''One beer is not going to kill you under almost any circumstances, but with sniffing, you never know," said Patrolman Timothy O'Leary, the Foxborough Police Department's juvenile officer.

Quite the name the patrolman has! Nonetheless, it's not exactly legal for teenagers to be drinking beer, though it would be much safer. Go figure!

''Parents go out of their minds that kids would go to those lengths to get high," he said. ''Dust-Off is the most extreme."

A can of drugs is sitting on your desk. It's cheap, easy, and a quick and enjoyable high. How is that going to extreme lengths?

''Everyone's talking about meth right now," he said, referring to the stimulant methamphetamine, ''but far more people are using inhalants."

Is that true? Does he have the numbers to support that assertion with?

''There's no odor, no residue. It's much harder to get caught,"

Clearly they've never tried huffing gasoline or a gas by-product!