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OfflinePeyoteZen
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This is weird
    #8380420 - 05/09/08 01:01 AM (6 months, 10 days ago)



I can't figure this one out
What the hell is the comic saying?


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good joke.
I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty
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Re: This is weird [Re: PeyoteZen]
    #8380430 - 05/09/08 01:06 AM (6 months, 10 days ago)

finders keepers losers weepers?

since the ninja found the lost son and all then wouldn't let go of the kid ?


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Re: This is weird [Re: PeyoteZen]
    #8380432 - 05/09/08 01:07 AM (6 months, 10 days ago)

A father and his son go on a trip to the zoo but the son meets a paedophile gimp and ends up riding on his back instead of seeing the animals. The father thinks the gimp is returning his son, however the gimp is only interested in lude sexual acts with underage boys therefore has a hard time letting the son go.

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Re: This is weird [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #8380438 - 05/09/08 01:09 AM (6 months, 10 days ago)

Quote:

Mad_Larkin said:
A father and his son go on a trip to the zoo but the son meets a paedophile gimp and ends up riding on his back instead of seeing the animals. The father thinks the gimp is returning his son, however the gimp is only interested in lude sexual acts with underage boys therefore has a hard time letting the son go.

/thread




That's pretty much what I got from it hahaha wtf


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Re: This is weird [Re: PeyoteZen]
    #8381159 - 05/09/08 09:46 AM (6 months, 10 days ago)

Reminded me of this:




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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines. With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. He may as well concern himself with his shadow on the wall. Speak what you think now in hard words, and to-morrow speak what to-morrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict every thing you said to-day. -- `Ah, so you shall be sure to be misunderstood.' -- Is it so bad, then, to be misunderstood? Pythagoras was misunderstood, and Socrates, and Jesus, and Luther, and Copernicus, and Galileo, and Newton, and every pure and wise spirit that ever took flesh. To be great is to be misunderstood.

~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"
-oOo-

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Re: This is weird [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #8381162 - 05/09/08 09:46 AM (6 months, 10 days ago)

:frown:


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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines. With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. He may as well concern himself with his shadow on the wall. Speak what you think now in hard words, and to-morrow speak what to-morrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict every thing you said to-day. -- `Ah, so you shall be sure to be misunderstood.' -- Is it so bad, then, to be misunderstood? Pythagoras was misunderstood, and Socrates, and Jesus, and Luther, and Copernicus, and Galileo, and Newton, and every pure and wise spirit that ever took flesh. To be great is to be misunderstood.

~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"
-oOo-

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Re: This is weird [Re: PeyoteZen]
    #8381167 - 05/09/08 09:49 AM (6 months, 10 days ago)

Mr. Clone, just to let you know I was eating a CHEDDAR FILLED HODOG while reading that.

Too much sympathy.:nonono:


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Re: This is weird [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #8381169 - 05/09/08 09:49 AM (6 months, 10 days ago)

Quote:

WhiskeyClone said:
Reminded me of this:







:rofl: :congrats:


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Re: This is weird [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #8381181 - 05/09/08 09:52 AM (6 months, 10 days ago)

Quote:

WhiskeyClone said:
Reminded me of this:





the uncle looks like Conan O'Brien


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Re: This is weird [Re: polyflakes]
    #8381183 - 05/09/08 09:52 AM (6 months, 10 days ago)

holy shit! :shocked:


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Re: This is weird [Re: polyflakes]
    #8381189 - 05/09/08 09:54 AM (6 months, 10 days ago)

Quote:

polyflakes said:
Quote:

WhiskeyClone said:
Reminded me of this:





the uncle looks like Conan O'Brien




:lol: :yesnod:


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Re: This is weird [Re: Atheist]
    #8381193 - 05/09/08 09:55 AM (6 months, 10 days ago)




I used to have the whole book. They're funny, but really quite disturbing if you think of the real-life situations they are trying to depict.


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-oOo-
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines. With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. He may as well concern himself with his shadow on the wall. Speak what you think now in hard words, and to-morrow speak what to-morrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict every thing you said to-day. -- `Ah, so you shall be sure to be misunderstood.' -- Is it so bad, then, to be misunderstood? Pythagoras was misunderstood, and Socrates, and Jesus, and Luther, and Copernicus, and Galileo, and Newton, and every pure and wise spirit that ever took flesh. To be great is to be misunderstood.

~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"
-oOo-

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Re: This is weird [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #8381198 - 05/09/08 09:56 AM (6 months, 10 days ago)

wtf??? thats a real book? i assumed it as PSed, whats the title?


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Re: This is weird [Re: Atheist]
    #8381204 - 05/09/08 10:02 AM (6 months, 10 days ago)

I don't know, I only found pictures of the pages.


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-oOo-
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines. With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. He may as well concern himself with his shadow on the wall. Speak what you think now in hard words, and to-morrow speak what to-morrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict every thing you said to-day. -- `Ah, so you shall be sure to be misunderstood.' -- Is it so bad, then, to be misunderstood? Pythagoras was misunderstood, and Socrates, and Jesus, and Luther, and Copernicus, and Galileo, and Newton, and every pure and wise spirit that ever took flesh. To be great is to be misunderstood.

~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"
-oOo-

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Re: This is weird [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #8381739 - 05/09/08 12:43 PM (6 months, 10 days ago)

Quote:

WhiskeyClone said:



I used to have the whole book. They're funny, but really quite disturbing if you think of the real-life situations they are trying to depict.




that book is such fucking bullshit, saying only abused people turn into gays.

ARG.


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Re: This is weird [Re: StonedShroom]
    #8381752 - 05/09/08 12:49 PM (6 months, 10 days ago)

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StonedShroom said:

that book is such fucking bullshit, saying only abused people turn into gays.






It doesn't say that. The book is about that one kid.


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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines. With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. He may as well concern himself with his shadow on the wall. Speak what you think now in hard words, and to-morrow speak what to-morrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict every thing you said to-day. -- `Ah, so you shall be sure to be misunderstood.' -- Is it so bad, then, to be misunderstood? Pythagoras was misunderstood, and Socrates, and Jesus, and Luther, and Copernicus, and Galileo, and Newton, and every pure and wise spirit that ever took flesh. To be great is to be misunderstood.

~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"
-oOo-

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Re: This is weird [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #8381793 - 05/09/08 01:01 PM (6 months, 10 days ago)

did you not read the pages in the pic I quoted?

on the second page it says "He said because I didn't experience affection with my father that now I was looking for closeness with other boys, to fill the need for my dad's love"


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Re: This is weird [Re: StonedShroom]
    #8381806 - 05/09/08 01:04 PM (6 months, 10 days ago)

Quote:

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because I didn't experience affection with my father that now I was looking for closeness with other boys, to fill the need for my dad's love




wow im sorry guy
hopefully some thing will work out for you

youll find the right guy some day


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Re: This is weird [Re: fee]
    #8381815 - 05/09/08 01:06 PM (6 months, 10 days ago)

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fee said:


wow im sorry guy
hopefully some thing will work out for you

youll find the right guy some day




I hardly doubt it, considering I'm lesbian and all.


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Re: This is weird [Re: StonedShroom]
    #8381826 - 05/09/08 01:09 PM (6 months, 10 days ago)

I don't remember the whole story, but you'd think his counselor was giving him his opinion about him, not about gays all over the world.

Maybe the book is some christian anti-gay book, I don't remember :justdontknow:

I'm not a fan, I just thought it was apropos


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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines. With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. He may as well concern himself with his shadow on the wall. Speak what you think now in hard words, and to-morrow speak what to-morrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict every thing you said to-day. -- `Ah, so you shall be sure to be misunderstood.' -- Is it so bad, then, to be misunderstood? Pythagoras was misunderstood, and Socrates, and Jesus, and Luther, and Copernicus, and Galileo, and Newton, and every pure and wise spirit that ever took flesh. To be great is to be misunderstood.

~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"
-oOo-

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