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pirates versus ninjas
    #8405044 - 05/15/08 11:59 AM (6 months, 6 days ago)



who would win?


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Re: pirates versus ninjas [Re: b0red5tiff]
    #8405046 - 05/15/08 12:00 PM (6 months, 6 days ago)

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Re: pirates versus ninjas [Re: 0xYg3n]
    #8405051 - 05/15/08 12:00 PM (6 months, 6 days ago)

why do people debate this?


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Re: pirates versus ninjas [Re: b0red5tiff]
    #8405061 - 05/15/08 12:03 PM (6 months, 6 days ago)

ninjas would so obviously win!

they'd just sneak up and cut the drunk pirates in half.

:ninja:


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Re: pirates versus ninjas [Re: Jack Albertson]
    #8405079 - 05/15/08 12:07 PM (6 months, 6 days ago)

I think this is either the source, or at least a major proponent of it all: http://www.realultimatepower.net/

It made me laugh my ass off when I saw it ~8 years ago.


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Re: pirates versus ninjas [Re: razmablues]
    #8405080 - 05/15/08 12:08 PM (6 months, 6 days ago)

While ninjas are obviously the most deadly and effective , pirates are , and will always remain , the most badass character out of the two. They exude sheer manliness and stench of blood, sweat and pussy juices. They have a exhilarating lifestyle filled with promises of booty ( any type) and fame.

Ninjas just dress like Goths and kill people from behind...


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Re: pirates versus ninjas [Re: TypicalTripper]
    #8405086 - 05/15/08 12:09 PM (6 months, 6 days ago)

I'd say it depends on the turf :shrug:


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Re: pirates versus ninjas [Re: b0red5tiff]
    #8405096 - 05/15/08 12:13 PM (6 months, 6 days ago)

Ahh, the age old argument over pirates vs. ninjas.

I think if one defeated the other, the universe would implode upon itself.

Solution: Pirate ninjas!


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Re: pirates versus ninjas [Re: adrug]
    #8405103 - 05/15/08 12:15 PM (6 months, 6 days ago)

In madison it's pirates vs. vikings/ shieeet


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Re: pirates versus ninjas [Re: The Motherfuckin G]
    #8405136 - 05/15/08 12:25 PM (6 months, 6 days ago)

Thinking about pirates makes me want to drink rum.


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Re: pirates versus ninjas [Re: Gainer]
    #8405149 - 05/15/08 12:29 PM (6 months, 6 days ago)



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Re: pirates versus ninjas [Re: b0red5tiff]
    #8405156 - 05/15/08 12:31 PM (6 months, 6 days ago)

Ah this age old debate. It clearly all comes down to scenario, as ninja's would clearly win in a surprise attack whereas pirates would dominate in warfare at sea. Therefor, as a drug pointed out, the only solution is pirate ninjas, or ninja pirates.


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Re: pirates versus ninjas [Re: Shroomism]
    #8405404 - 05/15/08 01:39 PM (6 months, 6 days ago)

Quote:

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hahaha... ninjas dont use rappelling gear




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Re: pirates versus ninjas [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #8405433 - 05/15/08 01:48 PM (6 months, 6 days ago)



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Re: pirates versus ninjas [Re: b0red5tiff]
    #8405443 - 05/15/08 01:52 PM (6 months, 6 days ago)

Is the ninja trying to board a pirate ship?


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Re: pirates versus ninjas [Re: b0red5tiff]
    #8405452 - 05/15/08 01:54 PM (6 months, 6 days ago)

1 on 1 = ninja wins


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Re: pirates versus ninjas [Re: niteowl]
    #8405456 - 05/15/08 01:56 PM (6 months, 6 days ago)

That's not part of the rules, we all know pirates don't fight fair. A modern day pirate would hire a private investigator to get the real meat on the ninja, and threaten to expose them if the ninja ever sneak attack him as part of his will.


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Re: pirates versus ninjas [Re: razmablues]
    #8405457 - 05/15/08 01:57 PM (6 months, 6 days ago)

Quote:

razmablues said:
ninjas would so obviously win!

they'd just sneak up and cut the drunk pirates in half.

:ninja:





:lol: Thats what I was thinking


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