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 Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: DeathCompany]
#10733884 - 07/24/09 03:05 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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ive had such terrible sex that it made a girl cry...if i ever become a comedian that would be a great line...maybe re-phrased but it honestly is fucking hilarious if you think about it
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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: JackofSpades]
#10733892 - 07/24/09 03:05 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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quite so.
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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: JackofSpades]
#10733893 - 07/24/09 03:06 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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post her pic
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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: dr_gonz]
#10733905 - 07/24/09 03:08 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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cant believe that hasn't been asked yet.
Next question, have you tried dry smashing her shitbox?
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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: JackofSpades]
#10734011 - 07/24/09 03:29 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
JackofSpades said:
ive had such terrible sex that it made a girl cry...if i ever become a comedian that would be a great line...maybe re-phrased but it honestly is fucking hilarious if you think about it
my friend, that is a story worth having 
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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
#10734024 - 07/24/09 03:32 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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OP: Try some erectile dysfunction pills.
Seriously, I know you can get it up all the time normally. I can too. But I have no qualms about eating some Cialis before a huge first date, because I get fucking nervous too. And with that shit, it is a guaranteed fucking rock-hard boner. It's like an insurance policy on your mind fucking with your dick.
I get them free from a friend who's a drug rep, but I'm sure you can find them someplace
Hell, go take them from your Grandpa.
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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: JackofSpades]
#10734084 - 07/24/09 03:43 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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show her your O face
O! o! O!!
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claraclairvoyant
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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: JackofSpades]
#10734141 - 07/24/09 03:54 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
JackofSpades said:
ive had such terrible sex that it made a girl cry...if i ever become a comedian that would be a great line...maybe re-phrased but it honestly is fucking hilarious if you think about it
that is funny, but she was probably crying because she felt unattractive or something dumb like that as a result of you going softy.
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