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Three words you'd never want a woman to say...
    #8848623 - 08/29/08 05:55 PM (9 hours, 2 minutes ago)

Let's Get Married


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InvisibleCameron
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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: mozartvicious]
    #8848627 - 08/29/08 05:56 PM (9 hours, 1 minute ago)

I'm a man :meatspace:


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: mozartvicious]
    #8848628 - 08/29/08 05:56 PM (9 hours, 1 minute ago)

the condom broke


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: Sage.Phish]
    #8848630 - 08/29/08 05:57 PM (9 hours, 1 minute ago)

"i am pregnant."


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: b0red5tiff]
    #8848634 - 08/29/08 05:57 PM (9 hours, 35 seconds ago)

haha thats cute.


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: b0red5tiff]
    #8848635 - 08/29/08 05:57 PM (9 hours, 32 seconds ago)

This is Sparta :nerd:


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Offlinemozartvicious
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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: Cameron]
    #8848645 - 08/29/08 05:59 PM (8 hours, 58 minutes ago)

"That's pretty small"


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: mozartvicious]
    #8848649 - 08/29/08 06:00 PM (8 hours, 57 minutes ago)

Acquired immune deficiency


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: Cameron]
    #8848654 - 08/29/08 06:01 PM (8 hours, 56 minutes ago)

Quote:

Cameron said:
This is Sparta :nerd:



I don't know I'd kinda like a chick to go Sparta on me myself. :smile:


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: mozartvicious]
    #8848658 - 08/29/08 06:02 PM (8 hours, 55 minutes ago)

I'm gonna puke.


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: mozartvicious]
    #8848666 - 08/29/08 06:03 PM (8 hours, 54 minutes ago)

"i got herpes".....def something you dont wanna hear..lol


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: NewbieShroomie]
    #8848668 - 08/29/08 06:04 PM (8 hours, 54 minutes ago)

"I shit myself"


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: mozartvicious]
    #8848675 - 08/29/08 06:05 PM (8 hours, 53 minutes ago)

"is that it?"


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: rugergirl79]
    #8848678 - 08/29/08 06:07 PM (8 hours, 51 minutes ago)

Quote:

rugergirl79 said:
"i got herpes".....def something you dont wanna hear..lol



Some chick told me she had HIV once but she was just being a horrible bitch.
waste of money going to the doctors too cuz I just got tested about a month before that and she was the first chick I banged after that test.


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OfflineCognitive_Shift
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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #8848681 - 08/29/08 06:08 PM (8 hours, 50 minutes ago)

Stop im tired...


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: mozartvicious]
    #8848683 - 08/29/08 06:08 PM (8 hours, 49 minutes ago)

turn around, bitch


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: King Koopa]
    #8848690 - 08/29/08 06:09 PM (8 hours, 48 minutes ago)

i just farted


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: mozartvicious]
    #8848694 - 08/29/08 06:09 PM (8 hours, 48 minutes ago)

I don't swallow


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: abore]
    #8848790 - 08/29/08 06:34 PM (8 hours, 24 minutes ago)

youre my 300ths


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The problem with kids these days is that they just don't respect drugs.
I am a Non Smoker!

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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: natehimself]
    #8848808 - 08/29/08 06:37 PM (8 hours, 20 minutes ago)

we should wait


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