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 Tripp420
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Registered: 06/17/08
Posts: 33
Loc: Northern Nevada
Last seen: 11 hours, 24 minutes
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 I just ran from the law, and I won!
#8596361 - 07/05/08 12:27 AM (4 months, 29 days ago) |
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So in this great state of Nevada, it is illegal to set of fireworks. (Because the land here is drier than Hillary Clinton's pooter). But of course, the local Native American colony doesn't give a fuck. So my two friends and I spent our money on firecrackers NOT weed this week.
So after the big fireworks show downtown, we decided to head up towards my house and just stand around throwing live firepower at each other. But I guess some old folk in the area ratted us out. So we look down the hill, see the little piggy, we book it (stupid, I know), the cherries and berries light up. Next thing we know we are jumping through my neighbors back yard and into mine, slide the door open, run to the window, and the cop is spotlighting the other side of the street. At this point we just turn on the TV and laugh.
Yhea, this is the third time something like this has happend. My luck is going to run out sometime. Haha.
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 The Motherfuckin G
Ima illionare
Registered: 09/16/04
Posts: 23,974
Loc: chillin in a project hall...
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Re: I just ran from the law, and I won! [Re: Tripp420]
#8596364 - 07/05/08 12:28 AM (4 months, 29 days ago) |
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OMG YOU ARE THE CRIMINSAL
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And there is always some poor kid, who has a sucky life, but then he is visted by someone from a hidden world of awesomeness, who explains to the kid, that the kid is the chosen kid, and everyone is waiting for him, to fight, and to win, and to accept treasure, and to accept love, and to rule the hidden world of awesomeness like the handsome little ass hole that he is. It happens all the time right?
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The Motherfuckin G
Ima illionare
Registered: 09/16/04
Posts: 23,974
Loc: chillin in a project hall...
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Re: I just ran from the law, and I won! [Re: Tripp420]
#8596371 - 07/05/08 12:32 AM (4 months, 29 days ago) |
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You gotta yell shit at them too cos it makes it more fun, and they don't like fences cos they are lazy fucks, haha fireworks, hahahahaha man you are lame.
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And there is always some poor kid, who has a sucky life, but then he is visted by someone from a hidden world of awesomeness, who explains to the kid, that the kid is the chosen kid, and everyone is waiting for him, to fight, and to win, and to accept treasure, and to accept love, and to rule the hidden world of awesomeness like the handsome little ass hole that he is. It happens all the time right?
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kriminalelement
giant flamingrobots
Registered: 09/26/07
Posts: 756
Loc: Ay! los popos estan aqui!
Last seen: 2 days, 13 hours
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4th of july = independence from pigs!
go you!
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While there is a lower class I am in it
While there is a criminal element I am of it
While there is a soul in prison, I am not free.
Eugene V Debs
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The Motherfuckin G
Ima illionare
Registered: 09/16/04
Posts: 23,974
Loc: chillin in a project hall...
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My sotry is way more awesome cos I found a bag of weed that someone threw while running from cops. I always yell shit when I run, YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE SEE, MEEHHHHHH
cos I am drunk. I can run for miles at full speed too cos I am what you call the shit.
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And there is always some poor kid, who has a sucky life, but then he is visted by someone from a hidden world of awesomeness, who explains to the kid, that the kid is the chosen kid, and everyone is waiting for him, to fight, and to win, and to accept treasure, and to accept love, and to rule the hidden world of awesomeness like the handsome little ass hole that he is. It happens all the time right?
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Stedanko
Butter Churner
Registered: 02/27/08
Posts: 152
Loc: Syracuse
Last seen: 1 day, 20 hours
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It's the best pulling an indiana jones (just slipping through the door at the last moment) on those coppers.
much years ago we were throwing 1/4 sticks in the city pool that was like 500 yds from my moms house. The pool babysitter (all night) chased us in his caravan. We just slipped in the front door, as him and the cops are up and down the street looking for kids hiding on sides/rear of houses.
Fuck You!
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