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 The Chuck Norris Fact thread. Original only!
#8816490 - 08/23/08 03:51 PM (3 months, 10 days ago) |
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Certainly this is not for everyone, but for some of us it's still endlessly funny.
Please post any you've seen, but try not post one thats already posted in this thread.
I don't really understand why, but sometimes they make me laugh to tears.
Engage...
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Grab that motherfucker by the horns and ride it HARD! I believe confidence and understanding are key. When you finally understand whats going on between the psilocin and your brain, you will have the confidence to BITCHSLAP the ill and negative effects before they can even get close to fucking with your rationale.
There is endless power and possibility buried deep in the recesses of the human mind, we just don't possess the faculties to access it. Psilocin provides the faculties, but YOU have to provide the ability to harness whatever comes out of that dark fucking doorway. If you don't it may decide, right in the middle of a great time, to flip your reality and send you spiraling into fear and panic. Have no fear, but understand why not.
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 DragonChaser
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 Re: The Chuck Norris Fact thread. Original only! [Re: joekenorer]
#8816499 - 08/23/08 03:53 PM (3 months, 10 days ago) |
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Chuck Norris may have another fist behind his beard, but Jet Li can control the 5 elements and travel through dimensions.
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natehimself
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Re: The Chuck Norris Fact thread. Original only! [Re: DragonChaser]
#8816510 - 08/23/08 03:55 PM (3 months, 10 days ago) |
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Chuck Norris is my dad, and your dad.
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Re: The Chuck Norris Fact thread. Original only! [Re: natehimself]
#8816515 - 08/23/08 03:56 PM (3 months, 10 days ago) |
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chuck norris picked up a blank sheet of acid and then the blotters filled with his oils and now they are the dankest blots around
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Re: The Chuck Norris Fact thread. Original only! [Re: natehimself]
#8816516 - 08/23/08 03:56 PM (3 months, 10 days ago) |
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Chuck Norris visited a German brewery with plans to get drunk. He drank the place out of business then took a piss and created the yellow river.
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Re: The Chuck Norris Fact thread. Original only! [Re: DragonChaser]
#8816518 - 08/23/08 03:57 PM (3 months, 10 days ago) |
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Chuck Norris' butthole is a gateway to another dimension, and he shit out those 5 elements. The only reason Jet Li gets those is because Chuck Norris' body is already made of trillions of unknown elements that only Chuck Norris can control. Then he round house kicked some guy with his beard.
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Grab that motherfucker by the horns and ride it HARD! I believe confidence and understanding are key. When you finally understand whats going on between the psilocin and your brain, you will have the confidence to BITCHSLAP the ill and negative effects before they can even get close to fucking with your rationale.
There is endless power and possibility buried deep in the recesses of the human mind, we just don't possess the faculties to access it. Psilocin provides the faculties, but YOU have to provide the ability to harness whatever comes out of that dark fucking doorway. If you don't it may decide, right in the middle of a great time, to flip your reality and send you spiraling into fear and panic. Have no fear, but understand why not.
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DragonChaser
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Re: The Chuck Norris Fact thread. Original only! [Re: joekenorer]
#8816522 - 08/23/08 03:57 PM (3 months, 10 days ago) |
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JET LI IS BETTER
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Re: The Chuck Norris Fact thread. Original only! [Re: DragonChaser]
#8816532 - 08/23/08 03:59 PM (3 months, 10 days ago) |
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chuck norris injected my spore syringe into his forearm and then mushrooms poopped out of his ears and they were dank as fuck
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DragonChaser
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Re: The Chuck Norris Fact thread. Original only! [Re: Coaster]
#8816553 - 08/23/08 04:02 PM (3 months, 10 days ago) |
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Chuck Norris was standing one day in the deserts of Nevada when suddenly he flipped over and busted his face on the ground. He looked up, confused, seeing no one around...
On the other side of the world, in central China, Jet Li just completed a roundhouse into empty air, and laughs...
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Re: The Chuck Norris Fact thread. Original only! [Re: Coaster]
#8816557 - 08/23/08 04:03 PM (3 months, 10 days ago) |
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero. 
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joekenorer
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Re: The Chuck Norris Fact thread. Original only! [Re: Coaster]
#8816560 - 08/23/08 04:04 PM (3 months, 10 days ago) |
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a guy. His foot was so fast that, after it killed the guy, it went back in time and killed Amelia Earhart over the pacific ocean.
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Grab that motherfucker by the horns and ride it HARD! I believe confidence and understanding are key. When you finally understand whats going on between the psilocin and your brain, you will have the confidence to BITCHSLAP the ill and negative effects before they can even get close to fucking with your rationale.
There is endless power and possibility buried deep in the recesses of the human mind, we just don't possess the faculties to access it. Psilocin provides the faculties, but YOU have to provide the ability to harness whatever comes out of that dark fucking doorway. If you don't it may decide, right in the middle of a great time, to flip your reality and send you spiraling into fear and panic. Have no fear, but understand why not.
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joekenorer
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Re: The Chuck Norris Fact thread. Original only! [Re: joekenorer]
#8816564 - 08/23/08 04:05 PM (3 months, 10 days ago) |
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Chuck Norris can beat you at connect four in three moves.
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Grab that motherfucker by the horns and ride it HARD! I believe confidence and understanding are key. When you finally understand whats going on between the psilocin and your brain, you will have the confidence to BITCHSLAP the ill and negative effects before they can even get close to fucking with your rationale.
There is endless power and possibility buried deep in the recesses of the human mind, we just don't possess the faculties to access it. Psilocin provides the faculties, but YOU have to provide the ability to harness whatever comes out of that dark fucking doorway. If you don't it may decide, right in the middle of a great time, to flip your reality and send you spiraling into fear and panic. Have no fear, but understand why not.
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Coaster
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Re: The Chuck Norris Fact thread. Original only! [Re: joekenorer]
#8816576 - 08/23/08 04:07 PM (3 months, 10 days ago) |
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u can win in three moves u just dont play the last peice like in chess
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joekenorer
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Re: The Chuck Norris Fact thread. Original only! [Re: joekenorer]
#8816581 - 08/23/08 04:07 PM (3 months, 10 days ago) |
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Chuck Norris should star in a satire movie somewhat based on the facts mythos.
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Grab that motherfucker by the horns and ride it HARD! I believe confidence and understanding are key. When you finally understand whats going on between the psilocin and your brain, you will have the confidence to BITCHSLAP the ill and negative effects before they can even get close to fucking with your rationale.
There is endless power and possibility buried deep in the recesses of the human mind, we just don't possess the faculties to access it. Psilocin provides the faculties, but YOU have to provide the ability to harness whatever comes out of that dark fucking doorway. If you don't it may decide, right in the middle of a great time, to flip your reality and send you spiraling into fear and panic. Have no fear, but understand why not.
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joekenorer
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Re: The Chuck Norris Fact thread. Original only! [Re: joekenorer]
#8816589 - 08/23/08 04:09 PM (3 months, 10 days ago) |
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His FIRST three moves.
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Grab that motherfucker by the horns and ride it HARD! I believe confidence and understanding are key. When you finally understand whats going on between the psilocin and your brain, you will have the confidence to BITCHSLAP the ill and negative effects before they can even get close to fucking with your rationale.
There is endless power and possibility buried deep in the recesses of the human mind, we just don't possess the faculties to access it. Psilocin provides the faculties, but YOU have to provide the ability to harness whatever comes out of that dark fucking doorway. If you don't it may decide, right in the middle of a great time, to flip your reality and send you spiraling into fear and panic. Have no fear, but understand why not.
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Re: The Chuck Norris Fact thread. Original only! [Re: joekenorer]
#8816594 - 08/23/08 04:09 PM (3 months, 10 days ago) |
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dawg if u put three in a row on the bottom row ur first 3 turns without them blocking either side u win ive done it lots of times
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joekenorer
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Re: The Chuck Norris Fact thread. Original only! [Re: Coaster]
#8816624 - 08/23/08 04:16 PM (3 months, 10 days ago) |
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I don't nderstand how thats possible. Explain to me? Haven't played it in years.
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Grab that motherfucker by the horns and ride it HARD! I believe confidence and understanding are key. When you finally understand whats going on between the psilocin and your brain, you will have the confidence to BITCHSLAP the ill and negative effects before they can even get close to fucking with your rationale.
There is endless power and possibility buried deep in the recesses of the human mind, we just don't possess the faculties to access it. Psilocin provides the faculties, but YOU have to provide the ability to harness whatever comes out of that dark fucking doorway. If you don't it may decide, right in the middle of a great time, to flip your reality and send you spiraling into fear and panic. Have no fear, but understand why not.
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Coaster
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Re: The Chuck Norris Fact thread. Original only! [Re: joekenorer]
#8816637 - 08/23/08 04:19 PM (3 months, 10 days ago) |
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put 1 in the middle
the one on the left of that
and one on the right of it
so u have two ways to win
botta bing botta boom
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DragonChaser
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Re: The Chuck Norris Fact thread. Original only! [Re: joekenorer]
#8816641 - 08/23/08 04:20 PM (3 months, 10 days ago) |
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If you have 3 in a row with an open space on either side of the three, the best your opponent can do is block one of them. So they have lost.
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joekenorer
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Re: The Chuck Norris Fact thread. Original only! [Re: DragonChaser]
#8816657 - 08/23/08 04:24 PM (3 months, 10 days ago) |
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Ahh, ok. Now that I think of it think I've done it too. Good catch.
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Grab that motherfucker by the horns and ride it HARD! I believe confidence and understanding are key. When you finally understand whats going on between the psilocin and your brain, you will have the confidence to BITCHSLAP the ill and negative effects before they can even get close to fucking with your rationale.
There is endless power and possibility buried deep in the recesses of the human mind, we just don't possess the faculties to access it. Psilocin provides the faculties, but YOU have to provide the ability to harness whatever comes out of that dark fucking doorway. If you don't it may decide, right in the middle of a great time, to flip your reality and send you spiraling into fear and panic. Have no fear, but understand why not.
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