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 FeedingMyDreams
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 Remember that scene in Fargo with the Wood Chipper? 
#11514126 - 11/23/09 09:49 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Well, it happened in real life by accident a few miles away.
http://www.dailypress.com/news/dp-local_pokodeath_1124nov24,0,1521200.story
Poquoson boy killed in woodchipper was working for guardian's companyQuote:
POQUOSON - A 14-year-old Poquoson boy killed Sunday afternoon in an accident involving a commercial wood chipper was clearing storm debris while working for a man who, with his wife, had taken the high school freshman into their home after the death of his parents.
About noon today, Poquoson Police Chief Cliff Bowen identified the boy as Frank Anthony Gornick, of Smith Street, in Poquoson. Gornick died "instantly" during the incident on Wagner Road, which occurred about 3:15 p.m. Sunday, Bowen said.
Bowen said he was unsure how long Gornick had lived in Poquoson but he confirmed that both of the boy's parents have died. At time of the incident, Gornick was living with the family of Old Dominion Tree and Lawn Care owner Robert "Bobby" Strickland.
When the accident occurred, Gornick was on an Old Dominion job, along with two other workers, ages 23 and 38, removing debris and cutting limbs, Bowen said.
A message left for Strickland was not immediately returned Monday.
On Sunday, Gornick had been gathering debris in piles and feeding them into a wood chipper attached to a truck. Gornick is believed to have used a shovel to push debris into the chipper when he was "pulled in completely," Bowen said....
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 Re: Remember that scene in Fargo with the Wood Chipper? [Re: FeedingMyDreams]
#11514135 - 11/23/09 09:50 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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oh god that's fuckin brutal
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claraclairvoyant
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Re: Remember that scene in Fargo with the Wood Chipper? [Re: FeedingMyDreams]
#11514141 - 11/23/09 09:50 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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that's pretty awful. fargo is awesome, though.
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Re: Remember that scene in Fargo with the Wood Chipper? [Re: FeedingMyDreams]
#11514186 - 11/23/09 09:55 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Remember that scene in Fargo with the Wood Chipper? [Re: claraclairvoyant]
#11514206 - 11/23/09 09:57 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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That's horrible.
Now hes with his parents at least.
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SmittysPawnShop
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Re: Remember that scene in Fargo with the Wood Chipper? [Re: Lazy Smurf]
#11514255 - 11/23/09 10:02 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Died "Instantly". I dont think so.
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Re: Remember that scene in Fargo with the Wood Chipper? [Re: SmittysPawnShop]
#11514455 - 11/23/09 10:29 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Remember that scene in Fargo with the Wood Chipper? [Re: Nuggetpouch]
#11514490 - 11/23/09 10:35 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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DAWMN!
At lease he's with his parents now...
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Re: Remember that scene in Fargo with the Wood Chipper? [Re: Sterben]
#11514576 - 11/23/09 10:49 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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That's absolutely horrifying. Fargo is such a good movie though.
I would take a bullet for Steve Buscemi.
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Re: Remember that scene in Fargo with the Wood Chipper? [Re: mufasa]
#11514604 - 11/23/09 10:53 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Well, on the bright side the house got a free red paint job.
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Re: Remember that scene in Fargo with the Wood Chipper? [Re: FeedingMyDreams]
#11514663 - 11/23/09 11:00 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Gornick died "instantly" during the incident on Wagner Road, which occurred about 3:15 p.m. Sunday, Bowen said.
lol why they gotta put it like that, "instantly?"
like, he died sarcastically?
news reporting is fucked.
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FeedingMyDreams
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Re: Remember that scene in Fargo with the Wood Chipper? [Re: dopestone]
#11514785 - 11/23/09 11:17 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
dopestone said:
Quote:
Gornick died "instantly" during the incident on Wagner Road, which occurred about 3:15 p.m. Sunday, Bowen said.
lol why they gotta put it like that, "instantly?"
like, he died sarcastically?
news reporting is fucked.
Just to make people feel better than it wasn't a prolonged struggle.
Think about it, head first through a wood chipper. That sounds pretty instant.
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 Prisoner#1
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Re: Remember that scene in Fargo with the Wood Chipper? [Re: FeedingMyDreams]
#11515135 - 11/23/09 11:59 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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head first? he was shoving stuff into a chipper, the first thing to get
caught is the hand, then the arm, shoulder then the neck and head
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there are 923 words in the english language that do not follow the "I before E"
rule, there are 44 words in the english language that follow the rule. this is
the shit our education funding is paying for and these liberals want more money
for education to keep making students stupid
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Re: Remember that scene in Fargo with the Wood Chipper? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#11515155 - 11/24/09 12:02 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Prisoner#1 said:
head first? he was shoving stuff into a chipper, the first thing to get
caught is the hand, then the arm, shoulder then the neck and head
yeah i'm sure by "instantly" they meant "fairly soon after he saw his own spinal chord"
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FeedingMyDreams
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Re: Remember that scene in Fargo with the Wood Chipper? [Re: dopestone]
#11516601 - 11/24/09 05:09 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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As it turns out the kid also had a twin sister.
That's gotta be rough.
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