kid #1:hey dude wanna get some weed?

kid #2 : nah man the pigs will lock us up for years like they did to so and so

kid #2: yeah right man fuck that i aint doin time for a plant

kid #3:lets get some booze!

kid #4: fuck that man and be raging drunk pieces of shit like my parents are....no way man

kid #5:hey dudes my mommy has some cough syrup bottles and it's legal too

kid 12345:glugagglugglog woahhhhhhhohoho glugaglug hahahahaha////////puke

doctors treat kids and make money
drug companies sell their poison and make fucktons of money
pigs bust pot smokers and make fuckloads of money

everyones happy

prohibition of weed and shrooms sends kids down the aisles of drugstores