no! kids are mixing perfectly good tar heroin with... over the counter sleep aids?!?!

AND they named it after a dairy product?!?!

is this a satire article? seriously all of this is incredibly funny to me.

the main reason i think that is funny is that your offense would be exactly the same as if you were caught using weed.

that girl is going to be found out because of this article though. the FBI doesnt write articles about their informants do they?