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 JackofSpades
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#10732651 - 07/24/09 11:26 AM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Post deleted by JackofSpadesReason for deletion: fuck it
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learningtofly
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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: JackofSpades]
#10732667 - 07/24/09 11:28 AM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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yes dude, vicodin + sex = no go. chill out
a friend of mine recently tried having sex on vicodin and said it was the dumbest idea cuz he couldnt feel anything and it was horrible
you'll be fine
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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: JackofSpades]
#10732669 - 07/24/09 11:28 AM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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It takes a fucking porn star to get an erection on vicodin. Don't sweat it. Wait a week until it's all out of your system.
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JackofSpades
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yeah the thing is like. I popped 1 1/2 around 2 maybe 3?
Then we had sex at like 12:45...I had just taken a motrin right before that too
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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: JackofSpades]
#10732682 - 07/24/09 11:30 AM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Wait to gett off the bonerkillers...i mean painkillers.
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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: JackofSpades]
#10732693 - 07/24/09 11:31 AM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yeah, keep off the alcohol too, you'll probably overdose from the pressure and end up with whiskey dick anyway 
Get back on a regular diet and exercise regimen and get all that crap out of your system, then you'll be in good shape to fulfill your destiny of pounding the neighbors hot ass into oblivion 
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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: JackofSpades]
#10732694 - 07/24/09 11:32 AM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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It's the droogs, mang! Don't worry about it.
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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: Deltron3030]
#10732701 - 07/24/09 11:33 AM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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yeap i had the same exact shit happen to me on OC.. no biggie
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JackofSpades
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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: dwtk]
#10732725 - 07/24/09 11:37 AM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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the only problem is she leaves the 13 of august....
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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: JackofSpades]
#10732740 - 07/24/09 11:38 AM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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yohimbe is supposed to have the same effect as viagra.
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 AcidDropper420
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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: novumorganum]
#10732747 - 07/24/09 11:40 AM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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ya for sure,opiates KILL sex drive,just ween off them and eat hearty before you get your fuck on.
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PreparationH
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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: AcidDropper420]
#10732772 - 07/24/09 11:44 AM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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I had this same exact situation happen to me the first time I had sex with my current girl. My problem was I had gotten condoms from a friend, durex actuallly, and they were too tight I could feel my pulse in my dick. They were also so thick I couldnt feel shit, i lost that raging boner in less then 5 minutes. I thought their was something wrong with me untill I told my friend "D" about it and he laughed and said "Yea it's because "P" has a small wang you need to use trojan ultra thins" Been using them since with nooo problem 
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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: PreparationH]
#10732791 - 07/24/09 11:46 AM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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New Question:
How Long Should I Wait?
She Leaves on the 13th????
goddamnit this blows...
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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: JackofSpades]
#10732801 - 07/24/09 11:48 AM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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where is she going, maybe i missed this part in the op.
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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: PreparationH]
#10732807 - 07/24/09 11:49 AM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Opiates and sex is bitter sweet. When you can get it up, it's fuckin rock solid and you can go for a long time but at the drop of a dime you can go soft and that's that.
As long as your neighbor understands that, everything should be cool. She seems like a cool chick from how she acted when you couldn't perform to your standards. Just don't fuck up again, no pressure. I would rub one out before fucking her tho cuz if you go from losing it to a minuteman... no good. I'd beat it like an hour/hour and a half before.
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JackofSpades
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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: PreparationH]
#10732810 - 07/24/09 11:49 AM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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back to college.
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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: JackofSpades]
#10732865 - 07/24/09 12:01 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Let's see some pics of those big titties!
Yeah dude, everyone's right.
It has everything to do with the vic's and nothing to do with your diet or surgery.
I can usually keep a hard-on, but busting a nut is impossible.
How did you try to pull off faking an orgasm?
Did you have some luke-warm yogurt laying around to throw on her back?
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Platinum
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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
#10732892 - 07/24/09 12:08 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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I can orgasm w/o cumming. There's a soft spot kind of near your asshole, but a bit closer to your balls. In the grundle area, but closer to your poop chute. If you put pressure there it prevents ejaculation, and actually keeps you hard after you orgasm. It's pretty fuckin sweet. I usually do it when jerkin off so I don't hafta worry about the mess. You may get a couple drops of cum but it stops almost all of it.
As you get better at it, and you know the spot real well you can pretty much stop it all 100% if you time it right. You gotta put the pressure there before the cum starts to travel through the tubes. I don't know the science behind it, my guess would be you're putting pressure on one of the tubes that the cum travels through, preventing it from continuing to the urethra.
It's pretty fuckin sweet, and chicks dig it too.
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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: Platinum]
#10732897 - 07/24/09 12:09 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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At first I was a bit embarassed to do it, I thought it was somehow gay or something. But once you get it, you're just like "wow, that's fuckin awesome"
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Re: Holy Fucking Shit That Was Humiliating [Re: Platinum]
#10732951 - 07/24/09 12:19 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Dude, you're killing your fucking prostate with that slick trick.
You know you've a dickhole for a reason, Catdaddy, use it.
You're gonna fuck around and get yourself knocked up.
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