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Anonymous #1
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 I hate my fucking job 
#11025532 - 09/09/09 04:04 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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My job is so ****ing unbelievable.  I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the ****ing stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big ****ing dog to work. Every ****ing day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single ****ing day.
Anyway, I drive these ****tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
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Anonymous #2
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Scooby doobie doo! 
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Anonymous #3
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I wish I had a job in porn, id love it 
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Anonymous #4
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this was an excellent pointless post jacked from another board. 
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Anonymous #5
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I dunno about 'excellent' so much as just simply some jackass trying way too damned hard to make a funnie...and failing miserably in the process
not so much with content mind you (cause this joke certainly is quite comical when properly portrayed) but it's the deliverance that's an ULTIMATE FAIL
this isa classic case of someone that needs to go back to Comedy Composition 101 
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Anonymous #6
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how many fuckin retards are going to repost this? 10? 100? 1000?
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Anonymous #4
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Anonymous #7
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Quote:
Anonymous #4 said:
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Anonymous #8
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OK, so you ripped this off. 
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Anonymous #9
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They say you are gay.
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Anonymous #10
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Quote:
Anonymous #5 said:
I dunno about 'excellent' so much as just simply some jackass trying way too damned hard to make a funnie...and failing miserably in the process
not so much with content mind you (cause this joke certainly is quite comical when properly portrayed) but it's the deliverance that's an ULTIMATE FAIL
this isa classic case of someone that needs to go back to Comedy Composition 101
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Anonymous #9
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deliverance is a movie. do you mean delivery?
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Anonymous #11
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I would cut off my left nut to trade jobs with you if those are your biggest job problems. 
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Anonymous #10
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Quote:
Anonymous #11 said:
I would cut off my left nut to trade jobs with you if those are your biggest job problems.
Do you get it dude?
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Anonymous #12
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LMAO ROFL. This shit was fucking hilarious. I was really interested in what this nigga's job was.
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