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Anonymous #1
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 I need to shower everytime I poo 
#10327540 - 05/12/09 01:21 PM (3 years, 15 days ago) |
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It makes me feel dirty, anyone else?
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Anonymous #2
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Re: I need to shower everytime I poo [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10327550 - 05/12/09 01:23 PM (3 years, 15 days ago) |
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You need to improve your diet. shitting should be pretty clean, even with ass hair. Try more fiber and fruit.
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Anonymous #3
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Re: I need to shower everytime I poo [Re: Anonymous #2]
#10327589 - 05/12/09 01:28 PM (3 years, 15 days ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #2 said:
You need to improve your diet. shitting should be pretty clean, even with ass hair. Try more fiber and fruit.
um
what? lol
i eat heaps of fruit and my poos are nassssty
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Anonymous #1
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Re: I need to shower everytime I poo [Re: Anonymous #2]
#10327695 - 05/12/09 01:47 PM (3 years, 15 days ago) |
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Maybe you're just a dirty stinky hippie?
Your ass is still going to smell like dookie.
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Anonymous #4
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Re: I need to shower everytime I poo [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10327819 - 05/12/09 02:08 PM (3 years, 15 days ago) |
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clean poop
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Anonymous #5
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Re: I need to shower everytime I poo [Re: Anonymous #4]
#10328885 - 05/12/09 06:17 PM (3 years, 14 days ago) |
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Any ass is sorta nasty when you dump unless you get blessed with the occasional clean break. I don't think fiber makes poop easier to deal with, it just makes it easier to poop.
I often shower after taking a dump. I time my dumps before needing to shower and leave the house. Sometimes, if I already showered, I either shower again, or step in the shower and wash my ass, nuts, and feet one more time using the attachment and not wasting much water. You should also try some baby wipes if you are in a hurry.
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Anonymous #6
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Re: I need to shower everytime I poo [Re: Anonymous #4]
#10328970 - 05/12/09 06:37 PM (3 years, 14 days ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #4 said:
clean poop
Cant polish a terd.
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Anonymous #7
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Re: I need to shower everytime I poo [Re: Anonymous #6]
#10329100 - 05/12/09 07:00 PM (3 years, 14 days ago) |
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ya i shower everytime too
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Anonymous #8
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Re: I need to shower everytime I poo [Re: Anonymous #7]
#10329271 - 05/12/09 07:32 PM (3 years, 14 days ago) |
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i also really like to shower after shitting
its the triple sh - shit, shower, and then shave
sometimes i dont have the opportunity or time to shower afterwards, so i feel slightly dirty and wierd until i get to shower.
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Anonymous #9
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Re: I need to shower everytime I poo [Re: Anonymous #8]
#10329292 - 05/12/09 07:35 PM (3 years, 14 days ago) |
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i hate when i shower and then have to shit after and the toilet seat is all wet and not comfy feeling.
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Anonymous #10
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Re: I need to shower everytime I poo [Re: Anonymous #7]
#10329491 - 05/12/09 08:04 PM (3 years, 14 days ago) |
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wtf's wrong with u people? i don't feel dirty after i shit, in fact, i usually take mine in the middle of the day, my cycle's all out of whack. sometimes i find shit nuggets encrusted on my ass hair tho.
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Anonymous #11
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Re: I need to shower everytime I poo [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10330032 - 05/12/09 09:26 PM (3 years, 14 days ago) |
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Wipe your ass with baby wipes after you shit and have gotten most of it cleaned with toilet paper. Then finish up with a nice baby wipe and it will get 100% of the shit. Then another quick pass with toilet paper to dry your bunghole.
TP -> BW -> TP. 100% clean guaranteed. I use them every time!
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Anonymous #12
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Re: I need to shower everytime I poo [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10330120 - 05/12/09 09:51 PM (3 years, 14 days ago) |
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It's called obsessive-compulsive disorder.
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Anonymous #10
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or maybe it's for guys who've contracted the ghey and need to keep their bunghole clean for their boyfriend 
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Anonymous #2
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Re: I need to shower everytime I poo [Re: Anonymous #5]
#10331276 - 05/13/09 06:18 AM (3 years, 14 days ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #5 said:
I don't think fiber makes poop easier to deal with, it just makes it easier to poop.
No, it makes solid slippery turds that leave no residue.
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Anonymous #13
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Re: I need to shower everytime I poo [Re: Anonymous #9]
#10331288 - 05/13/09 06:28 AM (3 years, 14 days ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #9 said:
i hate when i shower and then have to shit after and the toilet seat is all wet and not comfy feeling.
YES!!! that shit sucks
no pun intended
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Anonymous #14
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Re: I need to shower everytime I poo [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10331336 - 05/13/09 07:00 AM (3 years, 14 days ago) |
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Toilet paper? any of you hippies heard of it?
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Anonymous #5
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Re: I need to shower everytime I poo [Re: Anonymous #2]
#10332073 - 05/13/09 11:20 AM (3 years, 14 days ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #2 said:
Quote:
Anonymous #5 said:
I don't think fiber makes poop easier to deal with, it just makes it easier to poop.
No, it makes solid slippery turds that leave no residue.
No it doesn't. It makes undigestible bulk. The surface and density of poop can be affected by how long you bake that biscuit, and how much water is lost. You can coat it with something like cashew oil to make it nice and greasy. But eating a head of lettuce doesn't have the same effect.
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Anonymous #2
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Re: I need to shower everytime I poo [Re: Anonymous #5]
#10332175 - 05/13/09 11:41 AM (3 years, 14 days ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #5 said:
unless you get blessed with the occasional clean break..
You obviously don't use fiber. I do.
I don't have 'the occasional clean break' because ALL my shits are smooth and slide right out. At least since I started eating way more fiber, which is what I based my statement on.
You are just guessing. 
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Anonymous #15
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Quote:
Anonymous #14 said:
Toilet paper? any of you hippies heard of it?
I use TP on my peepee.
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