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 LADIES! what rhythm is the best?
#8366809 - 05/05/08 09:53 PM (6 months, 27 days ago) |
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I know that the deep passion at times calls for the jackhammer - full in, full out.
But I have heard some girls talk about how much they liked what I call the morse code: three short, 1 long (or variations of such).
from my intense study of pr0n that involves a woman masturbating with everything from a turkey baster to a closed fist has solidified this conclusion.
I notice that even nearing the climax they dont just start ramming it at full speed and depth. they work it around a little bit, give shallow pumps and then a plunge, hit a few varying directions.
so lets hear your take on this.
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Re: LADIES! what rhythm is the best? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#8366825 - 05/05/08 09:57 PM (6 months, 27 days ago) |
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personally, i'm not fond of the jackhammer for long periods of time. variety is nice. you're gonna have to just pay attention to her signals, there's no magic formula. 
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Re: LADIES! what rhythm is the best? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#8366884 - 05/05/08 10:12 PM (6 months, 27 days ago) |
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Pornography is a very bad thing to use as a basis for sexually pleasing women. I assure you, women do not enjoy ass to mouth as much as they might seem to.
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 so true.
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Re: LADIES! what rhythm is the best? [Re: NiamhNyx]
#8366971 - 05/05/08 10:31 PM (6 months, 27 days ago) |
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wait..... you mean they DONT like that??? 
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Re: LADIES! what rhythm is the best? [Re: leftysurprise]
#8367033 - 05/05/08 10:44 PM (6 months, 27 days ago) |
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I certainly can't speak for anyone but myself, but in my books tongues and anuses are not a particularly appealing combo. 
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Re: LADIES! what rhythm is the best? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#8367073 - 05/05/08 10:55 PM (6 months, 27 days ago) |
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Now that I think about it, I don't know the answer to this question either. Do women (generally) prefer deep or shallow penetration? My lady screams (in pain, not good screams) if I hit her cervix, so I'm assuming shallow penetration is better? ...Although with deeper penetration my pubic bone rubs against her clit. Hmm...
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Re: LADIES! what rhythm is the best? [Re: NiamhNyx]
#8367115 - 05/05/08 11:05 PM (6 months, 27 days ago) |
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NiamhNyx said:
I certainly can't speak for anyone but myself, but in my books tongues and anuses are not a particularly appealing combo.
well my tongue loves my fiancees anus. 
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Re: LADIES! what rhythm is the best? [Re: leftysurprise]
#8367794 - 05/06/08 03:19 AM (6 months, 27 days ago) |
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if only i had an anus to lick.... 
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Re: LADIES! what rhythm is the best? [Re: mickdawg666]
#8367798 - 05/06/08 03:27 AM (6 months, 27 days ago) |
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only lick an anus if you are in the shower or it is an extremely extremely wonderfully attractive woman.
please.
take my advice.
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Re: LADIES! what rhythm is the best? [Re: imagine]
#8368345 - 05/06/08 10:42 AM (6 months, 26 days ago) |
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it has to be within 30 mins of getting out of the shower and before any #2 activity for me to go for it. 
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Re: LADIES! what rhythm is the best? [Re: leftysurprise]
#8369453 - 05/06/08 03:53 PM (6 months, 26 days ago) |
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yea i prefer the clean anus and vagina. sometimes life isnt that perfect though
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Re: LADIES! what rhythm is the best? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#8369759 - 05/06/08 05:09 PM (6 months, 26 days ago) |
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Yet another thread derailed by an anus-licking tangent
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Re: LADIES! what rhythm is the best? [Re: mickdawg666]
#8370319 - 05/06/08 07:23 PM (6 months, 26 days ago) |
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mickdawg666 said:
yea i prefer the clean anus and vagina. sometimes life isnt that perfect though
i dont mind a little funk on the tang. its a sweet funk 
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“I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.” ~Stephen Roberts
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Re: LADIES! what rhythm is the best? [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#8370326 - 05/06/08 07:24 PM (6 months, 26 days ago) |
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WhiskeyClone said:
Yet another thread derailed by an anus-licking tangent
theres rooom for you too whiskey
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Re: LADIES! what rhythm is the best? [Re: leftysurprise]
#8371612 - 05/07/08 12:39 AM (6 months, 26 days ago) |
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What exactly is appealing about licking an anus? I suppose I can see it being pleasant to have yours licked, but being the licker seems somewhat yucky to me.
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MushmanTheManic said:
I assure you, women do not enjoy ass to mouth as much as they might seem to.
Sounds like a Hallmark card
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Re: LADIES! what rhythm is the best? [Re: NiamhNyx]
#8371848 - 05/07/08 03:13 AM (6 months, 26 days ago) |
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NiamhNyx said:
What exactly is appealing about licking an anus? I suppose I can see it being pleasant to have yours licked, but being the licker seems somewhat yucky to me.
it's kind of hard to explain for me. the biggest turn on for when I see\am with a woman is her ass. and I guess because her anus is there...it's hot?
especially if it's clean. it's like a different kind of vagina. and because a lot of girls aren't into that it's more of a fantasy and is rare.
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Re: LADIES! what rhythm is the best? [Re: NiamhNyx]
#8371858 - 05/07/08 03:20 AM (6 months, 26 days ago) |
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NiamhNyx said:
What exactly is appealing about licking an anus? I suppose I can see it being pleasant to have yours licked, but being the licker seems somewhat yucky to me.
yeah, the whole thing is gross
I like a nice butt, but the anus shouldn't even exist, it's gross, and too close to the fun times part
I forget who said it, but someone said:
"Intelligent design makes no sense- why would an intelligent being put a toxic waste dump next to an amusement park?"
Whole anal sex, butt licking thing is pretty gross in my book 
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Re: LADIES! what rhythm is the best? [Re: NiamhNyx]
#8373023 - 05/07/08 01:00 PM (6 months, 25 days ago) |
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NiamhNyx said:
What exactly is appealing about licking an anus? I suppose I can see it being pleasant to have yours licked, but being the licker seems somewhat yucky to me.
if it pleases the please-ee , then it is more enjoyable and pleasing for the pleaser. being me
in short. if it gets her off, i like it. and i donno, i guess i have a thing for female anus
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