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Hilarious 911 Call
    #8422315 - 05/19/08 10:31 PM (3 months, 16 days ago)

This is from a Fox News station, too, so you know they wouldn't make this shit up... I don't know if anyone could write something this funny...



This one is the whole call (like 5 min.). It's funny, also.

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Re: Hilarious 911 Call [Re: EntheogenicPeace]
    #8422321 - 05/19/08 10:32 PM (3 months, 16 days ago)



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Re: Hilarious 911 Call [Re: EntheogenicPeace]
    #8422325 - 05/19/08 10:33 PM (3 months, 16 days ago)

Yeah ok, where the fuck have you been for the past 10 months?


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Re: Hilarious 911 Call [Re: WakeboardrB]
    #8422351 - 05/19/08 10:39 PM (3 months, 16 days ago)

Huh? I don't normally post in the pub. Just thought that shit was funny so I did.


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Re: Hilarious 911 Call [Re: EntheogenicPeace]
    #8422402 - 05/19/08 10:53 PM (3 months, 16 days ago)

It doesn't matter if you've been in the pub or not. This shit was all over every news agency and every corner of the internet when it happened.


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Re: Hilarious 911 Call [Re: EntheogenicPeace]
    #8422405 - 05/19/08 10:53 PM (3 months, 16 days ago)

OLD, been posted many many times


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Re: Hilarious 911 Call [Re: DeathCompany]
    #8422410 - 05/19/08 10:54 PM (3 months, 16 days ago)

This is older than the oldest thing ever.


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Re: Hilarious 911 Call [Re: EntheogenicPeace]
    #8422413 - 05/19/08 10:54 PM (3 months, 16 days ago)

Quote:

EntheogenicPeace said:
This is from a Fox News station, too, so you know they wouldn't make this shit up...




:rolleyes:


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Re: Hilarious 911 Call [Re: WakeboardrB]
    #8422427 - 05/19/08 10:57 PM (3 months, 16 days ago)

My apologies. I don't remember seeing it under the headlines before... must not have got around to going to this site for a few days at the time.


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Re: Hilarious 911 Call [Re: wrestler_az]
    #8422462 - 05/19/08 11:02 PM (3 months, 16 days ago)

Yeah, I said that because of who the butt of the joke was & how even the reporters thought it was hilarious. From the few clips from some local Fox News affiliates that I've seen, they seem to be less of a propaganda machine like the main cable "news" channel is... like this (which I knew has been posted before because I commented on it when it was... still a great clip, though, not unlike the level of nonsense of Reefer Madness):



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Re: Hilarious 911 Call [Re: EntheogenicPeace]
    #8422500 - 05/19/08 11:14 PM (3 months, 16 days ago)

Ive seen this at school...like at the beginning of the year. I just think its a shame that he didn't have any knowledge in the things he puts people in jail for:shrug:


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Re: Hilarious 911 Call [Re: weallsmoke]
    #8422535 - 05/19/08 11:23 PM (3 months, 16 days ago)

Yeah, that's the first thing I thought of too after I got done laughing... that this moron has (almost certainly) arrested & sent people to jail because they possessed something he knows absolutely nothing about... they may as well have hired a robot instead of him since what he was doing required no ability to think for himself; that way they at least their police department wouldn't have been a laughingstock.


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Re: Hilarious 911 Call [Re: EntheogenicPeace]
    #8423096 - 05/20/08 02:53 AM (3 months, 16 days ago)

you seriously have never heard this before?

Where do you live, the Himalayas?


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Re: Hilarious 911 Call [Re: EntheogenicPeace]
    #8424122 - 05/20/08 01:08 PM (3 months, 16 days ago)

Watch this:

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Re: Hilarious 911 Call [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #8424139 - 05/20/08 01:14 PM (3 months, 16 days ago)

I was about to post that. Thanks for saving me the trouble.


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Re: Hilarious 911 Call [Re: EntheogenicPeace]
    #8424311 - 05/20/08 02:27 PM (3 months, 16 days ago)

okay that was fucking hilarious. i have never seen it. of course besides the shroomery i dont spend i lot of time with web junk. great post, not all of us are up on the times. im in europe btw...i kinda have an excuse :tongue2:


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Re: Hilarious 911 Call [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #8424392 - 05/20/08 02:53 PM (3 months, 15 days ago)

Fucking excellent

And no clue how common a name Barry McLaughlin is, but he was a teacher at my school


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Re: Hilarious 911 Call [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
    #8424441 - 05/20/08 03:13 PM (3 months, 15 days ago)

What's the scoooore in the red wings game


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Re: Hilarious 911 Call [Re: EntheogenicPeace]
    #8424681 - 05/20/08 04:24 PM (3 months, 15 days ago)



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Re: Hilarious 911 Call [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #8425018 - 05/20/08 05:44 PM (3 months, 15 days ago)

LOL. That's a fucking brilliant parody.... almost as good as the real thing.


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