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Sniper.
    #982219 - 10/22/02 07:45 AM (5 years, 11 months ago)

Those people ducking at gas stations are the same people that buy lottery tickets.


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Re: Sniper. [Re: Phluck]
    #982229 - 10/22/02 07:51 AM (5 years, 11 months ago)

Better safe than sorry?


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It is the international system of currency which determines the vitality of life on this planet. THAT is the natural order of things today. THAT is the atomic and subatomic and galactic structure of things today...There is no America; there is no democracy. There is only IBM, and ITT, and AT&T, and DuPont, Dow, Union Carbide, and Exxon. Those are the nations of the world today...

You are an old man who thinks in terms of nations and peoples. There are no nations; there are no peoples. There are no Russians. There are no Arabs. There are no third worlds. There is no West. There is only one holistic system of systems; one vast, interwoven, interacting, multivaried, multinational dominion of dollars.


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Re: Sniper. [Re: Phluck]
    #982234 - 10/22/02 07:54 AM (5 years, 11 months ago)

Anything to get that winning ticket!


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Re: Sniper. [Re: Phluck]
    #982236 - 10/22/02 07:57 AM (5 years, 11 months ago)

It's the cans. He really just hates the cans!

-Bruiser


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Re: Sniper. [Re: Bruiser]
    #982613 - 10/22/02 11:20 AM (5 years, 11 months ago)

:grin:


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Re: Sniper. [Re: Bruiser]
    #982644 - 10/22/02 11:33 AM (5 years, 11 months ago)

HAHAHA! I'd forgotten about that. Thanks Bruiser


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Re: Sniper. [Re: Fred Garvin]
    #982735 - 10/22/02 12:02 PM (5 years, 11 months ago)

I was hoping a couple people would pick up on it! :wink:
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Re: Sniper. [Re: Bruiser]
    #982819 - 10/22/02 12:39 PM (5 years, 11 months ago)

"HE will die!"
/me points at a random name in the phonebook.


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Re: Sniper. [Re: Phluck]
    #982836 - 10/22/02 12:46 PM (5 years, 11 months ago)

:grin:
"I AM SOMEBODY!!!!"


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Re: Sniper. [Re: Bruiser]
    #983553 - 10/22/02 03:29 PM (5 years, 11 months ago)

It's the cans! He really hates the cans!

Bruiser! LOL


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Re: Sniper. [Re: Phluck]
    #983657 - 10/22/02 03:50 PM (5 years, 11 months ago)

I think its pretty funny, I went to get some gas today and this one lady was ducking behind her car while she pumped... this guy was zig-zagging while he was walking from his car to pay the attendant...


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Re: Sniper. [Re: Shroomism]
    #983716 - 10/22/02 04:02 PM (5 years, 11 months ago)

The movie segment is funny.
How bruiser put that together is funny.

Reality... is not funny..


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Re: Sniper. [Re: ricyjo]
    #986246 - 10/23/02 10:30 AM (5 years, 11 months ago)

Reality is the funniest thing of all.


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