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 iwasaClown
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 The magic trick
#8598413 - 07/05/08 07:38 PM (4 months, 28 days ago) |
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heres one for you guys that usually have a hard time "makin the move" on a girl.
just casually tell her youre gonna show her a magic trick.
-set it up anyway you like, what i do is i just take some stuff out of my pockets and use it as the prop(s).
then tell her she must close her eyes.
and once she does that move in for the kill and start mackin on her! 
you guys got any stupid ways to make a move on a girl?
- things you have successfully done
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 In(di)go
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so you're telling me you have actually had success with that move? and i mean with a girl you were not yet sure if she dug you or not
as for your question... i think the stupidest way was to actually tell a girl "i'd like to kiss you now"... i had just met her about 5 minutes before... weird thing is, it actually worked...
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guruu
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I just flirt with her all night, and once I know she wants to hook up I just separate us from the crowd and start makin out 
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iwasaClown
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Re: The magic trick [Re: In(di)go]
#8598436 - 07/05/08 07:45 PM (4 months, 28 days ago) |
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haha nice man.
that usually works too, but its hard to find where those words fit. id just look at her and say "i wanna kiss you so bad right now"
yea, it worked for me. i was pretty sure shed already dug me tho.
afterwards i told her how fuckin smooth that trick was and she agreed, but she said she figured out what i was doing and went along with me.
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In(di)go
EcuadorianUnhippieManwhore
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Quote:
iwasaClown said:
afterwards i told her how fuckin smooth that trick was and she agreed, but she said she figured out what i was doing and went along with me.
*sigh* chicks... there's just no way to fool them... smooth trick though... gonna try it out on my girlfriend (a more sexed up version though) 
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Coaster
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just talk to that biznatch fer a while get her smilin then swoop in
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iwasaClown
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Re: The magic trick [Re: In(di)go]
#8598470 - 07/05/08 07:53 PM (4 months, 28 days ago) |
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haha guess how big my extra finger is?
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fee
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Re: The magic trick [Re: Coaster]
#8598471 - 07/05/08 07:53 PM (4 months, 28 days ago) |
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go up to a girl in a bar and say
" hey girl, are your parents retarded?"
she says no gets all defended and pissy then you say
"cause girl you sure are special"
it works like 85% of the time.
I think its cause you kinda put them down at first and all girls do love assholes but then your the sweet heart funny guy and they dig it a lot
I have done this and it has worked like I said 85% of the time
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Stedanko
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Re: The magic trick [Re: fee]
#8598761 - 07/05/08 09:12 PM (4 months, 28 days ago) |
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Take em to the movies and pull the ole popcorn trick.
cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn tub and insert the member, if she likes popcorn,m she will get a surprise!
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sublime40oz
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Re: The magic trick [Re: Stedanko]
#8598781 - 07/05/08 09:19 PM (4 months, 28 days ago) |
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weirdest way I ever got a chick to hook up with me was at like 4am at a friends party. Came back inside from smoking a cig to find the last like 10 people left sitting around smoking weed and chilling. Everyone was quiet for a second and I just looked over at this girl and said "you wanna get out of here?" First words I had ever said to her. shockingly she said sure and stood up. It was funny hearing witness accounts of just how ridiculous it looked.
not all that inventive I know, but it's the best I got.
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my little brother lacked self confidence, he was about 17 when I
gave him the best advice ever, I told him to just spit it out,
tell them what he wanted... I stopped next to these chicks waiting
on a ride at a store, and out it came, he said "which one of you
bitches will be sucking my dick tonight?", one of the girls raised
her hand and said she would... it works
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