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OfflineCannabischarlie
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speaking of lap dances, i sure could use a good stripper right about now
    #10506785 - 06/14/09 10:34 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

I have not been to the strip club in so long, I like the treatment that i get, i dont know what it is but i always get treated well, i dunno if its just because im really cute, or if theres something intriguing about me, but im debating whether to just go and only bring a small budget.

i have budgeted for gardening, martial arts training and weed. hopefully i can put together a few monotubs and not spend too much.

having only unemployment sucks. as soon as I can get a few more payments in or better yet find a real job i can knock out this student loan and not have to worry about it anymore.

job hunting is a pain in the ass. i hate the fact that this economy has made finding anything ridiculously hard.


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  we could all use a little more sunshine.

:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo.
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Re: speaking of lap dances, i sure could use a good stripper right about now [Re: Cannabischarlie]
    #10506799 - 06/14/09 10:36 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

It's nice to know that my tax dollars are paying for your gardening, martial arts training, weed, and lap dances.


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Re: speaking of lap dances, i sure could use a good stripper right about now [Re: walzmanm]
    #10506877 - 06/14/09 10:51 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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walzmanm said:
It's nice to know that my tax dollars are paying for your gardening, martial arts training, weed, and lap dances.




:lol:


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Re: speaking of lap dances, i sure could use a good stripper right about now [Re: walzmanm]
    #10506931 - 06/14/09 11:02 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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It's nice to know that my tax dollars are paying for your gardening, martial arts training, weed, and lap dances.




You can come over to Australia... then you can pay for my weed, skydiving and glassblowing.

Government benefits rock :vaped: (I'm a uni student though, not unemployed)


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Re: speaking of lap dances, i sure could use a good stripper right about now [Re: Sigg6]
    #10506976 - 06/14/09 11:09 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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Sigg6 said:
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walzmanm said:
It's nice to know that my tax dollars are paying for your gardening, martial arts training, weed, and lap dances.




:lol:





That and Trillion Dollar bailouts that go mostly to multi-millionaire bankers and their criminal friends. Let the kid get high and have some boobies tossed on him.


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Re: speaking of lap dances, i sure could use a good stripper right about now [Re: Cannabischarlie]
    #10506992 - 06/14/09 11:12 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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Cannabischarlie said:
i dont know what it is but i always get treated well, i dunno if its just because im really cute, or if theres something intriguing about me, but im debating whether to just go and only bring a small budget.






It's a strip club, it's their job to treat you well.:facepalm:


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Re: speaking of lap dances, i sure could use a good stripper right about now [Re: blewmeanie]
    #10507163 - 06/14/09 11:37 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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blewmeanie said:
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Cannabischarlie said:
i dont know what it is but i always get treated well, i dunno if its just because im really cute, or if theres something intriguing about me, but im debating whether to just go and only bring a small budget.






It's a strip club, it's their job to treat you well.:facepalm:




well yes but i meant even more than that. i kinda thought a long that line until i sorta noticed fools who would just try to throw money around and trying to get ahead and i didnt have to do much of anything to get the royal treatment.

im talking like im thinking to myself "okay that was 5 songs" but she says its three.


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  we could all use a little more sunshine.

:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo.
-tiny_rabid_birds

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Re: speaking of lap dances, i sure could use a good stripper right about now [Re: Cannabischarlie]
    #10508315 - 06/15/09 03:01 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Well I'm guessing that she'd rather work near a guy who isn't an obnoxious drunk and who has at least heard of the existence of soap. So congratulations, you're more desirable than most people who frequent strip clubs. :shrug:


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Re: speaking of lap dances, i sure could use a good stripper right about now [Re: koppie]
    #10508320 - 06/15/09 03:04 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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koppie said:
Well I'm guessing that she'd rather work near a guy who isn't an obnoxious drunk and who has at least heard of the existence of soap. So congratulations, you're more desirable than most people who frequent strip clubs. :shrug:




im also very handsome


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  we could all use a little more sunshine.

:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo.
-tiny_rabid_birds

If you're actaully racist in real life though, you're literally a homosexual faggot.-StevenMichael


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Re: speaking of lap dances, i sure could use a good stripper right about now [Re: Cannabischarlie]
    #10508334 - 06/15/09 03:11 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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Cannabischarlie said:
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koppie said:
Well I'm guessing that she'd rather work near a guy who isn't an obnoxious drunk and who has at least heard of the existence of soap. So congratulations, you're more desirable than most people who frequent strip clubs. :shrug:




im also very handsome




Or at least, you think you are.


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Re: speaking of lap dances, i sure could use a good stripper right about now [Re: Cannabischarlie]
    #10508420 - 06/15/09 03:38 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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Cannabischarlie said:
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koppie said:
Well I'm guessing that she'd rather work near a guy who isn't an obnoxious drunk and who has at least heard of the existence of soap. So congratulations, you're more desirable than most people who frequent strip clubs. :shrug:




im also very handsome




Handsome enough to pay chicks to sit on your lap?


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Re: speaking of lap dances, i sure could use a good stripper right about now [Re: walzmanm]
    #10508641 - 06/15/09 04:44 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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walzmanm said:
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Cannabischarlie said:
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koppie said:
Well I'm guessing that she'd rather work near a guy who isn't an obnoxious drunk and who has at least heard of the existence of soap. So congratulations, you're more desirable than most people who frequent strip clubs. :shrug:




im also very handsome




Handsome enough to pay chicks to sit on your lap?



:werd:


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Re: speaking of lap dances, i sure could use a good stripper right about now [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
    #10508646 - 06/15/09 04:47 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: speaking of lap dances, i sure could use a good stripper right about now [Re: alternatereality]
    #10509544 - 06/15/09 10:40 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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alternatereality said:
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Cannabischarlie said:
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koppie said:
Well I'm guessing that she'd rather work near a guy who isn't an obnoxious drunk and who has at least heard of the existence of soap. So congratulations, you're more desirable than most people who frequent strip clubs. :shrug:




im also very handsome




Or at least, you think you are.



Are you trying to tell us that this isn't the sexiest damn beard you've ever seen?




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Re: speaking of lap dances, i sure could use a good stripper right about now [Re: blewmeanie]
    #10509687 - 06/15/09 11:11 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

I can't speak for cannabischarlie, but I'm a sexy mother fucker. That's for sure.


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Re: speaking of lap dances, i sure could use a good stripper right about now [Re: Cannabischarlie]
    #10509811 - 06/15/09 11:43 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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Cannabischarlie said:
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koppie said:
Well I'm guessing that she'd rather work near a guy who isn't an obnoxious drunk and who has at least heard of the existence of soap. So congratulations, you're more desirable than most people who frequent strip clubs. :shrug:




im also very handsome




:mrclean:


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