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 b0red5tiff
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 got a marriage proposal
#8601441 - 07/06/08 05:09 PM (4 months, 27 days ago) |
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i kind of know her, never met her in person, just chat on IM when bored. anyway what it boils down to is that she wants to be a divorced woman just so she can say she's divorced. she told me and i said that getting married is nothing, so she said its cheap and if i wanna we can get married, be married for a month until we can file for divorce and then that's that.
it doesn't seem like a big deal so i said i'd think about it but i don't see any reason why i shouldn't marry her. i said she call me when she needs me to come sign stuff and she'd have to pay for divorce. we'll both keep our last names and not tell about to anyone until divorce.
btw she looks like this:
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pulse, reaction, inhilation, exhale, gag
fall out, retarding, pussyhole theory
you fucking dumb fuck
Get killed
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You know... I've been lying awake at night. I feel... like I'm sleeping... but I'm awake. That's when I hear him. And lately, when I hear him... all at once... I understand. Everything. John, do you remember the last time you were happy?
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 danlennon3
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Re: got a marriage proposal [Re: b0red5tiff]
#8601446 - 07/06/08 05:10 PM (4 months, 27 days ago) |
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she wants half your money
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Justice_Fish
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Re: got a marriage proposal [Re: b0red5tiff]
#8601450 - 07/06/08 05:11 PM (4 months, 27 days ago) |
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Holy shitballs
NEVER GET MARRIED
You don't want a divorce man
You do not want a divorce
Understand?
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Re: got a marriage proposal [Re: b0red5tiff]
#8601451 - 07/06/08 05:11 PM (4 months, 27 days ago) |
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so u gonna get any poon tang outta this marriage
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b0red5tiff
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Re: got a marriage proposal [Re: Coaster]
#8601463 - 07/06/08 05:13 PM (4 months, 27 days ago) |
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we're both poor, i live with my parents.
and yes, i think i could get some nookie.
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there is no pill, piece, puzzle, solution
pulse, reaction, inhilation, exhale, gag
fall out, retarding, pussyhole theory
you fucking dumb fuck
Get killed
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You know... I've been lying awake at night. I feel... like I'm sleeping... but I'm awake. That's when I hear him. And lately, when I hear him... all at once... I understand. Everything. John, do you remember the last time you were happy?
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Justice_Fish
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Re: got a marriage proposal [Re: Coaster]
#8601465 - 07/06/08 05:13 PM (4 months, 27 days ago) |
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I bet he will
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Re: got a marriage proposal [Re: b0red5tiff]
#8601474 - 07/06/08 05:15 PM (4 months, 27 days ago) |
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Don't be swayed by those photos, dude. This is all a trap.
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b0red5tiff
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she's a nymph, all we talk about is she wanting to have sex with some dudes and all i talk about is how i play GTA. perfect match!
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there is no pill, piece, puzzle, solution
pulse, reaction, inhilation, exhale, gag
fall out, retarding, pussyhole theory
you fucking dumb fuck
Get killed
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You know... I've been lying awake at night. I feel... like I'm sleeping... but I'm awake. That's when I hear him. And lately, when I hear him... all at once... I understand. Everything. John, do you remember the last time you were happy?
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watchoutnow
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Re: got a marriage proposal [Re: b0red5tiff]
#8601486 - 07/06/08 05:17 PM (4 months, 27 days ago) |
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CON is first thing i thought
then sex
don't get fucked on this one man...
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Re: got a marriage proposal [Re: b0red5tiff]
#8601487 - 07/06/08 05:17 PM (4 months, 27 days ago) |
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Quote:
b0red5tiff said:
i kind of know her, never met her in person, just chat on IM when bored. anyway what it boils down to is that she wants to be a divorced woman just so she can say she's divorced. she told me and i said that getting married is nothing, so she said its cheap and if i wanna we can get married, be married for a month until we can file for divorce and then that's that.
it doesn't seem like a big deal so i said i'd think about it but i don't see any reason why i shouldn't marry her. i said she call me when she needs me to come sign stuff and she'd have to pay for divorce. we'll both keep our last names and not tell about to anyone until divorce.
btw she looks like this:
MOST SUSPICIOUS!!!
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Re: got a marriage proposal [Re: b0red5tiff]
#8601490 - 07/06/08 05:18 PM (4 months, 27 days ago) |
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you gotta conjugate that shit plus you'll win herpes in the divorce. Go for it!
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watchoutnow
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and if i were in a picky mood id say she looks nasty.
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I quit. Touch it.
"My views ain't changed to live humane wait" -Eminem
"Ya'll make me too rounded and I'm addicted, WTF I'm drunk. Wtf I'm high. Wtf I'm... Not sober... Sober block." -me crazily self.
"From that what, knowledge of self - determination!" -Blackstar
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Ever since I got braces shit gets stuck in my teeth.
Make me *** bitch!
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not really her
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Coaster
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wut i was worried about was that if she loox like that she must have been around the block a few times
but i figure ur ok with that
i wouldnt go near it but hey EZ poon is EZ poon
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Justice_Fish
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Re: got a marriage proposal [Re: adrug]
#8601503 - 07/06/08 05:20 PM (4 months, 27 days ago) |
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It is.
Rationality!.
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Re: got a marriage proposal [Re: watchoutnow]
#8601505 - 07/06/08 05:20 PM (4 months, 27 days ago) |
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lmao con artist
besides even if u signed a prenup, actually going thru marraige and divorce is expensive...
so exactly why would u want to go thru with this?
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Irradiated_Feces
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fereal, a prostitute would be much less hassle and money.
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Coaster
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o ya i 4got about the whole she gets half ur life bit
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watchoutnow
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you should try to fuck with her for pulling a move like this....make her regret shit...
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I quit. Touch it.
"My views ain't changed to live humane wait" -Eminem
"Ya'll make me too rounded and I'm addicted, WTF I'm drunk. Wtf I'm high. Wtf I'm... Not sober... Sober block." -me crazily self.
"From that what, knowledge of self - determination!" -Blackstar
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Ever since I got braces shit gets stuck in my teeth.
Make me *** bitch!
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b0red5tiff
i deliver the news
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btw this isn't in the states but in europe. i read the laws, getting a license costs about 30$ and divorce should be about the same. i don't even plan to get laid, i just want to see what its like. i'm not gonna see her, go out with her or meet her parents.
what traps are you ppl talking about? she doesn't need a green card, she lives like a few hundred miles away, i don't have money or property.
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there is no pill, piece, puzzle, solution
pulse, reaction, inhilation, exhale, gag
fall out, retarding, pussyhole theory
you fucking dumb fuck
Get killed
__________
You know... I've been lying awake at night. I feel... like I'm sleeping... but I'm awake. That's when I hear him. And lately, when I hear him... all at once... I understand. Everything. John, do you remember the last time you were happy?
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