I got a bigger buzz from some Grizzly snuff than Khat. The shit is like a dip form of coffee. I like how Mr. Sheriff simply says "Its Bad." With no other explanation. How stupid are these people?

It seems US guidelines for making a substance illegal depends on the answer to these 2 questions:
1. Does it make the user feel good?
2. Is it patented by a pharmaceutical company yet?

If the answer to 1 is 'yes' and/or the answer to 2 is 'no' the substance becomes "bad", illegal, and apparently has the power to sprout wings and fly long distance right into the bodies of our children making them strung-out whores.