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 meatcakeman
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 Toke Tek 
#10288520 - 05/05/09 06:10 AM (4 years, 20 days ago) |
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Hello Shroomery, you vast array of fuckers.*
I present to you the Toke Tek, a guide on smoking cannabis.
Based on small experiments, I have the inclination to believe that my personal Toke Tek allows the smoker to utilize his Smoke Intake Maximum by recirculating the total amount of smoke per inhalation through strategic breathing temperaments.
Step-by-Step:
1. Inhale deeply.
2. Exhale deeply.
3. a) Apply smoking utensil to lips.
b) Inhale as deeply as possible, until your lungs cannot possibly inhale anymore; this may cause a bit of the less hardened smokers to cough intensely.
4. Exhale an estimated 50% of inhaled smoke.
5. Inhale deeply.
6. Exhale an estimated of 50% of inhaled smoke/air mixture.
7. Inhale deeply.
8. Repeat until no smoke is further observed through exhalation.
I could be wrong as hell as to if this method works or not, but I'm pretty fucking high right now and I only packed 2 bowls of pretendo shit in a sneat-a-toke piece.
 
  
 
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Synesthetic
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95% of the THC in smoke is absorbed within 5 seconds of contact with the lungs...
Vaporizers are much nicer 
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 sui
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dude thats way too complicated.
1)take hit and hold it
2) exhale into ballon
3) hit balloon
4) repeat
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meatcakeman
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 Re: Toke Tek [Re: sui]
#10288544 - 05/05/09 06:21 AM (4 years, 20 days ago) |
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Quote:
suimush said:
dude thats way too complicated.
1)take hit and hold it
2) exhale into ballon
3) hit balloon
4) repeat
Balloons are a bit whorish in my opinion. The constant circulation of dank air is kind of gross. I prefer the recirculation of fresh air.
But to each his own. I'm the type of guy that gets grossed out by burps so my opinion might be a bit biased.
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blewmeanie
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meatcakeman
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Quote:
Synesthetic said:
95% of the THC in smoke is absorbed within 5 seconds of contact with the lungs...
Vaporizers are much nicer
Researched it.
You are right.
I feel like I had betrayed myself for all these years by ruining my lungs unnecessarily. 
I could really go for a blowjob right now. 
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sui
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i dont know, i definatly get higher when i hold a hit for 10-15 seconds.
id like to know the parameters of the experiment, what % lung capacity the tests were at, etc.
ive read that before but, it doesnt fit with what happens. 
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meatcakeman
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Re: Toke Tek [Re: sui]
#10288578 - 05/05/09 06:43 AM (4 years, 20 days ago) |
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Placebo effect?
I feel like you're right though. I just smoked a third bowl without using my technique and I feel like I was less high than before. 
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blewmeanie
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Re: Toke Tek [Re: sui]
#10288581 - 05/05/09 06:44 AM (4 years, 20 days ago) |
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Quote:
suimush said:
i dont know, i definatly get higher when i hold a hit for 10-15 seconds.
id like to know the parameters of the experiment, what % lung capacity the tests were at, etc.
ive read that before but, it doesnt fit with what happens.
Try breathing in and holding your breath after exhaling the smoke/vapor. Maybe it's just Oxygen deprivation.
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sui
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naw, the other obvious answer would be oxy dep, but that wears off after a few minutes.
what do i know though. i just smoke the stuff 
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sui
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Quote:
blewmeanie said:
Quote:
suimush said:
i dont know, i definatly get higher when i hold a hit for 10-15 seconds.
id like to know the parameters of the experiment, what % lung capacity the tests were at, etc.
ive read that before but, it doesnt fit with what happens.
Try breathing in and holding your breath after exhaling the smoke/vapor. Maybe it's just Oxygen deprivation.
hahaha
i didnt get to it quick enough but i dont think its oxy dep, that only last for a few mnutes.
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Synesthetic
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It's because your heart beats faster and harder when you're holding your breath. Faster heartbeat means more THC to your brain faster.
It's still unnecessarily ruining your lungs, though. Might as well make a lightbulb vaporizer and hold that shit in until you almost pass out.
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sui
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dude thats way too complicated.
1)take hit and hold it
2) exhale into ballon
3) hit balloon
4) repeat
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sui
I love you.
Registered: 08/20/04
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Loc: Cali, Contra Costa Co.
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Quote:
Synesthetic said:
It's because your heart beats faster and harder when you're holding your breath. Faster heartbeat means more THC to your brain faster.
It's still unnecessarily ruining your lungs, though. Might as well make a lightbulb vaporizer and hold that shit in until you almost pass out.
exactly why i switched to hash. i can make 2g of hash last me 7-9 days and that costs about 45 bucks and staying stoned all day, if i was smoking weed it would take at least 7g of TOP shelf cannabis to last me a week, at least 100 bucks.
considering i take the amount of material im smokin down 5 grams, its not so much of an issue. but still, holding it for 10-15 seconds makes a BIG diff.
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Chubba
Vape hungry
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Don't hold in smoke! Ewwwww
Everyone should vaporize, it's the way of the future, I've been vapor exclusive for 4 weeks now (3 weeks with Vapor Genie, now my Silver Surfer for the past week) and I could NEVER go back to smoking.
1 month to reverse over 10 years of smoking habits.
Ohhh yeah!
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twighead
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Re: Toke Tek [Re: Chubba]
#10288986 - 05/05/09 10:12 AM (4 years, 20 days ago) |
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I smoke to ruin my lungs
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Rocker232
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I don't know why there's a need for this. Take the biggest hit you can take, breathe in through your nose and into your stomach. Hold it and release. I get high to the point where I don't want to be any higher off a few hits.
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twighead
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oh dear, not into the stomach!
that's a recipe for discomfort lad.
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