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Offlinecircularvortex
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Green Poop
    #10375443 - 05/21/09 12:15 PM (4 years, 4 days ago)

What makes your poop green?  I just took a big green dook and I don't know why.


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Re: Green Poop [Re: circularvortex]
    #10375462 - 05/21/09 12:19 PM (4 years, 4 days ago)

:rofl2: not too worry, i dumped a green load after eating a pile too much sweetys. all the colourings done it for me :lol:


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Re: Green Poop [Re: ShroomerRoss]
    #10375599 - 05/21/09 12:59 PM (4 years, 4 days ago)

stomach biel


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Re: Green Poop [Re: circularvortex]
    #10375628 - 05/21/09 01:05 PM (4 years, 4 days ago)

often times it's because of iron, eat a shitload of spinach or a few iron pills and you'll see


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Re: Green Poop [Re: circularvortex]
    #10375656 - 05/21/09 01:12 PM (4 years, 4 days ago)

For some reason I always get a weird sense of satisfaction or accomplishment when I poop green or a different color.


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Re: Green Poop *DELETED* [Re: NastyDHL]
    #10375742 - 05/21/09 01:27 PM (4 years, 4 days ago)

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Re: Green Poop [Re: Breeden]
    #10375759 - 05/21/09 01:31 PM (4 years, 4 days ago)

reddish tint, blueish tint, yellowy, and the occasional purple pazazz


...I eat crayons


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Re: Green Poop [Re: NastyDHL]
    #10375809 - 05/21/09 01:39 PM (4 years, 4 days ago)

Those other colors show up when they overpower my good old friend Billy Reuben :frown:


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Re: Green Poop [Re: circularvortex]
    #10376149 - 05/21/09 02:50 PM (4 years, 4 days ago)

fruit loops and blue moon beer will do it for me. pepto will make it black.


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Re: Green Poop [Re: circularvortex]
    #10376158 - 05/21/09 02:53 PM (4 years, 4 days ago)

Green bagels and green beer.


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Re: Green Poop [Re: jewunit]
    #10376179 - 05/21/09 02:55 PM (4 years, 4 days ago)

one of my friends claims that eating shrimp always makes his poop green.


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Re: Green Poop [Re: skunkape]
    #10376301 - 05/21/09 03:20 PM (4 years, 4 days ago)



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Re: Green Poop [Re: circularvortex]
    #10376823 - 05/21/09 04:57 PM (4 years, 4 days ago)

Destroying a whole box of Boo Berry in one munchie-induced sitting will cause neon green poop. If the lights were out I would have swore I dropped a green glowstick in the toilet.


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Re: Green Poop [Re: DNKYD]
    #10376843 - 05/21/09 05:00 PM (4 years, 4 days ago)

Guacachips make my shit green. They're soo good and ile eat like a huge ass bag of um then my shit gets green. Worth it though.


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Re: Green Poop [Re: champloo1]
    #10376855 - 05/21/09 05:02 PM (4 years, 4 days ago)

Shit can be a number of colors, green, blue, and orangey-red are healthy; Black usually means blood is in it.


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Re: Green Poop [Re: FuzedBox]
    #10376972 - 05/21/09 05:22 PM (4 years, 4 days ago)

When i was a young boy at a scout camp i drank purple coolaid at the dining hall every night, and that turned my poo green after a day or two of drinking it.


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Re: Green Poop [Re: circularvortex]
    #10377070 - 05/21/09 05:37 PM (4 years, 4 days ago)

generic fruit loops make me do that


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Re: Green Poop [Re: circularvortex]
    #10377968 - 05/21/09 07:57 PM (4 years, 4 days ago)

Cap'n Crunch "Crunch Berries" cereal will turn your turds the color of army trucks.  Something to do with the dye they use to color those little blue/green/purple berry-thingies in the cereal.


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Re: Green Poop [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #10377988 - 05/21/09 08:00 PM (4 years, 4 days ago)

Certain prescription drugs make it white.

It's kind of scary.


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Re: Green Poop [Re: circularvortex]
    #10378044 - 05/21/09 08:09 PM (4 years, 4 days ago)

If I eat leafy greens, but well, that's to be expected.


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