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 aiyobro
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 So I went to work dressed as a convict
#8410694 - 05/16/08 07:41 PM (6 months, 4 days ago) |
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working on this acting bit i came to grips after a result of a auto I wrote with a screenplay my prof had selected out. Basically after reading through my stuff he cant quite get an idea on what personality i am (though i am "schizophrenic" )
so any way i get the script and he wants me to act out a scene in which im a seriel rapist he hands me the script so we both start reading, he's playing the part of the journalist whom is to write my book so he's asking questions and stuff, gets on to some tidbit about where i stashed the bodys and next thing i know im detailing the whole scene of my pit of bodies and i really couldn't help but laugh
next he throws another scene at me, this time there are two scenes, im to act out both with my friend, thankfully this one relys on me less and has her doin most of the work(word) so all i gotta do come in scruffed out
we're going over lines tho and ive been tryin to be aight focused and what not but she's so suddle, plus she's afraid to look me in the eyes (remember im a psycho killa) so im just chillin outside with her when RRIIIIIIPPPPP the loudest most vibrating fart ive ever ripped, i got people in the parking lot looking at me
i throw my head down play it off like i shit my pants to lightin up, but shes still looking at me with that confused look ARGg at this point i dont even feel bad
so fast forward a week and im walking into my job orange from top to bottom jump suited out, hand cuffs to my wrist, hair buzz cutted from the mop i had. i make my way in with glares of ( ) and i do my best as i swipe my card to not laugh
more confused looks then im at my line finally, well i happen to work at a make up distributer/packaging, so here i am jump suited out in a ware house full of assembly lines
my managers deem it neccesarry to put me at the truck load and now im just puttin everything sorting, but still keeping composure so much so that people asking me questions get answers they arent to keen about, hell i even managed to convince alot of people
"my name is bill..."
i litterally messed around all day i mean still working but only as a cummunity service/rehabilitation/undercover officer bravado
but i nearly blew my cover walkin back to the lines, theres a whole GROUP of people ive never seen before dress shirted out, i dont say a word and just walk by madd casual as if i was about to start whistlin or something
by the end of the day i realize
dang i have alottta write ups! how i pulled that off...
i mean i didnt think anythin stupid would happen before hand but with all the bullshittin well i aint forgettin
but i did get a B+! i was convincing at the stage later on to say the least
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M'kay- mr. Mackey
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niteowl
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Registered: 07/01/03
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 Re: So I went to work dressed as a convict [Re: aiyobro]
#8410756 - 05/16/08 07:57 PM (6 months, 4 days ago) |
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youngsters
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Being happy doesn't mean everythings perfect.
It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections
"Fear is the mind killer.
I will face my fear and let it pass thru me"
Paul Atreides: Dune
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