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 FeedingMyDreams
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 Post Stupid Shit You Did As A Kid 
#10300830 - 05/07/09 06:57 AM (4 years, 14 days ago) |
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I got suspened for a day because of this. Right after Columbine, my friend and I were going to class but we were late. One of my teachers asks me why I'm late for class in the halls. I tell her, "I'm getting my shot gun."
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Groomies
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Quote:
FeedingMyDreams said:
"I'm getting my shot gun."
when i was 5 i was scared of the dark so at night I wouldn't go to the restroom that was down the hall. So what i did was pee in the corner of my room. My parents whoop my ass when they found out.
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Tds
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Re: Post Stupid Shit You Did As A Kid [Re: Groomies]
#10300886 - 05/07/09 07:16 AM (4 years, 14 days ago) |
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One of my most memorable fuckups was "operation waterbomb". I was probably about 10 and the kids next door were over my house playing with me. We (I) thought it would be a good idea to fill up a water bomb and throw it out the window at someone on the street. How could this possibly go wrong?
We filled one up and gave a good hard lob from the upstairs window at a woman who was walking past my house. I didn't get a direct hit (regrettably) but it landed pretty close.
She was pissed, knocked on the door and gave my mum an earfull.
We were promptly reprimanded, the next door neighbors sent home and me to my room.
It was worth it just for that story though. My mum later confessed that she wasn't mad at us and the woman probably deserved it because she was so damn rude.
Good times.
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Re: Post Stupid Shit You Did As A Kid [Re: Tds]
#10300961 - 05/07/09 07:49 AM (4 years, 14 days ago) |
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i was Rorschach for about 4 years.
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Re: Post Stupid Shit You Did As A Kid [Re: druqs]
#10300974 - 05/07/09 07:53 AM (4 years, 14 days ago) |
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Set a big ass field on fire with a smoke bomb
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Re: Post Stupid Shit You Did As A Kid [Re: magikgrl]
#10300995 - 05/07/09 08:00 AM (4 years, 14 days ago) |
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I did a lot of really dumb shit as a kid. I nearly burned down the local park with a few friends when I was in 4th grade, me and a few friends broke into a home that was for sale, we would take clothes off the rack in platoes closet and sell them back to the store, etc. Looking back at all the dumb shit I did I'm pretty ashamed I'm just glad I never got caught and don't have anything on my criminal record.
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Ego Death
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Re: Post Stupid Shit You Did As A Kid [Re: magikgrl]
#10301002 - 05/07/09 08:03 AM (4 years, 14 days ago) |
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We used to hide in a ditch and throw loads of apples at cars when they drove by. We called it appleing 
My friend did a poop on the front door of a shop and another guy pooped in a toilet on a building site that hadn't been plumbed in yet.
We used to goto the local bar and run down to the cellar and steal a bottle of wine.
One time we pinched a rowing boat and went pirating, we pulled up to bigger boats and played on them then looted them.
We were bad boyz 
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GoshAllMighty
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Re: Post Stupid Shit You Did As A Kid [Re: sjacobn]
#10301022 - 05/07/09 08:11 AM (4 years, 14 days ago) |
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My friend had his birthday party at a park near a big river, we were all just screwing around when we came across what appeared to be a homeless mans "home"(branches and wire in a circle) so we climbed inside and there was a blanket and his backpack inside. We ended up finding a bottle of ketchup and squirting it all over his belongings in the bag and then threw the bag in the river.
Sometimes I feel bad about it but then I figure the odds of him being a homeless person I would care for. Finding a cool sincere homeless person is rare.
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Re: Post Stupid Shit You Did As A Kid [Re: Ego Death]
#10301033 - 05/07/09 08:17 AM (4 years, 14 days ago) |
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threw a few house parties in the house that was for sale next to mine. we knew the people before they moved and ha a key to their house, and they never changed the locks. i stole it and got a copy made at home depot. it was pretty epic while it lasted, but eventually one of the neighbors saw us and told my mom. she busted in on us and i was pretty much confined to my house for the remaining month of my junior year. by that time, though, pretty much the whole neighbordhood had realized we were drinking, smoking (weed only), and tripping in there. it could have turned out so much worse if they would have called the cops and not my mother.
good times...bad times...lol
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Re: Post Stupid Shit You Did As A Kid [Re: GoshAllMighty]
#10301095 - 05/07/09 08:45 AM (4 years, 14 days ago) |
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Quote:
My friend had his birthday party at a park near a big river, we were all just screwing around when we came across what appeared to be a homeless mans "home"(branches and wire in a circle) so we climbed inside and there was a blanket and his backpack inside. We ended up finding a bottle of ketchup and squirting it all over his belongings in the bag and then threw the bag in the river.
Sometimes I feel bad about it but then I figure the odds of him being a homeless person I would care for. Finding a cool sincere homeless person is rare
That's harsh dude 
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openmind
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One time in 3rd grade i brought my sling shot/wrist rocket to school for show and tell. I really didn't think much of it, my dad got me my first one when i was in 1st grade. It probably wouldn't of have been all to big of a deal, but me and my friends decided it was a good idea to go seagull hunting in the morning before class started. After hitting a few birds a teacher finally walked by and took it away and reported us to the principal.....
Another time me and my friends stuffed our clothes with newspaper and carpeting scraps to make a dummy. Put em' in the road with a tipped over bike and mini ramp in the road to look like someone had crashed the bike. Someone finally stopped and thought it was real, called the ambulance and then asked for our parents. The guy was over reacting and being a complete dick about it, and this was one of the first nights i ever caught a buzz from drinking so i found the entire thing hilarious....He asked me if "this was my idea of some sorta joke"....Hmmm, uh yeah?....
Just two things that came to mind...I've done a lot of stupid shit over the years
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Re: Post Stupid Shit You Did As A Kid [Re: Chubba]
#10301111 - 05/07/09 08:53 AM (4 years, 14 days ago) |
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Chubba said:
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My friend had his birthday party at a park near a big river, we were all just screwing around when we came across what appeared to be a homeless mans "home"(branches and wire in a circle) so we climbed inside and there was a blanket and his backpack inside. We ended up finding a bottle of ketchup and squirting it all over his belongings in the bag and then threw the bag in the river.
Sometimes I feel bad about it but then I figure the odds of him being a homeless person I would care for. Finding a cool sincere homeless person is rare
That's harsh dude
I know  it one of those things that has never left me.
"Where did the only belongings I have left go?"
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Re: Post Stupid Shit You Did As A Kid [Re: openmind]
#10301113 - 05/07/09 08:53 AM (4 years, 14 days ago) |
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shot my neighbours tires out with mQuote:
GoshAllMighty said:
My friend had his birthday party at a park near a big river, we were all just screwing around when we came across what appeared to be a homeless mans "home"(branches and wire in a circle) so we climbed inside and there was a blanket and his backpack inside. We ended up finding a bottle of ketchup and squirting it all over his belongings in the bag and then threw the bag in the river.
Sometimes I feel bad about it but then I figure the odds of him being a homeless person I would care for. Finding a cool sincere homeless person is rare.
ahaha thats not harsh... its funny
in elemantary school while waiting for the bus in winter we made a 4'wall of snow and ice in the road, the bus had to take a detour and we where 10 min late... it was a victory for us kids
I've broken evey law in the book as a kid but had to stop the fun as soon as I turned 18... was fun while it lasted
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Anyone top this for a close call?
Short version:
Had a sleepover at my house with ~10 friends, back when I was maybe 11 years old. Tried to superglue one of my mates hands together while he was sleeping (bad in itself), but he then proceeded to wipe his face/eyes after I applied it.
Sooo lucky he didn't go blind, he had to go to hospital for surgery, his eyelids were basically superglued shut and he had superglue that had set ON his eyeballs.
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Re: Post Stupid Shit You Did As A Kid [Re: GoshAllMighty]
#10301117 - 05/07/09 08:54 AM (4 years, 14 days ago) |
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Quote:
GoshAllMighty said:
Quote:
Chubba said:
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My friend had his birthday party at a park near a big river, we were all just screwing around when we came across what appeared to be a homeless mans "home"(branches and wire in a circle) so we climbed inside and there was a blanket and his backpack inside. We ended up finding a bottle of ketchup and squirting it all over his belongings in the bag and then threw the bag in the river.
Sometimes I feel bad about it but then I figure the odds of him being a homeless person I would care for. Finding a cool sincere homeless person is rare
That's harsh dude
I know it one of those things that has never left me.
"Where did the only belongings I have left go?"
lol calm down pussies, that ketchup was probably stolen
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Re: Post Stupid Shit You Did As A Kid [Re: openmind]
#10301126 - 05/07/09 08:58 AM (4 years, 14 days ago) |
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I stole a car full of groceries, took the food, the car stereo (woohooo ALPINE) it was the 80's and put the car in the river off a cliff.. It was Awesome..
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GoshAllMighty
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Re: Post Stupid Shit You Did As A Kid [Re: Chubba]
#10301142 - 05/07/09 09:05 AM (4 years, 14 days ago) |
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Quote:
Chubba said:
Anyone top this for a close call?
Short version:
Had a sleepover at my house with ~10 friends, back when I was maybe 11 years old. Tried to superglue one of my mates hands together while he was sleeping (bad in itself), but he then proceeded to wipe his face/eyes after I applied it.
Sooo lucky he didn't go blind, he had to go to hospital for surgery, his eyelids were basically superglued shut and he had superglue that had set ON his eyeballs.
are you still friends?
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Chubba
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Re: Post Stupid Shit You Did As A Kid [Re: GoshAllMighty]
#10301152 - 05/07/09 09:09 AM (4 years, 14 days ago) |
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are you still friends?
Yep, we were best friends beforehand and even the day after we still were. He wasn't angry about the potential blinding, more the fact that his eyebrows turned into giant chunks of superglue and came off in one giant piece, therefor being laughed at by the entire grade (LOL, people with no eyebrows look funny) for several weeks while they grew back.
He never lets me forget it though, brings it up every single time we've been together for the past 10 years.
Close call though, would have been terrible to blind my best friend.
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Re: Post Stupid Shit You Did As A Kid [Re: GoshAllMighty]
#10301157 - 05/07/09 09:11 AM (4 years, 14 days ago) |
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I used to sneak out of my house and run around town with my friend and shoot out car windows with a bb gun. thinking back at it I can only imagine how much money I cost people. I feel bad now but you know
there are tons of things I used to do that I feel bad about like run around the woods blasting chipmunks and other small woodland creatures with a 10 gauge yes a fucking 10 gauge for chipmunks needless to say there wasnt any thing but blood and guts, you could barely tell it what they where.
yes I know im going to hell
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Have you actually seen what poledancers do?
Its not subjective, it IS erotic activity.
There are more practical ways to slide down a pole than with your legs spread and using your pussy as a brake. Ask the fire department.
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My grandma always said I"'d rather have a rock hard acorn being drilled into me by a man, than some soggy baguette being flicked into me by a fairy."[/quote]
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Re: Post Stupid Shit You Did As A Kid [Re: fee]
#10301193 - 05/07/09 09:25 AM (4 years, 14 days ago) |
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at the age of 3 I took the heater from my family's tropical fish tank and held it against the living room couch until it started a fire.
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Edited by Etherealfeeling (05/07/09 09:29 AM)
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