than lsd?
You: no. the lsd isn't for to kill him. it's to preoccupy his parents
Stranger: stil...
You: do it when he's not around his parents then, you raggamuffin
Stranger: but HOW
You: what about snakes?
Stranger: omg...
Stranger: ur not taking me srs
You: buy some dangerous snakes, then let them loose in his abode
Stranger: the pet store will know who bought them
Stranger: and ill get caught
You: it's hard to take someone seriously when they spell is "srsly"
You: you can't buy lethal snakes at a pet store, dumbass
Stranger: you didnt say lethal yo usaid dangerous
Stranger: any boa is dangerous
You: you said you want to KILL KILL KILL
Stranger: boas can kill
You: lethal=prone to killing
You: you're not very smart, are you?
Stranger: i dont think u know what prone means
Stranger: prone means ur lying down
You: ---====---___you must go to black market to get poison snakes___---====---
Stranger: learned it in modern warfare 2
You: prone is an english word
You: as in, it has more than 1 meaning
Stranger: how do i get to the black market?
You: go to desolate cities
Stranger: i dont know of any
You: you're don't seem to want to try very hard to plan out the PERFECT M<URDER
Stranger: it doesnt have to be perfect, i just dont wanna get caught
Stranger: and i need to be able to do it this weekend
You: what happends after this weekend?
Stranger: doesnt matter
You: if you don't want to get caught, you can't be the one doing the murder, get it?
You: hire an assassin, get a deadly animal, poison. those are your only options
Stranger: i guess that means poison is my only option
Stranger: what kind of poison should i use?
You: it needs to be a natural poison. one that he could have found on his own
Stranger: on his own what?
You: such as poisonous mushrooms ;}
Stranger: how do i know if a mushroom is poisonous
Stranger: and how do i get him to eat it
You: do some mycology research
Stranger: dont make up words
You: and tell him it'll give him super powers!
You: what words am I making up?
You: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Mycology
Stranger: thats probably a porn site
Stranger: ur not takin me srs
You: what's so bad about a porn site? are you heomo?
Stranger: no, i meant something like a guy stretching his butt really far
You: and "im nt taken u srs kuz u nt tipyn srs"
Stranger: someone posted a link of that here once and i dont click links anymore
Stranger: i need a srsly way to kill this dick!!
You: chop off his dick. then he'll kill himself!
Stranger: but ill be caught
Stranger: im srsly, help!!
You: I gave you all of my ideas.
You: better luck next time ;}
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RandomHero
�.ǝןqısuodsǝɹɹı
Registered: 09/10/05
Posts: 5,994
Loc: shroomery.org
Last seen: 5 months, 30 days
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Re: omegle [Re: Envix]
#11564572 - 12/01/09 07:48 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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that's fucked up.
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Gumby
Fishnologist
Registered: 06/13/01
Posts: 25,804
Loc: BRICK CITY, NIGGA!
Last seen: 2 hours, 54 minutes
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I just talked to someone and had a legit conversation. Found out that he heard of the site from 4chan and was there to fuck with people just like we are. Apparently 4chan is on that shit like white on rice.
Sucks yo. 
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blewmeanie
Sativa Cyborg
Registered: 10/01/06
Posts: 28,512
Loc: Jacksonville FL
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Re: omegle [Re: Gumby]
#11564756 - 12/01/09 08:10 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Gumby said:
i used to drop acid and go to gym class... now I fly a helicopter
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Envix
x+x+x+x+x+
Registered: 11/04/08
Posts: 14,806
Last seen: 2 days, 3 hours
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this site screams 4chan. but it was fun. I liked playing along.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: welcom to wallmart get your shit and get out
You: I'm typing with my penis
You: are you impressed?
Stranger: to be honest i am
Stranger: dont get it stuck between the keys
You: that's stupid
Stranger: lol
You: you're stupid
Stranger: no u stupid
You: there's a warning label on the keyboard
You: "do not operate with penis"
Stranger: well ya that is true
Stranger: gota b carfull
You: but to be honest, I think they just put that there to keep your dick in your pants
Stranger: lol
You: it's a conspiracy!
Stranger: must b
Stranger: and were the only ones who know of it
Stranger: WE MUST WARN THE OTHERS!!!
You: what others? are you one of them???
Stranger: no
Stranger: im part of the resistance man
You: there aren't that many of us
You: most people don't even know about it
Stranger: the less people know the better
Stranger: just remember to keep your tinfoil hat on
You: oh no. they're here. THEY'RE HERE!!!!
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hidenseek
loafter
Registered: 06/10/09
Posts: 4,586
Loc: Etoba-mi-coke
Last seen: 4 months, 26 days
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Re: omegle [Re: Envix]
#11565333 - 12/01/09 09:13 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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You: YO YO YO
Stranger: i never talked to a black person (iam not white) (no joke)
you are black?
yes(chat) no(disconnect)
You: yippi yo
Stranger: yus?Ç
You: you spanish?
Stranger: si
You: cervesa porfavor?
Stranger: e...? (wtf!!)
You: beer please
You: ola
Stranger: y esa pregunta...
Stranger: d dnd la sacaste
You: mf?
You: m/f?****
Stranger: hmm no soy gay heterosexual bisexual o lesbiana , ninguno d esos
You: el diablo?
You: all we got is ketchup
You: sorry
Stranger: lol spanglish?
You: no hot sauce
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DeliciousVinyl
A LOVE SUPREME
Registered: 07/07/09
Posts: 1,951
Last seen: 1 month, 14 days
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey how's it going?
You: pretty good. hows about yourself
Stranger: pretty good
Stranger: i have this crazy idea
Stranger: and i'm kind of using omegle to survey
Stranger: what would you think of having an online community
Stranger: where people journal their sexual fantasies publically over the internet?
Stranger: i mean, it's a serious question
Stranger: users would have a "journal"
Stranger: and journals would be made public
Stranger: or restricted to friends
Stranger: so on and so forth
Stranger: and you'd write in your sexual fantasies
Stranger: what do you think?
You: so i could write about dry smashing your shitbox?
Stranger: if you really wanted to
Stranger: but i mean
Stranger: trolling an already adult forum would be pretty lame
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haha, i felt kind of bad for this one. he tried so hard. 
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dispizeme
Registered: 01/31/09
Posts: 428
Last seen: 1 month, 14 days
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Re: omegle [Re: Gumby]
#11567968 - 12/02/09 05:50 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Gumby said:
I just talked to someone and had a legit conversation. Found out that he heard of the site from 4chan and was there to fuck with people just like we are. Apparently 4chan is on that shit like white on rice.
Sucks yo.
Yeah, 4chan has been doing omegle raids for quite some time. Used to be a lot of fun when it first started. People were actually prone to being trolled at that point. Now it's mostly just trolls trolling each other. Which is still a good time.
Edit: and by prone, I do not mean lying down.
Edited by dispizeme (12/02/09 05:50 AM)
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Az0th
quantum transfiguration
Registered: 02/13/00
Posts: 53,411
Loc: The Void
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Quote:
DuNeRaVeR said:
You: there are no girls on the internet silly
Stranger: yes there is
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST FOLKS!
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dispizeme
Registered: 01/31/09
Posts: 428
Last seen: 1 month, 14 days
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Re: omegle [Re: Az0th]
#11568107 - 12/02/09 07:25 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Shroomism said:
Quote:
DuNeRaVeR said:
You: there are no girls on the internet silly
Stranger: yes there is
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST FOLKS!
Mind = Blown
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