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I use toothpaste when I masturbate.
    #8595581 - 07/04/08 05:21 PM (4 months, 29 days ago)

:crazy2:


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Re: I use toothpaste when I masterbate. [Re: blackegg]
    #8595583 - 07/04/08 05:22 PM (4 months, 29 days ago)

masturbate*


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Re: I use toothpaste when I masterbate. [Re: blackegg]
    #8595585 - 07/04/08 05:23 PM (4 months, 29 days ago)

I guess it would make sucking your own dick taste better.


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Re: I use toothpaste when I masterbate. [Re: DragonChaser]
    #8595588 - 07/04/08 05:24 PM (4 months, 29 days ago)

C'mon you can do better than that.


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Re: I use toothpaste when I masterbate. [Re: DragonChaser]
    #8595589 - 07/04/08 05:25 PM (4 months, 29 days ago)

Is auto-fellatio still masturbation?


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Re: I use toothpaste when I masterbate. [Re: DragonChaser]
    #8595591 - 07/04/08 05:25 PM (4 months, 29 days ago)

It prevents cavities too! :laugh:


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Re: I use toothpaste when I masterbate. [Re: DragonChaser]
    #8595593 - 07/04/08 05:25 PM (4 months, 29 days ago)

As long as you keep in mind that toothpaste should not be swallowed. :nono::lol:


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Re: I use toothpaste when I masterbate. [Re: Cameron]
    #8595595 - 07/04/08 05:27 PM (4 months, 29 days ago)

I remember my cousin coming to visit when I was a kid.
We'd be brushing our teeth at the sink and I just remember hearing a sickening gulp when he was done every time.
Little fucker would always swallow his toothpaste, with his mom standing right there.
I was only 8 or so, but I tried telling her it was bad for him, and she would just respond that it was a "pea sized amount and wouldn't do any harm".
Stupid bitch.


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Re: I use toothpaste when I masterbate. [Re: Cameron]
    #8595596 - 07/04/08 05:27 PM (4 months, 29 days ago)

that just makes licking my fingers afterwords *that* much better.


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Re: I use toothpaste when I masterbate. [Re: blackegg]
    #8595606 - 07/04/08 05:34 PM (4 months, 29 days ago)

if you get the really minty shit or stuff with fluoride

it could feel like fire on your cock

not a good feeling


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Re: I use toothpaste when I masturbate. [Re: blackegg]
    #8595608 - 07/04/08 05:35 PM (4 months, 29 days ago)

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