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 blewmeanie
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 I OWN YOU BITCHES!
#8430434 - 05/21/08 08:38 PM (3 months, 13 days ago) |
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The fortune cookie doesnt lie 
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Where the wheel turns,
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xshadowmage666x
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 Re: I OWN YOU BITCHES! [Re: blewmeanie]
#8430439 - 05/21/08 08:39 PM (3 months, 13 days ago) |
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stfu..
nah just fucking around...shroomery is empty as fuck this fine night eh?
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blewmeanie
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Its just me flexing my astral muscles. I call all of you back to the pub.
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The sword is ever kept sharpened!
Where the wheel turns,
The void gnashes its teeth.
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zSDMF
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Re: I OWN YOU BITCHES! [Re: blewmeanie]
#8430478 - 05/21/08 08:47 PM (3 months, 13 days ago) |
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Quote:
blewmeanie said:
Its just me flexing my astral muscles. I call all of you back to the pub.
when i read this i went "wow how gay."
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xshadowmage666x
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Re: I OWN YOU BITCHES! [Re: zSDMF]
#8430482 - 05/21/08 08:47 PM (3 months, 13 days ago) |
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"It is the prayer of my innermost being to realize my supreme identity in the liberated play of consciousness, the Vast Expanse. Now is the moment, Here is the place of Liberation. " -alex grey
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blewmeanie
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Re: I OWN YOU BITCHES! [Re: zSDMF]
#8430492 - 05/21/08 08:49 PM (3 months, 13 days ago) |
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Quote:
zSDMF said:
Quote:
blewmeanie said:
Its just me flexing my astral muscles. I call all of you back to the pub.
when i read this i went "wow how gay."
Twas meant to be.
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Buddhas and Fathers cut to pieces--
The sword is ever kept sharpened!
Where the wheel turns,
The void gnashes its teeth.
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jajapee
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Re: I OWN YOU BITCHES! [Re: zSDMF]
#8430504 - 05/21/08 08:52 PM (3 months, 13 days ago) |
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I once found a fortune that said "Thanks for helping me out of the cookie". Not much of a fortune huh?
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blewmeanie
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Re: I OWN YOU BITCHES! [Re: jajapee]
#8430516 - 05/21/08 08:55 PM (3 months, 13 days ago) |
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Damn thats a shitty fortune cookie.
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Buddhas and Fathers cut to pieces--
The sword is ever kept sharpened!
Where the wheel turns,
The void gnashes its teeth.
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xshadowmage666x
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Re: I OWN YOU BITCHES! [Re: blewmeanie]
#8430520 - 05/21/08 08:56 PM (3 months, 13 days ago) |
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there are actually novelty cookies that give fortunes like this...
"eat shit and die"
"your a fat peice of shit" and the like
my grampa showed me a few...
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"It is the prayer of my innermost being to realize my supreme identity in the liberated play of consciousness, the Vast Expanse. Now is the moment, Here is the place of Liberation. " -alex grey
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blewmeanie
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Nice, I would have way to much fun with that if I worked at a chinese restaurant. We sold porn fortune cookies at the adult novelties I used to work at.
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Buddhas and Fathers cut to pieces--
The sword is ever kept sharpened!
Where the wheel turns,
The void gnashes its teeth.
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xshadowmage666x
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Re: I OWN YOU BITCHES! [Re: blewmeanie]
#8430541 - 05/21/08 09:02 PM (3 months, 13 days ago) |
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fuckin ay man thats cool as shit. was it just words or were there pics?
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"It is the prayer of my innermost being to realize my supreme identity in the liberated play of consciousness, the Vast Expanse. Now is the moment, Here is the place of Liberation. " -alex grey
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blewmeanie
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Just words, I always wanted to take some to a chinese buffet, and drop them in the fortune cookie bowl.
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Buddhas and Fathers cut to pieces--
The sword is ever kept sharpened!
Where the wheel turns,
The void gnashes its teeth.
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xshadowmage666x
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Re: I OWN YOU BITCHES! [Re: blewmeanie]
#8430577 - 05/21/08 09:17 PM (3 months, 13 days ago) |
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yeah that would be great. id be the mutha fucka who would bust it open expecting some bullshit fortune and litterally bust out laughing in the restaurant...
chinese food FTW
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"It is the prayer of my innermost being to realize my supreme identity in the liberated play of consciousness, the Vast Expanse. Now is the moment, Here is the place of Liberation. " -alex grey
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x2and2makes5
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best fortune cookie I ever got said
"Help! I'm being held hostage in a japanese bakery!"
(chinese? don't remember)
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I think it was a misprint ...it was suppose to say gayness in the middle and again at the end...
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jajapee
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How come you never see those Chinese workers in the buffets on the streets? Ive always wondered this.. are they indentured servants?
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blewmeanie
Jacoby Liberation Front
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Re: I OWN YOU BITCHES! [Re: jajapee]
#8431018 - 05/21/08 10:51 PM (3 months, 13 days ago) |
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Asians typically make up a very small percentage of the population. However I live in a college town, so the bus I ride home from work is usually about half full of asian college students.
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Buddhas and Fathers cut to pieces--
The sword is ever kept sharpened!
Where the wheel turns,
The void gnashes its teeth.
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 paradis
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Re: I OWN YOU BITCHES! [Re: blewmeanie]
#8431107 - 05/21/08 11:18 PM (3 months, 13 days ago) |
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Read the pub rules
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Wysefool
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Re: I OWN YOU BITCHES! [Re: blewmeanie]
#8431148 - 05/21/08 11:29 PM (3 months, 13 days ago) |
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Capture the dam(n)age 
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Gainer
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Re: I OWN YOU BITCHES! [Re: Wysefool]
#8431180 - 05/21/08 11:41 PM (3 months, 13 days ago) |
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Shouldn't that pie chart be flipped so the big slice of pie is on the right and then legend could list the race in order largest to smallest as they clockwise around the pie instead of counterclockwise. Sorry I'm bored maybe someone on the other side of the world drew that you know the side where toilets flush counterclockwise instead of clockwise. I think my toilet flushes clockwise. What if I'm backwards and didn't know it?
Edit: I meant largest to smallest. fixed.
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Edited by Gainer (05/22/08 12:50 AM)
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