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 Madtowntripper
Sun-Beams out of Cucumbers
Registered: 03/06/03
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 BREAK FAST 
#10390431 - 05/24/09 09:50 AM (3 years, 3 days ago) |
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So there is a Dutch bar a few blocks down the street called the Hollander that I go to occasionally because a friend is the bar manager there.
He e-mailed me about some breakfast special they are having today. This is from a reviewer.
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The first time, I ordered this breakfast as a dare, but you know what? It's great. A tower of pancakes layered with four slices of smoked apple wood bacon, two fried eggs and white cheddar cheese sauce, then topped with whipped cream and served with maple syrup, it reminds me of Homer Simpson's "good morning burger." Somehow, magically even, all these ingredients work together. It's like a McGriddle on HGH, and for obvious reasons, the breakfast is served without any sides.
I usually order the syrup on the side, just in case -- like that somehow makes this dish more healthy or something. It doesn't. I don't want to guess how many calories are crammed into this meal, but it's certainly in the four digits, maybe even five. Needless to say, order the Napoleon Dynamite for breakfast, and you'll be stuffed until dinner -- or perhaps breakfast the following day.
Hmmm.
Do I want one. Need to decide soon.
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 jewunit
Right On!
Registered: 01/11/07
Posts: 26,877
Loc: Columbus, Ohio 
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What kind of fucking question is that?
Go eat the damn thing.
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Madtowntripper said:
It's common knowledge that Jewunit is an umemployed drain on society, supposedly attending some university that nobodies ever heard of.
He may in fact, be a literal bum, only able to make himself known to us here by occasionally stopping into dark internet cafes to make a few quick, frantic posts before the owners force him to leave because of the stench of rotting vegetables and desperation wafting forth from his pores.
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MOTH
Wild Woman
Registered: 06/06/03
Posts: 22,965
Loc: In the jungle
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It's not surprising at all that those ingredients all "work together." That's like fat, layered on fat, layered on fat, and topped with fat.
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gilesypopper
Psycho Jester
Registered: 03/30/07
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Nahhhhhh just get some shredded wheat. Lush and simple.
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jewunit
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Posts: 26,877
Loc: Columbus, Ohio
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Don't listen to the hippies!!
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Madtowntripper said:
It's common knowledge that Jewunit is an umemployed drain on society, supposedly attending some university that nobodies ever heard of.
He may in fact, be a literal bum, only able to make himself known to us here by occasionally stopping into dark internet cafes to make a few quick, frantic posts before the owners force him to leave because of the stench of rotting vegetables and desperation wafting forth from his pores.
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eris
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As long as it comes with a take home box... I'd get stuffed quick off of that.
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gilesypopper
Psycho Jester
Registered: 03/30/07
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Loc: Dimenson D
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Jesus no I ain't a hippy! I could eat that for lunch or dinner no problem, just not in the morning!
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RobMarley420
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Registered: 05/01/05
Posts: 11,509
Loc: Mushroom Mountain
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It sounds good without the white cheddar cheese sauce.
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gENERIX
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Registered: 10/18/05
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That really does sound awesome! 
If you do decide to order the breakfast, make sure to take a picture so we can see it. I would be interested to find out if it looks as good as it sounds!
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