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OfflineNewbieShroomie
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I got this girl's number today.
    #8366218 - 05/05/08 07:33 PM (6 months, 13 days ago)

I knew her from the supermarket I used to work at and we've been out once about 2 years ago. I was in the store the other day picking up some cash from my pops there and I saw her at the register. She looked even hotter than she used to, and still has the greatest ass I've ever seen. I didn't say anything though, I bitched out. My dad informed me she'd be working today so I stopped over after the gym and did a little bit of shopping. Sure enough I ran into her and we talked for like 15 minutes, but she was really shy :lol:. She barely made eye contact but we held a decent conversation. She sounded in to me but her body language confused me. Do you think she's just really shy or is she not really interested? She willingly gave me number when I asked for it, so I dunno.

Whaddya think? Pursue it? :shrug::gethigh:


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Re: I got this girl's number today. [Re: NewbieShroomie]
    #8366228 - 05/05/08 07:35 PM (6 months, 13 days ago)

Go for it!


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Re: I got this girl's number today. [Re: NewbieShroomie]
    #8366231 - 05/05/08 07:35 PM (6 months, 13 days ago)

girls are the biggest mystery of all, but you got her number right? so somethings going on..


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Re: I got this girl's number today. [Re: grymmtymm]
    #8366247 - 05/05/08 07:38 PM (6 months, 13 days ago)

girls are a huge mystery and they think we must be the same but all we want is pussy food and sleep. We (men) are not very mysterious


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Re: I got this girl's number today. [Re: NewbieShroomie]
    #8366266 - 05/05/08 07:43 PM (6 months, 13 days ago)

Are you kidding? Follow this up.


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Re: I got this girl's number today. [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #8366288 - 05/05/08 07:47 PM (6 months, 13 days ago)

Alright cool. I mean I know she's cool because we got to talking about the gym and she even said "I'm just worried that if I work out I'll lose my ass." :rofl: I was like no, you definitely don't wanna do that. She's 22 in a week, I think I'll take her to the pool hall with a 12 pack.


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Re: I got this girl's number today. [Re: NewbieShroomie]
    #8366294 - 05/05/08 07:50 PM (6 months, 13 days ago)

Keep us posted...

We like hearing how these things go


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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines. With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. He may as well concern himself with his shadow on the wall. Speak what you think now in hard words, and to-morrow speak what to-morrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict every thing you said to-day. -- `Ah, so you shall be sure to be misunderstood.' -- Is it so bad, then, to be misunderstood? Pythagoras was misunderstood, and Socrates, and Jesus, and Luther, and Copernicus, and Galileo, and Newton, and every pure and wise spirit that ever took flesh. To be great is to be misunderstood.

~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"
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Re: I got this girl's number today. [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #8366311 - 05/05/08 07:57 PM (6 months, 13 days ago)

yea go 4 it :thumbup: wat'd u got to lose?


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Re: I got this girl's number today. [Re: gizagaza]
    #8366327 - 05/05/08 08:01 PM (6 months, 13 days ago)

Hopefully a few oz of semen. :naughty:


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Re: I got this girl's number today. [Re: NewbieShroomie]
    #8366337 - 05/05/08 08:04 PM (6 months, 13 days ago)

Respect.


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Re: I got this girl's number today. [Re: NewbieShroomie]
    #8366704 - 05/05/08 09:27 PM (6 months, 13 days ago)

Don't call more than once a day, otherwise you're a stalker.

Bitches are crazy like that. :yesnod:


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Re: I got this girl's number today. [Re: ScYiNs47]
    #8366708 - 05/05/08 09:28 PM (6 months, 13 days ago)

Absolutely if she gave you her number call her up


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Re: I got this girl's number today. [Re: NewbieShroomie]
    #8366729 - 05/05/08 09:31 PM (6 months, 13 days ago)

Go for it!

Haven't seen you around too much lately, Newbie.


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Re: I got this girl's number today. [Re: circularvortex]
    #8366749 - 05/05/08 09:37 PM (6 months, 13 days ago)

:missionary:


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Re: I got this girl's number today. [Re: Slave of Cthuluh]
    #8366811 - 05/05/08 09:53 PM (6 months, 13 days ago)

just try to be her friend, dont get attached and be a pussy about it. she will let you know if shes interested or not.


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Re: I got this girl's number today. [Re: NewbieShroomie]
    #8366962 - 05/05/08 10:29 PM (6 months, 13 days ago)

So is this your dad's store, or does he work at the store? If he works there, what does he do?


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Re: I got this girl's number today. [Re: fapjack]
    #8367119 - 05/05/08 11:05 PM (6 months, 13 days ago)

you can do it!


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Re: I got this girl's number today. [Re: weiliiiiiii]
    #8367135 - 05/05/08 11:11 PM (6 months, 13 days ago)

ask her if you can bag her grocerys sometime


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Re: I got this girl's number today. [Re: fapjack]
    #8367594 - 05/06/08 01:20 AM (6 months, 13 days ago)

He is assistant produce manager. I used to work in produce with him there. It wasn't half bad, I just wanted a computer gig so much more.


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Re: I got this girl's number today. [Re: NewbieShroomie]
    #8367615 - 05/06/08 01:31 AM (6 months, 13 days ago)

That quote in your sig annoys me.


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