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 Gumby
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 Damn I feel manly...
#8587848 - 07/02/08 01:32 PM (5 months, 22 hours ago) |
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I just talked to my exgirlfriend and she wanted me to do her a favor. I am usually cool with doing favors so I asked what it was... She wants me to sew a dress that has ripped at the seems in the cleavage area.
If I do that I think I'm going to have to go out and drink a bottle of whiskey then strangle 5 grizzly bears with my hands just to make up for what I lost in man points.
But I might get "paid" in sex, so it's probably worth it.
I should have never told her that I know how to sew. 
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 PilzeEssen
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 Re: Damn I feel manly... [Re: Gumby]
#8587854 - 07/02/08 01:34 PM (5 months, 21 hours ago) |
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hahaha whered you learn how to sew? and WHY?
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Re: Damn I feel manly... [Re: PilzeEssen]
#8587858 - 07/02/08 01:35 PM (5 months, 21 hours ago) |
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i changed my brakes and calipers the other day. i felt manly as fuck.
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Prisoner#1
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Re: Damn I feel manly... [Re: PilzeEssen]
#8587902 - 07/02/08 01:50 PM (5 months, 21 hours ago) |
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Quote:
PilzeEssen said:
hahaha whered you learn how to sew? and WHY?
because you never knw when you'll need to stitch together the
skins of 5 bears just to make a loincloth large enough to fit
Gumbys 'manliness'
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mestophilies
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Re: Damn I feel manly... [Re: Prisoner#1]
#8587958 - 07/02/08 02:12 PM (5 months, 21 hours ago) |
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I am 6'2" 250lbs and I know how to sew and do so quite often, making my own clothes from hemp and cotton is a nice way to relax and much cheaper than buying store bought crap. Though I tend to agree with you gumby if you are sewing a dress I might go ahead and make it 6 grizzly bears, just take the last one with your teeth and that will definately get you more man points!
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 DieCommie
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What the hell does height and weight have to do with it? 
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Prisoner#1
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Re: Damn I feel manly... [Re: DieCommie]
#8587972 - 07/02/08 02:16 PM (5 months, 21 hours ago) |
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I dunno but my 90lb 5 foot tall grandmother can sew, how much of a man you gotta be for that shit
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Gumby
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Re: Damn I feel manly... [Re: PilzeEssen]
#8587992 - 07/02/08 02:24 PM (5 months, 21 hours ago) |
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Used to live in Switzerland when I was younger. Some mornings we'd wake up and only the antennas of the cars would be sticking out of the snow. My mom had to find ways to entertain us... So she taught me how to sew.
AND I was required to take home economics in middle school. First thing we did was make a pillow from scratch. I still have that pillow somewhere... It sucked.
Edit: mestophilies, I already kill the bears with my teeth. It's like my mortal combat fatality move. Just bite their jugular while I'm strangling them. Works every time. I learned that one from a wild cheetah named Jerome.
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- P. J. O'Rourke
Edited by Gumby (07/02/08 02:30 PM)
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vitadura
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Re: Damn I feel manly... [Re: Gumby]
#8588048 - 07/02/08 02:41 PM (5 months, 20 hours ago) |
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Oh Gumby...
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Gumby
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Re: Damn I feel manly... [Re: vitadura]
#8588143 - 07/02/08 03:12 PM (5 months, 20 hours ago) |
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Yeahhh... It must seem especially weird since you've met me in person. I don't really look like the sewing type. 
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- P. J. O'Rourke
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Prisoner#1
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Re: Damn I feel manly... [Re: Gumby]
#8588155 - 07/02/08 03:15 PM (5 months, 20 hours ago) |
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dont tell anyone... I can sew too
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sublime40oz
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Re: Damn I feel manly... [Re: Prisoner#1]
#8588226 - 07/02/08 03:35 PM (5 months, 19 hours ago) |
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haha, i made that home ec. pillow too.
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coda
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Re: Damn I feel manly... [Re: sublime40oz]
#8588264 - 07/02/08 03:45 PM (5 months, 19 hours ago) |
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yup, same here, as well as a back pack and some other bullshit. Still can't sew for shit.
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Gumby
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Re: Damn I feel manly... [Re: coda]
#8588309 - 07/02/08 03:58 PM (5 months, 19 hours ago) |
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I sew like a fine asian seamstress. 
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StonedShroom
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Re: Damn I feel manly... [Re: Gumby]
#8588323 - 07/02/08 04:01 PM (5 months, 19 hours ago) |
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I made a girl cum, and felt pretty manly.
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coda
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I made a girl cum, and felt pretty manly.
no, being manly would be fucking the girl for a minute, coming yourself, then rolling over and falling asleep. 
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I sew like a fine asian seamstress.
sounds like you would be ideal for the sweatshop industry
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Don't fuck with the laughing jesus.
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mycelismymind
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Re: Damn I feel manly... [Re: coda]
#8588344 - 07/02/08 04:09 PM (5 months, 19 hours ago) |
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i just punched a kitten, IN THE MOOFAFUUKIN FACE be a jealous of my man man mouse.
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CaRnAgECaNdY
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Quote:
Jack Albertson said:
i changed my brakes and calipers the other day. i felt manly as fuck.
I can do that. Does that make me manly?
I love working on cars. UTI won't accept me because of a criminal background. 
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Jack Albertson
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That was the lst time ive ever touched a car aside from minor shit. It was fucking sweet. Maybe you shouldnt be so felonious.
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Man is timid and apologetic; he is no longer upright; he dares not say 'I think,' 'I am,' but quotes some saint or sage. He is ashamed before the blade of grass or the blowing rose.Man postpones or remembers; he does not live in the present, but with reverted eye laments the past, or, heedless of the riches that surround him, stands on tiptoe to foresee the future. He cannot be happy and strong until he too lives with nature in the present, above time
www.myspace.com/psilobeats
DUBSTEP
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DieCommie
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Shit, my wife can change the brakes... does that make her manly? 
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