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Peru police seize cocaine sewn inside live turkeys
    #10933238 - 08/25/09 12:09 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Peru police seize cocaine sewn inside live turkeys
Aug 25 2009 - Associated Press

LIMA, Peru — Peruvian police expecting to find a shipment of cocaine hidden in a crate holding two live turkeys were surprised to discover the drug surgically implanted inside the birds.

Acting on a tip, officers stopped a Turismo Ejecutivo SRL bus outside the city of Tarapoto in the central jungle state of San Martin, officials said Monday.

Police were puzzled when they found the turkeys in the crate, but didn't find the cocaine, Tarapoto's anti-drug police chief, Otero Gonzalez, told the Associated Press. They then noticed that the two turkeys were bloated.

"Lifting up the feathers of the bird, in the chest area, police detected a handmade seam," he said.

A veterinarian extracted 11 oval-shaped plastic capsules containing 1.9 kilograms (4.2 pounds) of cocaine from one turkey and 17 capsules with 2.9 kilograms (6.4 pounds) from the other, he said.

Both turkeys survived the removal.

Police were searching for whoever sent the shipment from Juanjui to Tarapoto, which is on a smuggling route from Peru's east Andean coca-producing valleys to northern coastal cities, where it is sold to Mexican and Colombian traffickers.

Gangs often use human couriers who swallow cocaine to sneak it across borders but it is unusual to use animals. In 2005, Colombian police found a total of 3 kilograms (6.6 pounds) of heroin sewn into the bellies of six puppies during a raid on a veterinarian clinic.


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Re: Peru police seize cocaine sewn inside live turkeys [Re: Green_T]
    #10934281 - 08/25/09 03:08 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

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Both turkeys survived the removal.



ya right


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Re: Peru police seize cocaine sewn inside live turkeys [Re: Coaster]
    #10934371 - 08/25/09 03:23 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

I've never heard of anything like this in my life.


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Re: Peru police seize cocaine sewn inside live turkeys [Re: Vullgar]
    #10934399 - 08/25/09 03:26 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

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I've never heard of anything like this in my life.



get out more newb


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Re: Peru police seize cocaine sewn inside live turkeys [Re: Coaster]
    #10934491 - 08/25/09 03:42 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

I read a story like this about a dog they found at like a ship yard or something. It had two condoms full of coke surgically implanted. it was some crazy amount too, like half the dogs body weight.(small dog of course)


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Re: Peru police seize cocaine sewn inside live turkeys [Re: Green_T]
    #10934507 - 08/25/09 03:46 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Noooooooooo!!!!  They've ruined the only means of research to find the cure for tiredness associated with Thanksgiving dinner!

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Re: Peru police seize cocaine sewn inside live turkeys [Re: Iamnoone]
    #10934890 - 08/25/09 04:37 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

I could really go for some peruvian flake right now!


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Re: Peru police seize cocaine sewn inside live turkeys [Re: Iamnoone]
    #10935090 - 08/25/09 05:01 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

ha, ya gotta admit that is pretty crafty.


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Re: Peru police seize cocaine sewn inside live turkeys [Re: illusionn]
    #10935874 - 08/25/09 07:16 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

dam they should just get a grip of pigens to take half a o each


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Re: Peru police seize cocaine sewn inside live turkeys [Re: HaRo On KoRn]
    #10937319 - 08/25/09 10:31 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Turkey and stuffing.


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Re: Peru police seize cocaine sewn inside live turkeys [Re: HaRo On KoRn]
    #10938683 - 08/26/09 01:53 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

that would be pretty crazy if someone trained birds to deliver drugs all over the world.


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Re: Peru police seize cocaine sewn inside live turkeys [Re: Groomies]
    #10938949 - 08/26/09 02:39 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

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that would be pretty crazy if someone trained birds to deliver drugs all over the world.




Get on it. Then put me on the list.


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Re: Peru police seize cocaine sewn inside live turkeys [Re: Coaster]
    #10939968 - 08/26/09 08:38 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

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Both turkeys survived the removal.



ya right





Haha that's actually exactly what I was thinking.  They certainly can't talk about how they immediately killed the animals to retrieve the drugs so it's expected that they'd say something like this but I just don't see THE POLICE of all people going through the trouble of having drugs surgically removed from turkeys.

I mean, why?  To preserve life?  Pffft.


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Re: Peru police seize cocaine sewn inside live turkeys [Re: Humility]
    #10940083 - 08/26/09 09:35 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Maybe they still needed the turkeys for questioning.


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Re: Peru police seize cocaine sewn inside live turkeys [Re: German Kahuna]
    #10944827 - 08/26/09 11:44 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

i also call bullshit on the turkeys surviving

they never really seem to care about who dies, as long as they get the drugs that they supposedly were tipped off about.

anyone remember DEA/SWAT raids on people's homes? anyone?


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Re: Peru police seize cocaine sewn inside live turkeys [Re: Moronicus]
    #10944952 - 08/27/09 12:08 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

lol living in a getho trailer park ive seen a couple and no one died
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i also call bullshit on the turkeys surviving

they never really seem to care about who dies, as long as they get the drugs that they supposedly were tipped off about.

anyone remember DEA/SWAT raids on people's homes? anyone?




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Re: Peru police seize cocaine sewn inside live turkeys [Re: HaRo On KoRn]
    #10945002 - 08/27/09 12:17 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

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HaRo On KoRn said:
lol living in a getho trailer park ive seen a couple and no one died
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i also call bullshit on the turkeys surviving

they never really seem to care about who dies, as long as they get the drugs that they supposedly were tipped off about.

anyone remember DEA/SWAT raids on people's homes? anyone?






guess you haven't been on the forums enough.

there's stories of people who apparently had 'drugs' in their home or were suspected, so then the pigs would kick their door down, shoot their dog(even if it wasnt a threat), and 'accidentally' make people into swiss cheese

then they would discover it was the wrong house


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Re: Peru police seize cocaine sewn inside live turkeys [Re: Moronicus]
    #10945016 - 08/27/09 12:20 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

^ see the "drug war victims" link in my sig


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Re: Peru police seize cocaine sewn inside live turkeys [Re: Moronicus]
    #10945363 - 08/27/09 01:24 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

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Moronicus said:
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HaRo On KoRn said:
lol living in a getho trailer park ive seen a couple and no one died
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Moronicus said:
i also call bullshit on the turkeys surviving

they never really seem to care about who dies, as long as they get the drugs that they supposedly were tipped off about.

anyone remember DEA/SWAT raids on people's homes? anyone?






guess you haven't been on the forums enough.

there's stories of people who apparently had 'drugs' in their home or were suspected, so then the pigs would kick their door down, shoot their dog(even if it wasnt a threat), and 'accidentally' make people into swiss cheese

then they would discover it was the wrong house



dude that sounds moronicus


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