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 Apollyphelion
Dungeon Master/Words are Drugs
Registered: 03/15/07
Posts: 5,472
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 Think I'm Sarcastic? what do you guys think of Rap?
#8200778 - 03/27/08 10:23 AM (5 months, 8 days ago) |
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I wrote this in highschool, before I quit hip-hop.
It is making fun of rap that really is saying to fo all this HORRIBLE stuff; talking about degrading women, gang-fighting, racsim, ect...; Granted all real stuff but not articulated enough for my tastes to get beyond the glitz and glam of the "rap life" There are exceptions where violence is beauty to me, in some rap, such as Wu-Tang and Tupac, due to the realness they approached the genre with. So this is making fun of mindless rap, you could say:
Feelin' Fucked up off LSD?
Let loose to hallucinate while
Watchin' The Cell on DVD
On a bad trip for a hat trick
1-2-3; That's my LAST shroom
No, I'm serious: while your at it
Go walk in Traffic
It'll be fun for one they'll think your rabid
When I rap rapid only those sober can take stabs at it
Get grounded and impounded
Go murder you mom in the shower
Get psyched to kill that Dyke like psycho
Then turn off the lights
Call a jew a kike and a black a nigger too
Go ahead, they'll love it I'm not one to shove it
Are you pregnant and 16
And your kid will be born deformed
cuz' of coke and nictotine
Ambition of your only son
Have some fun
Have a motherfuckin' abnormal abortion
throw yourself downstairs whatever it takes
I'll be blunt: closer hanger in your fuckin' cunt
It'll be messy be sure to use napkins
Go driving at night with no headlights
while drinkin' some miller's ice
It's so fun try it at least once in life
WHO KNOWS maybe you'll hit a dog
Or a person
Haven't been cursin' enough in this verse
cuz my soul isn't burnin'
Is yours yet? I bet, I can smell the sweat
on your forehead and armpits
How old are you? Ever get laid?
You could go to a daycare and have your way
They might be underaged and considered rape
But you can brag to your friends the next day
"Hey, it was a great date" Busted assholes
Wanna fill fascist holes? It'll getcha
If you be the next hitler
Sportin' combat boots and several swastikas
They'll gawk atcha
You'll get the attention you deserve alright
Listen to my good advice
Think I'm sarcastic This track is boombastic
The speakers blast while the
Laser reads the plastic
Go to a funeral and laugh at the casket
And blast Black Sabbath If your not dumb...
...then why do you ask it?
I know I didn't mask it with any sarcasm
Chilled out 'bout to pop a valium
My rhymes slice like raptor talons
I said rape your dates
I said Stab your mom
I said throw pipe bombs
Into school's and dorms
Alright
Listen to my good advice.
That's all I remember:-(
Who wants to rap battle?
Or talk about the state
I love rap, because it is like a combination of poetry, drumming, and a small range instrument.
Who wants to rap battle?
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"I mispronounce everyting"
"Are you a Candykid? Sk8terboi? Goth, punk, freak, hippie? Jock, rapper, banger, prep, hardcore, straightedge? Tripper, spinner, biker, thug, emokid? Yeah? Whatever"
Edited by Apollyphelion (03/27/08 10:29 AM)
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 drkrobotnik
lurk moar.
Registered: 04/06/06
Posts: 3,875
Loc: tx
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Re: Think I'm Sarcastic? what do you guys think of Rap? [Re: Apollyphelion]
#8200789 - 03/27/08 10:27 AM (5 months, 8 days ago) |
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not horrible.
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 Kada
AKA LordOfChaos
Registered: 02/15/05
Posts: 1,893
Loc: Police State, USA.
Last seen: 52 minutes, 13 seconds
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Re: Think I'm Sarcastic? what do you guys think of Rap? [Re: Apollyphelion]
#8200795 - 03/27/08 10:28 AM (5 months, 8 days ago) |
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 I love it. -The Devil.
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Alex Grey
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Kada
AKA LordOfChaos
Registered: 02/15/05
Posts: 1,893
Loc: Police State, USA.
Last seen: 52 minutes, 13 seconds
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Re: Think I'm Sarcastic? what do you guys think of Rap? [Re: Kada]
#8200796 - 03/27/08 10:29 AM (5 months, 8 days ago) |
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Damn drkrobotnik, i LOVE your avatar. Can i keep her?
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Alex Grey
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drkrobotnik
lurk moar.
Registered: 04/06/06
Posts: 3,875
Loc: tx
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Re: Think I'm Sarcastic? what do you guys think of Rap? [Re: Kada]
#8200798 - 03/27/08 10:29 AM (5 months, 8 days ago) |
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Apollyphelion
Dungeon Master/Words are Drugs
Registered: 03/15/07
Posts: 5,472
Loc: Festival of Deaths
Last seen: 3 minutes, 43 seconds
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Re: Think I'm Sarcastic? what do you guys think of Rap? [Re: Kada]
#8200803 - 03/27/08 10:30 AM (5 months, 8 days ago) |
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Damn! I double posted within a single post
copy and paste errors:tounge2:
Who wants to rap battle me?
Fo' Real! I need practice!
I'm JUST getting into Deltron3030; Fucking Awesome to The Max!
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"I mispronounce everyting"
"Are you a Candykid? Sk8terboi? Goth, punk, freak, hippie? Jock, rapper, banger, prep, hardcore, straightedge? Tripper, spinner, biker, thug, emokid? Yeah? Whatever"
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Kada
AKA LordOfChaos
Registered: 02/15/05
Posts: 1,893
Loc: Police State, USA.
Last seen: 52 minutes, 13 seconds
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Re: Think I'm Sarcastic? what do you guys think of Rap? [Re: drkrobotnik]
#8200804 - 03/27/08 10:30 AM (5 months, 8 days ago) |
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LOL WOOOOOOOOOO
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Alex Grey
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drkrobotnik
lurk moar.
Registered: 04/06/06
Posts: 3,875
Loc: tx
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Re: Think I'm Sarcastic? what do you guys think of Rap? [Re: Kada]
#8200805 - 03/27/08 10:30 AM (5 months, 8 days ago) |
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im fixin to change it.
here's the orig for your enjoyment:
Edited by drkrobotnik (03/27/08 10:32 AM)
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Kada
AKA LordOfChaos
Registered: 02/15/05
Posts: 1,893
Loc: Police State, USA.
Last seen: 52 minutes, 13 seconds
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Re: Think I'm Sarcastic? what do you guys think of Rap? [Re: drkrobotnik]
#8200810 - 03/27/08 10:32 AM (5 months, 8 days ago) |
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ITS NOT WORKING. 
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Alex Grey
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Apollyphelion
Dungeon Master/Words are Drugs
Registered: 03/15/07
Posts: 5,472
Loc: Festival of Deaths
Last seen: 3 minutes, 43 seconds
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Re: Think I'm Sarcastic? what do you guys think of Rap? [Re: Kada]
#8200812 - 03/27/08 10:32 AM (5 months, 8 days ago) |
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Nothin works on this thread!
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"I mispronounce everyting"
"Are you a Candykid? Sk8terboi? Goth, punk, freak, hippie? Jock, rapper, banger, prep, hardcore, straightedge? Tripper, spinner, biker, thug, emokid? Yeah? Whatever"
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drkrobotnik
lurk moar.
Registered: 04/06/06
Posts: 3,875
Loc: tx
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Re: Think I'm Sarcastic? what do you guys think of Rap? [Re: Kada]
#8200814 - 03/27/08 10:33 AM (5 months, 8 days ago) |
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you have to have the site open i guess oh well here's the link:
http://poststuff4.entensity.net/032408/image.php?pic=jeans.gif
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Apollyphelion
Dungeon Master/Words are Drugs
Registered: 03/15/07
Posts: 5,472
Loc: Festival of Deaths
Last seen: 3 minutes, 43 seconds
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Re: Think I'm Sarcastic? what do you guys think of Rap? [Re: drkrobotnik]
#8200822 - 03/27/08 10:36 AM (5 months, 8 days ago) |
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Your bringin' the fly honeys, son.
Spinkle their pune juice all over like salt and peppa.
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"I mispronounce everyting"
"Are you a Candykid? Sk8terboi? Goth, punk, freak, hippie? Jock, rapper, banger, prep, hardcore, straightedge? Tripper, spinner, biker, thug, emokid? Yeah? Whatever"
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jimbohsp
Stranger
Registered: 02/10/06
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Last seen: 3 months, 15 days
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Re: Think I'm Sarcastic? what do you guys think of Rap? [Re: Apollyphelion]
#8200827 - 03/27/08 10:37 AM (5 months, 8 days ago) |
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Ahh Deltron, the regulator?
All of my ghetto'd out friends are terrified of psychedelics. Or if they tried it they had a bad trip, because it doesn't just make you feel good.
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Helpme1
mershums
Registered: 07/06/06
Posts: 533
Last seen: 20 days, 19 hours
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Re: Think I'm Sarcastic? what do you guys think of Rap? [Re: Apollyphelion]
#8200832 - 03/27/08 10:39 AM (5 months, 8 days ago) |
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I remember when me and my friend used to bust rhymes at school, and he started out with the most kick ass line:
"I spit lyrical amides like a pineal"
needless to say i couldn't think of any response :P
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Apollyphelion
Dungeon Master/Words are Drugs
Registered: 03/15/07
Posts: 5,472
Loc: Festival of Deaths
Last seen: 3 minutes, 43 seconds
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Re: Think I'm Sarcastic? what do you guys think of Rap? [Re: jimbohsp]
#8200835 - 03/27/08 10:40 AM (5 months, 8 days ago) |
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Gangstas and Wankstas usually dislike psychedelics, going off the ones I met.
When one does like them, they'll probably like:
"T-Dawg! You into that hippie shit, nigga?"
"Yeah man, it's like we all come from the same shit or something"
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"I mispronounce everyting"
"Are you a Candykid? Sk8terboi? Goth, punk, freak, hippie? Jock, rapper, banger, prep, hardcore, straightedge? Tripper, spinner, biker, thug, emokid? Yeah? Whatever"
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Apollyphelion
Dungeon Master/Words are Drugs
Registered: 03/15/07
Posts: 5,472
Loc: Festival of Deaths
Last seen: 3 minutes, 43 seconds
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Re: Think I'm Sarcastic? what do you guys think of Rap? [Re: Helpme1]
#8200842 - 03/27/08 10:41 AM (5 months, 8 days ago) |
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Quote:
Helpme1 said:
I remember when me and my friend used to bust rhymes at school, and he started out with the most kick ass line:
"I spit lyrical amides like a pineal"
needless to say i couldn't think of any response :P
I spit lyrical amides like as pineal
My spiritual harddrive is beyond
intermedial
eh?
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"I mispronounce everyting"
"Are you a Candykid? Sk8terboi? Goth, punk, freak, hippie? Jock, rapper, banger, prep, hardcore, straightedge? Tripper, spinner, biker, thug, emokid? Yeah? Whatever"
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drkrobotnik
lurk moar.
Registered: 04/06/06
Posts: 3,875
Loc: tx
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Re: Think I'm Sarcastic? what do you guys think of Rap? [Re: Apollyphelion]
#8200854 - 03/27/08 10:44 AM (5 months, 8 days ago) |
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bringin fly honeys
means pullin fine hoes
like a nig with nine toes
i aint pussy footin' round
step to me you'll see you get clowned
if you wanna rap battle the bot
you fittin-a get shot down by that texas slang
aint with a load but you know i tip slow when i swang
you know we shroom hunters, we aint no cow tippers
we do it big in SA, last night we beat the clippers
holdin it down c.s. tex you know how we do it
rap battle on the net aint got nothin to prove yet
comin hard when i bust and when i battle
foraging in the field for some gold from that cattle
but you know i dont worship,
it aint no false idol
i cant sit idle so i tell that bitch pop a midol.
this is pretty horrible. i cant really think of shit i got strep prop just popped some aspirin think im gonna pass out.
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jimbohsp
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Re: Think I'm Sarcastic? what do you guys think of Rap? [Re: Apollyphelion]
#8200855 - 03/27/08 10:45 AM (5 months, 8 days ago) |
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Quote:
"T-Dawg! You into that hippie shit, nigga?"
"Yeah man, it's like we all come from the same shit or something"
hahaha exactttly
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